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>>81614117
T&A is essential to horrorkino 2bh.

>>81614117
The sex scenes in Splice was kinda weird.

>watching horror with a female aquaintance
>something scares her into my arms
>sex scene comes on
>that aquaintance is now a sexual partner

BAM!
If you watch horror not with a girl, you're gay.
If you don't like sex scenes in horror, you're gay.

>>81614030
>too old for this shit

The Jedi are patriarchal and oppressive. It's the current year.

Sounded pretty self-explanatory to me.

>>81613972
May I suggest, Solaris, The Clooney version, Lost In space, Event Horizon, Star Trek the Motion Picture, Star Trek The Undiscovered Country and parts of Star Trek 5, when they're searching for god. Alien and maybe The Empire Strikes Back. Stay the fuck away from The shit Awakens. Rogue One has some nice space shots. Stay away from the shit awakens, whatever you do.

the only one I haven't watched is Lost in Space. Rogue one is worse than Force awakens.
Have I run out of good space sci-fi? Is life no longer worth living? Any good upcoming scifi?

>>81613880
It's the Jews man, they'll dig up anyone's corpse to violate it into utter ruin.

theyll cast jared leto to play jareth the goblin king and bella thorne to play the girl

it will be great

Bowie made that movie. Without him it would of been shit.

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When is his special coming out?

Those terrorists were real jerks.

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>"it's like any character can die at any time it's so edgy and unpredictable"
>popular meme characters survive anything including literal death

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>>81613408
>be fat fuck
>write complicated fantasy series to satisfy my autism
>Shit gets out of hand WTF people actually like this shit.
> decide to make three part series into a seven part
> not sure how to do it just kill off all the most relate-able characters
> fuck that wasn't a good idea everybody else sucks
> delay the writing of the books till I die so I don't have to finish this fucking bullshit
>I'll just make shitty graphic novels

>>81613737
>write complicated fantasy series
>complicated

>>81613216

Watch Skiptrace to scratch that itch, though at the same time, it's sad to see stunt doubles for Jackie.

>>81613388
Thanks, sounds like it's Jackino stuff.
Would be cool to see him do another movie with Owen Wilson too.

Say what you will about these fucking movies but I love their fucking chemistry and would fucking watch the trilogy whenever I feel like it

The Cromartie/SWAT pool shootout scene is one of my favorite TV scenes of all times.

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>>81613055

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>>81613349
AND I HEARD

>watching old movies just to fit in

lmaoing at your life kid

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>>81612998
>tfw I was boring in 1983.

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>>81613056
boring? born? borne?

>>81612920
No it was a struggle to get through

>>81612920
Nobody saw it. Good luck with your thread, OP.

I think I watched it once, it was like..a caricature of a movie. Except it wasn't as fun or goofy as a B-film.

>>81612841
INTO THE PIT!

I dont
I just put them on the Movie Shelf as I get them

>>81612841
On a hard drive.

SQUADELAA

WE'RE OFF

MY
BIRDS

I'M BONKERS

>>81612373

That's how all Brit shows are, I remember growing up loving Mr Bean and thinking I probably missed tons only to find out there were only like 14 episodes ever.

>>81612373
more like Darth Ferengi's Dorkface

>>81612373
Darkplace Illuminatum was only really good think about this series and intro, great intro

>>81612337
The Man Who Sleeps is brilliant.
Here's some other depression/isolation kino

>The Conversation
>Oslo, August 31st
>The Pawnbroker
>The Hunt
>Werckmeister Harmonies
>Eraserhead
>Le Samourai
>Taxi Driver
>Manchester by the Sea
>The Elephant Man

>>81612418
well I don't see a reason why these two states can't occur simultaneously

Wild Strawberries is probably the saddest film I've ever seen

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>>81612169
daily reminder that he cancelled his ultimate kino, The Avenging Silence, about a mute spy that has to assassinate a mafia boss in Tokyo while facing parables for the 7 deadly sins to instead make this, a remake of Pusher set in LA starring Miles Teller

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>>81612169
Man, this guy is completely crazy.

I love him so much

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>>81612169
i hope the cocaine man gets him for profiting off the war on drugs