In 1973, hunter-tracker James Conrad (Tom Hiddleston) is hired by government agent Bill Randa (John Goodman) to guide an survey expedition to an uncharted island in the Pacific Ocean known as "Skull Island". Randa recruits a military unit led by Colonel Preston Packard (Samuel L. Jackson) to escort them there, and the group is later joined by pacifist photojournalist Mason Weaver (Brie Larson), who believes the survey to be a cover for a military operation and plans to expose it.
Arriving in Skull Island, Packard's men begin dropping explosives developed by seismologist Houston Brooks (Corey Hawkins) to determine if the the ground is hollow, despite Conrad's objections. Suddenly, the helicopters are attacked by the mighty Kong and the team is separated in smaller groups. Packard confronts Randa, who reveals his affiliation to the secret government organization Monarch and the expedition's true purpose to acquire evidence that monsters exist. Packard and his remaining men led by Captain Earl Cole (Shea Whigham) then bury their dead and begin searching for the missing members of the expedition.
Meanwhile, Conrad, Weaver, Brooks, biologist San Lin (Jing Tian) and soldiers Glenn Mill (Jason Mitchell), Reg Slivko (Thomas Mann) and Marcos Reles (Eugene Cordero) run into the local natives and meet Hank Marlow (John C. Reilly), an American pilot who has been stranded on Skull Island since World War II. Marlow reveals that Kong is the island's guardian and is worshipped as a god for the natives for protecting them to the Skull Crawlers, reptilian monsters that live underground. Kong's ancestors were slaughtered by the Skull Crawlers, leaving him as the last of his kind, and he only attacked the helicopters to prevent their bombs from awakening the dormant Skull Crawlers, but it's too late and they are already targeting the humans.
The two groups eventually meet up and plan to leave the island, but Packards insists on searching for his right-hand man, Major Jack Chapman (Toby Kebbell), who is still missing. Marlow leads them to the Forbidden Zone, a forgotten battleground between Kong's ancestors and Skull Crawlers, where they are attacked by a Skull Crawler that has already killed Chapman and kills Randa as well. Conrad and the soldiers manage to kill it. Packard blames Kong for the death of his men and retrieves explosives to lure Kong into a trap. Conrad and Weaver prevent Packard from killing Kong and point out Kong was only defending himself and protecting them from the Skull Crawlers. The soldiers decide to spare Kong and prepare to leave with Conrad and Weaver, but Packard refuses to let him go.
The group is suddenly attacked by the Skull Crawlers, and Packard stays behind as the others flee, intending to detonate the explosives once the monsters are close enough that the blast will kill them all. Kong manages to escape and crushes Packard. An injured Kong is then overpowered by the Skull Crawlers, which then chases the survivors as they race towards the boat. Cole attempts to sacrifice himself to kill the pursuing Skull Crawlers, but is tail-whipped into a mountain before he can set off his grenades.
One of the creatures ambushes the humans but is then killed by the returning Kong. Aided by Weaver, Kong kills the remaining Skull Crawlers with explosives left behind by Packard and rescues Weaver after she is thrown into the river by the explosion. Kong then allows Conrad, Weaver, Marlow, Brooks, Lin, Mill, Slivko and Reles to return to civilization and resumes his rightful throne as the king of Skull Island.
In an after-credits scene, Conrad and Weaver are detained by Monarch and informed by Brooks and Lin that Kong is not the only monster to roam the world. They are then shown archive footage of cave paitings depicting Godzilla and several other giant monsters.
So wait.... no New York rampage?
>>80184231
Nope.
WTF is that movie where suicide becomes the cool thing to do among teens at a high school?
I've been going insane trying to find out what it's called.
Suicide Club
Problem Child 2
the Virgin Suicides?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t32JpruyLZk
>frickin' liberal!
Was he /our guy/?
>>80183619
Will we ever know his true identity?
he was reddit in human form
>>80183762
you'll never fit in here so you might as well become a redditor
Post your reaction when you saw this happen.
>>80183228
Solid kino
>>80183228
I was like 7 years old, I didn't care.
>No, Ms. Green. It's a PG movie. You cannot show your boobs.
Fuck, I hate that cunt Tim Burton. All this fucking "whimsical" shit. I wish he'd whimsically fucking kill himself.
>What if I'm totally naked, but turned to the side so nothing is showing?
>...we've been over this
Well she won't need much CGI for playing the titular character
>Since when do critics and Hollywood support the murdering of US veterans, cops and scientists?
>Watched Logan, entire time I am sitting there I couldn't help but think...
>Countless highly paid and probable US military veteran security contractors murdered without a whim for just doing their jobs
>Countless Mexican police officers murdered for simply following the company's security personnel to arrest the lab-rab girl the first time at the factory
>Brilliant highly paid RnD scientist is murdered
>Head of company security is murdered. He even gave Logan the friendly warnings the first 3 times not to intervene with the company
>As a company stock holder I would probably be fucked financially after the fiasco of the lab-rats escaping the zoo went public
>As cop, security guy, or scientist I'd probably be murdered during this fiasco with no mercy by the lab-rats or Logan
>All of this not including the facilities other personnel that were probably murdered on the escape out of the zoo off scene by the other lab-rat kids
>Hiring fucking Mexican nurses with classified key card access was the first mistake but oh well
>No wonder why American's hate cops, scientists and security guards
>>80182607
Didn't read your shit have this (You) out of pity
Sleep with the devil, you get burned
>>80182607
Life is cheap in the future
EDDIE BRAVO LIVE RIGHT NOW IN ALEX JONES SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovTZkdQwpWI
get in here
I can't tell if Eddie Bravo is really smart or really stupid.
