Anybody catch the latest episode?
>>79249212
The Q saving Julia fit their book characters but honestly him using a demon to take her out when she niffed out made no sense.
In some ways the books just can't be surpassed. The way the characters are built shows them to only operate a certain way and.. they're mismatching pieces from books trying to make their own story and to be judge on their own merits..
Like they have this build up for the beast and then..they handle everything so anticlimatically. Now I suppose they'll add book 2 stuff like sailing voyage and all other stuff but at moment..story is a mess and characters are different in some ways..
Like penny loses his hands but he eventually figures out how to make magical constructs that work better than his old hands. he was an autismo-dick but he was penny.
Then they turn him into a chad, and now comic relief. I don't get the writers decisions sometimes.
>>79249212
I'm pissed off aboutMarina
;_;
>everybody dies in the third episode
Jesus fucking Christ.
Previews showed them trying to resurrect Alice, which makes sense. I was actually growing to like Martin/The Beast -- can't imagine he's gone for good, though. But Marina's death seems set in stone; it reminds me of her actress's death in Hannibal (actually, now that I think about it, her dying to Reynard is definitely a nod to Hannibal).
> post credits scenes
>credits
Name 5 films other than capeshit that do this
>>79249208
die you frogposting fatass fucking faggot
I'm glad this flopped. What a piece of garbage.
Didn't see it. Is it the obvious anti-american anti-capitalist anti-whitemale propaganda everyone can tell it is?
>>79249065
>flopped
It didn't though.
Also, pure burger kino.
>>79249065
What went wrong? Was it an oscar-bait mediocre garbage?
*breaks your wand holder*
>>79248933
What was the point of wand handles in the movie?
>>79249075
status
he is literally emasculating him
this is pretty much the equivalent of castratation
woah, those movies are deep
ITT: movie quotes youve use in life unironically
IT WAS ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS AND YOU DIDNT NEED TO KNOW
>>79248920
For you
Do you feel in charge?
>>79249206
We take [insert city] from the CARRUPT!
What do you have for the studio guys?
A movie about blackened, pedo and fart threads on a message board meant for television and film
After surviving a plane crash, a CIA agent learns of a conspiracy to nuke Chicago and blame it on a non-existent Islamic terrorist group.
The decline of the noble ice cream man profession.
where have all the ice cream men gone?
>/tv/ tells you a movie is shit
>it's actually pretty good
why did we hate this again? besides J. Law
The general consensus here is that it's not bad.
>>79248469
I consider it shit because the ending was too bad and the rest of the movie was just not good enough to balance it out.
>>79248628
I would pretty much agree with this opinion: it was fine in general up to the ending. The moment the girl started narrating the end without us actually seeing them grow old together basically killed it for me in that moment.
It wasn't bad overall, mediocre on most levels, somewhat predictable, Fishburne's character was done quite well by his performance and gave a strong tug on the heart strings and was a small saving grace in an otherwise movie.
But that ending, fuck that really irked the hell outta me.
Binging from the beginning.
Not bad, quite competent.
2x05 suddenly it's gay pirate story.
Wtf, why?
>>79248425
Anne bonney is also a dyke, the liberal that wrote the series essentially messed with all of the characters from treasure island and made his oc's donut steel level bs.
The character was always bi it just wasn't relevant till halfway through season 2.
Would you rather everything with gay characters be entirely about the fact they're shitstabbers or a story where a character is bi but you don't find out until season 2 because that's not what what the show is about?
>>79248425
>Island full of degenerates
>not expecting gay pirates
What.
Matthew McConaughey will star in the next Harmony Korine movie, "The Beach Bum."
Matthew is a Trump apologist and a Nazi racist.
We must stop this from happening. Who will be the first to punch Matthew?
Also:
>Korine: My parents are Trotskyites. They used to firebomb empty houses. They have kind of disowned me, my father more than my mother, because I refuse to make Marxist propaganda
Stop this alt-right film from being made!
>>79248350
Is it a spiritual sequel to Surfer, Dude?
>>79248350
Who gives a fuck? Get a life faggot.
>>79248571
Patricians care. Maybe your stormfaggy autism missed my sarcasm B)
>>79248534
Yes. It must be stopped.
Lily Rose Depp
Get the lube ready
Get some rest
Do a 30 day no-fap detox
(Will she be blacked?)
Entertainment Lawyer:
>It is only a matter of weeks before this family member of an A+ list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee turns 18. She has already committed to doing a porn the day she turns 18. She knows her family connection will guarantee a huge amount of publicity. A massive amount. Lily-Rose Depp
>>79248334
So more fake news then
>[citation needed]
If I was fucking her I would feel like I was fucking JD. She has his eyes. Not that that is a bad thing mind.
Just binged this.
How the hell did I manage to avoid spoilers for a whole year, /tv/?
because it's a good movie and thus not bitched about every day on /tv/
>>79248285
because it sucked and nobody gave a shit about it after it left theaters
>>79248285
>binged
Do you normally watch movies in more than one sitting? What the fuck, dude?
>>79248311
It was good, faggot.
Computer, load up Celery Man please.
>>79248271
kek glancing at the thumbnail I thought that was Ben JUSTfleck.
>>79248795
you are as dumb as Tayne
This was not good in anyway after ten minutes. Truly terrible.
>>79248256
It was worth a watch and the ending was pretty hilarious. I agree, pretty retarded movie though.
>>79248256
>>79248382
you fuckfaces didn't even like the fake-subway scene(s)?
>>79248256
Well, its goal was clearly to put as many fucking ridiculous things into a movie and play it straight as possible. It did a very good job at doing what it was trying to do. And what it was trying to do simply doesn't have broad appeal.
5>1=3>2>4>>6>>>>>7>>>>>>>>>>>the rest
No one can argue against this
S4 should be higher up since it contains the Conky, French Steve and Green Bastard episodes
Best star wars ranking tbqhwy famalam
That show is fucking stupid.
/tv/'s thoughts on this?
Also, Drew Barrymore got old as fuck.
is there any old drew Barrymore nude scenes?
>>79249778
If you can't find celebrity nudes on the internet, leave.
>>79250477
thats not what i asked