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Literally why did they not do this? Both this movie and universe could have been save
>sofia boutella gives a wicked foot job to tom cruise
>bonus: at the end of the movie you find out tom cruise is yourself

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>>83821283
>sofia boutella

She got that hank hill ass

Her muffin top is wider than her hips

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it's genuinely bewildering to me that Cruise is a year older than Crowe but looks about 15 years his junior

ass-tier movie btw. could've done with a Whedon, a Raimi, or maybe an Abrams at the helm instead of this literally who studio puppet they got to direct, at least then maybe they could stick to a consistent tone and mask how generic the plot is with charming characters. also, nobody in this movie looks like they want to be there.

>>83820727

Wow, Kevin "the straightest man in Hollywood" Spacey hosting the Tonys?

Adam West tribute time

>>83820727
I can't find a good livestream and I'm away from a TV, fml

>>83820450
Kinda sleepy, I went at a late showing and the 3D was hurting my eyes

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Silently mouthed a "fuck yeah"

sad ;_;

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>>83820147
JUST look at his Imdb page. He's been pretty busy lately.

>>83820147
the curse is finally broken

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>>83820147
APOLOGIZE

Melissa McCarthy

>>83818872
Danny DeVito

frodo baggins

>>83818210
superhero movie in which he is a muscled hunkdaddy

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white people

>>83818341
I fucking hate rich people. Can't wait til the world is brown and the white elites become the slaves.

fucked Nicole Kidman like a million more times

Be continuously bummed out that I have to get myself killed every day.

Just bite the bullet and let Scientology leak all the shit they have on me so I can get out of the church. Have PR/crisis management people handle shit while I hide out for a year. Then pick just the right role for a 'comeback' after the Scientology shit has turned to Travolta's antics.

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muh surrealism

muh hands

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>muh tight framing
>muh dearth of horizontal motion within frame
>muh front-back motion
>muh composition at the expense of continuity
>muh tatami

Watched it last night. It's a decent thriller. But I found out about the twist prior to watching, so that may have warped my perception.

>>83817477
This movie is simply a SJW circlejerk.

All politics aside its not even a good horror movie.

It should've been titled; REEEEEEEEE!1111 All White People Are Bad

>>83817539
How is it a SJW circlejerk? Just because it shows an inner-racial couple? Please

>>83817120
unobtanium

eggs

Chocolate.

>>83816594
Yeah he could have called everyone who hated on him a bunch of niggers

not saying shit and hoping it would blow over

YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK

Why was he at Bohemian Grove?

old people get old

this is what happens when u sell your soul and show to your girl boss

switch 3 and 7

>>83816175
switch R1 and 3 and you've got a perfect ranking

>>83816175
The Farce Engorges is by far the worst, even Phantom Menace and Clones don't come close to being as soulless

Was it malicious intent or survival instinct?

>>83815821
survival instinct

>>83815836
That's what I thought too

Fun fact, this cinematic is suppose to take place right after the end of the book Arthas; Rise of the lich king

the final paragraph of the book reads

>For so long, he had felt nothing. He had stayed on the throne, immobile, waiting, dreaming. The ice had come to cover him as he sat still as stone, but not a prison, no, a second skin. He had not known then what he was waiting for, but now he did. He had taken the final steps on a journey begun so long ago, begun the day that darkness had first brushed his world in the form of aweeping, young Stormwind prince mourning his father. The path had led across Azeroth, to
Northrend, to this Frozen Throne and open sky. To the searching of his deepest self, and the choices to murder both the innocent that held him back and the parts of himself that had shaped him.
>Arthas, the Lich King, alone in his glory and power, slowly opened his eyes. Ice cracked from themat the gesture and fell in small shards, like frozen tears. A smile formed beneath the ornate helm that covered his white hair and pale skin, and more ice fell from his awakening, slowly shifting form, fragments of an icy chrysalis that was no longer needed. He was awake.
>It’s begun.”

>The Lich King stops being Ner'zhul-Arthas and instead is retconned into just being Arthas

Kinda stupid tbqh

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