I have yet to see anyone realize that this movie is blatant globalist propaganda.
In the movie, the US military are the bad guys driven to attacking the aliens by a conservative radio host similar to Alex Jones.
One character laments on the fact that our planet lacks a strong single leader and in the end the communist chinese are the ones who see reason and save the day.
>>80562780
Plenty of threads saying that when the movie was relevant
>alien octopus looking things
>giant banana spaceship
>still boring as fuck
>>80562780
I think Hollywood sucks Chinese dick so hard because China only allows a certain number of films into their country a year. It's a fucking massive market so pandering to the chinks is a great way to get your movie on that list a acceptable movies.
Expect to see a lot more movies where the Chinese are heralded as heroes.
>the closest I can get to reliving my childhood is watching kids who were born after 9/11 LARPing as my generation
I know this shouldn't feel too surreal or anything, but it actually does.
Not that I expect any of you millennials to get it.
>>80562734
yeah ok fuck off retard
>>80562734
why does he look like he has FAS
>>80562734
Elle is so qt!
Just saw Fences today and holy shit that was movie of the year for me. I may be biased because my family life is very similar. Denzel's character is so like my Dad its scary. Can't believe it didn't win over Moonshitter.
>>80562551
They wouldn't want to award anything actually decent, that would defeat the point of their elitist patronage.
>>80562551
FYI the neighborhood that movie is filmed in is the hills district in Pittsburgh. It's absolute nigger infested shit hole. They interviewed Denzel on 60 minutes and they tried making it seem like it's a working class neighborhood. Fuck no.
>>80562551
It's a really good movie. Much funnier than I expected too, the trailers made it look so heavy
>when people think that the jackass paper cuts skit is bad
You plebs haven't seen shit
>people think Jackass was good
>never watched the CKY videos
>>80562978
hope youre not insinuating that im one of those people bud :^)
i am now watching steve o getting pissed on by a fat black prostitute.
>>80563218
Nah mate, wasn't implying that. I'm going back to watch it again now. I remember Rob himself had a sick freestyle I think in one part. I'm going back to watch some now.
Can she be saved?
>>80562484
Oh Pam, honey, are you really starting threads for attention on /tv/ now?
>>80562484
More like can she be shaved. Yuck.
>>80562565
John?
Does /tv/ like Wes Anderson
>>80562478
Yes
I do. Pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
>>80562933
which movie of his should I watch first?
Is Michael Cera's character in Juno the biggest cuck in all of movie history?
>>80562434
You're thinking of Michael Cera's character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
>>80562434
He's a weak man, but he's literally the opposite of a cuckold
>>80562434
Considering hes the only one who fucks her I'd say no
Lol
>>80562430
WE DID IT REDDIT!
epic!
What about the scene in one of the Terminator movies where we get a shot from space of the planet being nuked, aren't like millions of people dying on screen then?
Is Crimson Jihad the most successful terrorist group in cinematic history?
I mean, they nuked the fucking Florida Keys.
the rebels in Star Wars
I'd say the rebellion in star wars were more successful I mean they blew up a planet sized spacestation
>>80562281
>>80562278
>one second
damn
Who had the best girl?
Andys first girl, that doctor chick was really pretty, sad she was only in for a short time. 10/10 show
>>80562311
Ellie worked in a drugstore, but I agree.
>>80562637
It took me over 2 years to watch every episode, def worth it though, sucks barney left pretty much like half way through
>action scene
>characters enter an elevator
>elevator music starts playing
>action stops
>quip
>elevator reaches the destination floor
>action resumes
>>80562109
Literally ONE film that does this
>>80562959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTcy51kHDTM
>>80563031
>YouTube clip
I said a film.
I haven't seen the Amy Schumer special as I don't get Netflix anymore but there seems to be quite a bit of negative publicity surrounding it.
Is it really that bad, should I bother watching it?
Is there a Youtube copy?
>>80561993
If you try to time how long there is between pussy and sex jokes you'll never hit the stopwatch for the entire duration.
>>80561993
this>>80562358
Here OP, try the shortened 10 minute version. You'll find out everything you need to know about Amy Schumer's new special.
https://clyp.it/hexa2gtn
>>80561993
She looks like Brian Wilson as he is NOW, post-jaw wiring, post-elephant-stunning doses of medication.
STOP INVENCIBLE JYN!
This part made no sense, why did he decide to commit suicide for no reason?
>>80561937
He didn't want the people know that jyn is superman
same character
>the opening of the movie is the ending
does americans really watch /tv/ - Television & Film?
>>80561897
Die frog poster
>the ending of the movie is the beginning of the sequel
>The new Beauty and the Beast subjects family filmgoers to left-wing propaganda.
>Viewers who cannot discern the difference between entertainment and propaganda may have already been duped by Disney’s long-standing entertainment hegemony. It’s a mistake to think that such propaganda is innocent storytelling. This Millennial Beauty and the Beast becomes grim progressive silliness when it erases basic gender distinctions and politicizes the background and experience of the commoner Belle and the aristocratic Beast. It’s a blockbuster touting specious lessons in Occupy logic and “tolerance.”
>Starting with the awful (yet popular) 1991 animated musical Beauty and the Beast, Disney turned magic into shrill obviousness. The current version, clunkily directed by Bill Condon (who ruined both Dreamgirls and the Twilight series) prides itself on PC Broadway inanity and cynicism. Belle’s sexual politics and an unnecessary gay subplot involving the villain Gaston and LeFou are part of Disney’s effort to replace traditional notions about love, family, community, and sex with fashionable ideology about gendered love.
>Watson’s Belle is not a love-starved innocent but a feminist standard-bearer (like a less strident Anna Kendrick, lacking only a college student’s iPad). Her warbling of Alan Menken’s dreadful songs — as with the movie’s overall use of singing, animated fantasy, and dancing to express heightened emotion — ultimately demeans what should be irresistible and universal about the fairy tale’s expression of romantic longing. Such video-game-style caricatures of this literalized fantasy reveal Disney’s execrable habit of re-engineering popular aesthetics. Its goal is to create a generation of political camp-followers, nonthinkers, and future Broadway tourists — in short, miseducated consumers.
>Anyone who takes children to this new swill merely capitulate to Disney propaganda. They cheat themselves while Disney corrupts the faith of future generations.
KING OF /TV/!!
>>80561649
he also called out malick as the fraud he is
>>80561649
Is armond a self hating fag?
>>80561649
I love Armond
Fuck off brainwashed /Pol/ visitors, he's /ourguy/