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THE HUMAN HOLOCAUST

>>79378672
MOM! MOOOM! I POSTED IT AGAIN!

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>"Did you know that Peter Parker is Jewish?" director Sam Raimi asked The Journal, referring to Spider-Man's teenage alter ego. "Spider-Man is a character that spends his life trying to pay down his guilt," Raimi said. "The only difference is that it's caused by his uncle, not his mother. That's a real classically Jewish quality -- to be very aware of your sins in this life and try and make amends for them in this life."

wtf I hate Peter now

Raimi really said this

Mite be

>>79378540
Yachty out here making moves

Can't be mad at a yung nigga getting money

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>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Nsemb1QWY

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>>79378306
Hot in Cleveland

Also helps that it follows Jeopardy!

A lot of BLACKED stuff, really. Elsa is a qt 3.14 and Angela White is 10/10

>>79378405
that's not a show, it's an event

>Thor 2
>Hated Thor 1 but normie friends dragged me to it
>Really hate it. Even normie friends hate it. We agree to say "fuck the credit scene let's walk out when credits roll"
>Walk out
>Sperg guy who was sitting behind us clapping and giggling the whole movie and narrating everything
>Sperg guy stands up, waves his arms at us, and yells "YOU GUYS SIT BACK DOWN YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE MID CREDIT SCENEEEEEEE"

That's not that interesting but usually theater visits aren't

>>79378281
>go to some theater in downtown boston
>nigger theater
>niggers screaming the entire time
>throwing food everywhere
>scary movie
>someone throws his shoe at the screen when that guy gets stabbed in the head with a hard cock

>>79378281
>>be five
>>go to see the first Spider-Man

2002-5=1997
Jesus Christ

Everyone on there's a genius except Cosby and Hedberg.

Stephen Wright and Albert Brooks are criminally underrated.

Carlin

>>79378217
richard pryor

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Childhood is being attracted to Bulma
Adulthood is being attracted to Champa

>>79378194
This is unironically accurate

>>79378194
>Jews capture and circumcise Piccolo
>"Not so fast Goldstein!"
>Immediately regrows foreskin

Favorite episode desu.

he's been with nia for a long time and was still funny most of the time. he obviously just made the special to make money.

nothing against black chicks but nia is sooo ugly

I think you have the answer m9

He's funny on Rogan's podcast. His situational stuff and rants are funny when they're not written. He's a bad writer.

>>79378036
John Carpenter's The Fog

Avoid the remake unless you like laughing at incredibly awful horror movies.

>>79378036
This was literally mfw I had to put down my sick dog the hard way.

>>79378036
What always pissed me off about this movie is how the town went full retard in a day and started doing human sacrifices because the nutcase told them so. Theres being religious, and then theres this bitch going on about the moon landing.

>>79377999
trips confrim

they can't even mod this board
what would be the point?

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>>79377999
oh shit

I haven't seen this one. Is it like interstellar or some shit?

>>79377977
No, it's a much better film.

>>79377977
the basic concept is.
she can see into the future and talks to her daughter to save humanity

COCK

NICE AND HARD

>>79377694
BULL

NICE AND PREPPED

ONE STAR ANISE..

*sniffs*

Mmmm. Lovely.

>>79377649
>Hollywood finally putting traps in kino
took them long enough

>P-please don't shoot me, Ruby

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>tfw no andro shorthaired gf

GET OUT

WE WUZ KANGS

we

First

>>79377425
i was watching this for the first time in college with a female roommate. had to leave after this and jerk it because she was so cute and also had sexy big tits...

>>79378544
the girl in the OP or your roomate.

If latter, provide pics.

>>79377425
he is a lowborn cunt and fucked more highborn poon than most kings of the time.

Not exactly what I'd call a cuck.

>>79377296
daisy a cute.
a cute!

>>79377296

>thoughts on this Star Wars spoiler

No, youre right. She spoiled Star wars

that was pretty much the plot of the last movie too.