POSTING IN KINO THREAD
CHECK
>Angela Bassett already looks incredible, but according to trainer Corey Calliet, her body will be “10 times better” when he’s done training her for Marvel’s upcoming Black Panther movie.
>“I’m taking what she has and making it 10 times better and giving her the shape that she wants,” Calliet — who began working with Bassett ahead of production and will continue to work with her on set — tells PEOPLE.
>“While she’s filming, she’ll be with me every day,” he continues. “We film five days a week and I’m always on set, so if she needs something to happen, I’ll be there guiding her to make sure everything is going well. I’ll be her shadow — I’ll see what she ate, how much water she drank, training her when she gets off. It will be hard on her part, but she will enjoy the results.”
>Calliet — who also trained Michael B. Jordan for Creed and will be training him again for Black Panther — focuses on high-intensity interval training with his clients to get the best results.
>“I like to set up circuits. You do each movement for 30 seconds, then you take a break, get the heart rate down to get it right back up,” he says. “The reason why I like doing it so much is because it’s the fastest and the most effective way to burn fat.”
cool
>>80182568
>Calliet will have Bassett, 58, cycle through moves such as mountain climbers, jump squats, lunges, push-ups and high knees for 30 seconds on, 30 seconds off, and continue the cycle for up to an hour at a time.
>“It’s a very hard 45 minutes to an hour because you’re going all the time, and I don’t give too many breaks unless you’re about to puke, faint or die,” he says. “You have bring the pain every day when we train. It’s the only way you’re going to get the results to look amazing on the screen.”
>He wants to particularly work on toning Bassett’s lower body for the role.
>“It’s the biggest muscle group, so you’re going to burn a lot of calories while doing it,” he explains. “I’m going through a lot of old-fashioned moves — lunges, squats, leg extensions, leg curls, but in the HIIT form. I’m not going to do too many hard, sculpting movements; this is more conditioning, taking what she already has — the great foundation of the body she has — and make it better.”
>>80182897
>In addition to her training sessions, Calliet will be working with Bassett on her diet to make sure it’s on track throughout filming.
>“Her food is going to make sure that she’s nourished throughout the film,” says Calliet, who will put her on a diet plan consisting of balanced protein, fats and carbohydrates. “You don’t want to get tired, so she’ll be eating a lot of protein such as fish and grilled chicken, and carbohydrates like sweet potatoes, brown rice, jasmine rice. It’s basic dieting, nothing fancy. I just will watch her body and give her body what it needs when it needs it.”
>Bassett has been a dream client for Calliet so far.
>“She’s very attentive and takes the knowledge that she needs from me to be able to utilize it,” he says. “She loves fitness, she loves to work out. She wants to do it and she doesn’t quit. We were going hard and she would not stop. That’s what I like about her— at her age, she still has it in her to make her want her go more.”I forgot to enter the title for my post. Also pretty surprised by the working out she's doing for the role. Assumed it would be pretty low-key physically.
>cleaning out storage
>find disc vault with over 2,000 backup copies of movies on DVD
>haven't owned anything with an optical disc drive in it for over 7 years
I'm so fucking glad physical media is dead.
>>80182545
I'm so glad to live the life of a pirate
>>80182545
Disc 1 of 2 haha
I still buy VCDs.
ITT:
Characters that are literally you.
>>80182431
How would you do this without it being terrible?
>>80200010
First i would need an actor who can appeal to the Pitbull audience
More stealth, more plot,, less KABOOM
>>80200010
Hitman is essentially rube goldberg assassinations: the game, so it's all about making the kills interesting and unique while at the same time acknowledging 47's ability to disguise himself and blend in, if there's going to be a shootout it is NOT going to be during the assassination, it will be people trying to double cross him after the fact and even then he's not loud and shout bangy.
It should be Denzel's Equalizer meets the Jackal.
>Mexican steal jokes
Ruin his career
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws
>Woman steal jokes
Defends Her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk5EiCLQ9Is
Cuck Rogan sucks and he's only good for memes
>>80182296
he was molested by an older woman
and had a failed hair transplant surgery
give him a break
>>80182296
I dont really follow this guy much but the second video, he doesn't really defend her. He says if people scour every minute of standup someones done then sure you can find similar premises to other comedians, but also calls some of the cases pretty aggregious.
Also, its a sketch show, something was wrong there, whether it was AMY specifically pushing those skits or another writer who no one wanted to say like hey thats already a thing man, who knows.
Did that short hair cancer lesbian speak on this issue? she is usually pretty straight forward I think she worked on the show im sure she would speak on it
>>80182333
>failed hair transplant
the transplants work, but then you keep losing more original hair, is how he explained it.
>You don't know shit about shit
What did she mean by this?
I hope Trump doesn't send her back. She's a cutie.
>>80182205
"You don't know shit(nothing) about shit(fecal matter)"
>I'm gonna kill Negan!
>Just not right now!
She's literally just a kid having a tantrum at this point.
TIL Robert Osborne was a fudgepacker
TCM is retroactively ruined.
>TIL
>>80182044
No, he wasn't, you idiot. Stop slandering him.
>looks it up
WHAT THE FUCK! IT'S TRUE!
>>80182044
FUCK YOU OP YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
Wait if Prof X died in Xmen 3 why come he was in Logan too?
The new ones basically ret-conned everything in the originals.
Different timeline. Events of the original X-Men trilogy were erased following Days of Future Past. Logan takes place in the new timeline, not the old one.
>>80181756
That whole timeline was retconned by DoFP.