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This feminist hack will ruin Justice League with his quips
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Filming has concluded.
Also, Gage Skidmore is very talented.
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>>83292803
All the JL trailers were full of quips. Whedon isn't gonna film any new scenes, he's just supervising the final cut or something.
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isn't he a DChad now, who hath drank from the cup of Snyder, praised be his name?
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I watched this by chance and holy molly, how is nobody here talking about this movie?!
I mean this is 100 percent /tv/ material
come on people!
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>>83292619
>I mean this is 100 percent /tv/ material
Shit? Garbage? Pus? vomit?
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do I want to watch this or pumpkin head 1 and 2
thanks
have a nice one
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>>83292669
watch this, this movie is so much fun
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Why is there no kino about this?
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>>83292588
do you really expect jews to make a movie of their own fuck up?
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>>83292588
because no berg, stien or witz is going to produce it.
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Because idiots type "kino" and instantly alienate most people. Stop sounding like a dumb cunt and people might start to care.
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Was this the final nail in the coffin for apolitical television?
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Hitler needed his Reichstag Fire so, I guess Fallon was as good as.
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>Whoa, AHAHAHAHAHA
*claps the desk like a seal*
>So I bet those ovens get pretty hot, right? HAHAHAHAHA
*leans back on his chair from laughing so hard*
>And your new thing is disguising showers as gas chambers? YOU'RE CRAZY MAN!
*leans over and rubs his moustache*
>Awww man, it's great having you here. Adolf Hitler, everybody!
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>>83292737
this asshat is insufferable
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Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time
What doth life?
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I'm a survivor.
We're a dying breed.
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each morning brings you ketchup
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does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake
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ITT: Post a picture and anons recommend a movie based off of it.
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>>83292244
fire in the sky
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>>83292244
Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County
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>>83292244
Night Skies 2007
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Why do movies like Austin Powers not work anymore?
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nobody with talent/comedic chops writes them
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>>83292239
Austin powers was a satire.
Movies like Austin Powers fail because they're not satire, just shitty memeing.
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People don't take them as satire.
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What do you think about this film?
It has some of the best photography i've seen in my life, at times it reminded me of old paintings. The best part of it is that it didn't seem forced at all, everything was naturally beautiful.
wtf i am gay now
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That last scene on the beach instantly became of my favorite cinematic moments when i watched it. Just look at this shit.
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>at times it reminded me of old paintings.
well, it is a visconti film
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so which god is he?
the bookpress?
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>>83292022
ZAWARUDO
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Globalism. You must be retarded, it repeatedly punches you in the face with what he represents.
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God of Density
Is it kino?
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Yes :~DDDDDD
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Source??
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more like cumino
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I don't remember Twin Peaks being this violent or sexy 2017-05-28 07:56:04 Post No.83291912
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I don't remember Twin Peaks being this violent or sexy
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Not complaining, but, how come?
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>>83291912
David Lynch has always had sex and violence in his films, it was to do with 90's tv censorship being as it was.
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>>83291912
>the statue is his dick
bravo lynch
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Because it's on a premium network?
By the way, are you retarded?
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War For The Planet Of The Apes. 2017-05-28 07:54:43 Post No.83291867
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War For The Planet Of The Apes.
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Humans and apes are at war, but Caesar still wants to avoid bloodshed. During a scouting mission, Caesar finds Nova, a young girl whose parents succumbed to the Simian Flu, although Nova herself is immune. Maurice takes her in despite Caesar's reluctance. Caesar also meets a fugitive chimp from a nearby military camp.
Caesar and his forces intercept a group of soldiers scouting the apes' territory. One of the soldiers, Preacher, asks Caesar to spare his comrades unaware that their capture was planned so their Colonel could track Caesar's precise location. The Colonel and his men attack the sanctuary, Caesar's wife gets killed in the crossfire and several apes are captured.
Caesar and his remaining forces mount a rescue attempt, but are betrayed by apes who have decided to help the human in exchange for being spared. Caesar ends up being captured and placed in a concentration camp where he's tortured by the Colonel.
Preacher objects to the Colonel's extremism and treats the apes with kindness. He ends up informing Caesar about the base's weaknesses. The Colonel decides to publically execute Caesar and his loyalists, but the runaway chimp sacrifices himself to allow Caesar and his men to escape and retake the base.
A massive battle erupts. Caesar uses grenades to destroy the soldiers' equipment and trigger a massive snowstorm that gives the apes the upper hand. He kills the Colonel in combat and has the surviving humans rounded up. Preacher objects, but a vengeful Caesar claims that's the nature of war. Caesar kills the Colonel's loyalists and enslaves soldiers the remaining soldiers, sparing only Preacher and Nova, who are exiled, leaving Preacher to look after Nova. Caesar then declares Earth is now a PLANET OF THE APES. Maurice and Caesar's son Bright Eyes are clearly uncomfortable with Caesar's new attitude, setting up the sequel.
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>Caesar uses grenades to destroy the soldiers' equipment and trigger a massive snowstorm
???
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Niggers(apes) kill all the white men
Yeah I'll pass
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>>83291867
Does anyone else get a real anti-white vibe from this film?
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We all agree Euron Greyjoy is going to wreck shit right? If he doesn't, nothing stands in Dany's way and the show will be gayer than it already is.
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All of Dany's dragons will be seized by Tyrion
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Everyone on that show from the producers to the actors just want it to be done. It will be slap dash garbage as usual.
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Nope. They butchered his character making him completely irrelevant. The Iron Islanders have been reduced to a hillbilly clan.
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Hey, my name is Louis CK. I like to lure girls to my hotel room after the show, masturbate in front of them and then stand in front of the door so they can't leave. A lot of people have been told by my manager to keep quiet about this but one day I'll be compared to Bill Cosby. Anyway, you won't tell anyone, right?
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We've heard from several sources that this shameless funnyman whips it out at the most inopportune moments, often at times when his female companions have expressed no interest in watching him go at it. A representative example: At the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room. The two ladies gladly joined him, and offered him some weed. He turned it down, but asked if it would be OK if he took his dick out.
Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.
One of the ladies was so shaken by the episode that she complained to the festival's organizers about the comedian's behavior. She promptly received a call from his extremely powerful manager explaining that, if she valued her career, she would drop it. She valued her career.
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Groundbreaking comedian and 2012 presidential hopeful Roseanne Barr says Bill Cosby is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to exposing comedy’s abusers. “It’s not just Bill Cosby,” she told The Daily Beast. “Some of the biggest comics, males, are doing some terrible things. And they’re about to get busted.”
And Cosby might not be alone. Another high-profile male comic, she predicted, is “about to get busted.”
“I’ve been speaking up,” she said, pausing briefly before naming names. “It’s Louis C.K., locking the door and masturbating in front of women comics and writers. I can’t tell you—I’ve heard so many stories. Not just him, but a lot of them. And it’s just par for the course. It’s just shit women have to put up with.” (Louis C.K.’s rep did not respond to a request for comment.)
In a follow-up email to The Daily Beast, Barr added, “These allegations [against Louis C.K.] have been leveled and talked about for years. I do not have first hand knowledge, though have heard women make these allegations.”
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Examples of self-inserts in televlision or film?
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The pedo jew strikes again
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>his characters name is Jared
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>>83291332
Stop stealing from /co/
>>>/co/92760074