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He was unwilling to give her FUNdamental rights.

Princess Peach cheated on him with Bowser. And now his strange daughter invites an entire city to an orgy in his house.

>>79292611
>his strange daughter
Obviously I meant his wife's strange daughter. I fucked up. Sorry.

you'll fucking love it, just bear in mind that the first season slowly changes from a kinda good killer of the week serial killer procedural to a full blown amazing ongoing story and it gets real good in the second season

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>cannibalistic serial killer on the loose
>everyone suspects the friendly autist who is catching serial killers and saving lives
>no one suspects the creepy dead eyed emotionless psychiatrist who constantly jokes about eating people

Don't fall for Mads Mikkelsen meme he is lying to you with his very existence.

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Diary of the Dead
I am Legend

That recent Korean zombie flick about zombies on a train I guess. Didn't really care for it but it had some nice characters.

The original Dawn of the Dead, Dead Snow (first one, second is wannabe Army of Darkness shit), and night of the living dead

Because 1 hour is too short and 3 hours is too long

That dog is probably dead by now.

>>79292257
Nice non answer faggot

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>>79292133
She'll move on when you do loser.

Nice 3's though.

>>79292169
Jenna pls staph

>>79292133
I don't know who this is or what "chili's" is, gimme some context will you doc?

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USA
Hacksaw Ridge

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>>79292011
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USA
Green Room/Arrival

>>79292011
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Slovakia
The Lobster

>1. All male characters will have mutilated penises

>Kristen Wiig

Can't wait for her to do something awkward and silly then laugh and throw her head back, maybe roll her eyes too

>>79291928
Because they genuinely are on the reading level of a nine year old, have you heard Americans talk about subs, it's like they're small children.

> I can't concentrate on what's happening on the screen
> it passes too quickly

Americans literally take several seconds to read a sentence.

King of the Hill.

TV show, go.

King of the Hill.

Running Scared

You nean you love some episodes of it right ?
Cause i know for a fact that bojack isnt even depressed he is a drama queen

>>79292203
>You nean you love some episodes of it right ?
Cause i know for a fact that bojack isnt even depressed he is a drama queen

This is a non-sequitur.

I like how dopey and personality lacking the people in these threads sounds it's like you really want to be your faggy little defeatist "woe is me" caricature of a hero.

>>79291858
his last film

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>>79291892
>failing to recognize that based Clint is the American version of pic related

Why am I filming my own scenes first?

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>>79291850
Link for the net.disabled:
http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a52904/santa-clarita-diet-drew-barrymore/

>>79291850
Toplel

>>79291850
who wants Drew barrimore in anything?what is this,the year 2005 or something?
also keked.

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>>79291762
>Jackie Chan movies
>Hollywood
shut up you white, basement dwelling manchild and appreciate black Mary Jane

is it black people's fault that chinese people and hispanic don't put themselves out there?

I didn't realize gangs of roving niggers were stopping them from trying out for movies.

Should they just drag asians out of their homes and force them to act in movies?

Use your head man.

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Do you seriously think anyone here believes that you give a shit about the role of Asians or Hispanics in Hollywood?

Ask giraffes

>>79291625
Same as Giraffes?

Ask manlets

>>79291568
This is what happens to people who date taylor swift

she uses her boyfriends as musical dildos

avoid taylor swift at all costs.

>>79291601
>avoid taylor swift at all costs.
Good to know I'm doing the right thing then!

>>79291601

>Implying he wasn't her beard.

Name three characters from the first Avatar without looking it up.

jake?(Main protag), Ripley, Lesbian mexican (Vasquez from aliens look-alike), General Mattis and Zoe seldana.

We haven't heard jack shit since avatar, like what?