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>>81733391
>some bloke and a black lady go on a roadtrip
>they get shot a lot and the bloke dies

>>81733391
>The crimes of WWII are lamented on with homosexual innuendo

>>81733443
Is Bill Paxton in it? I think I know the movie if so but I forget the name.

>>81733563
Hetalia?

>>81733370
You shee, that is preshishly the problem with modern jedis. They try not to deal in absholutes *sniff* while shimultaneously being trapped in their black and white ideology.

Are people butthurt he pretended he didn't even know the name of the new MC?

>>81733372
>Are people butthurt he pretended he didn't even know the name of the new MC?
Explain

>>81733317

>Inb4 otfags roll in to screech

>>81733317

Re-watched this and TPM last night. Honestly I don't get the hate, I liked it on release and still do now.
Completely serviceable action adventure movie

>>81733317
Only if you're retarded

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>So we have these weapon dealers that...
>This one sir

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>The private security of this shady company...
>Done

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>European bankers go to africa to meet some warlord
>Say no more

>>81733268

it depends on why you like it.

>>81733268

I heard that liking penis is what does it.

No, but posting about it online does.

And you just made a 7th

because god doesn't exist

>>81733263

It's called aggressive viral marketing

I'd rather pay to see mayweather Vs rousey

>>81733200
why is there a masonic symbol on that poster?

>>81733200
If there could be a real guarantee they would both lose and kill each other I'd pay to see it.

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>>81733081
Imagine being Pajeet in that scene and having to be all like "damn Marlel, you fuckin' fine, all entertaining with your cuck actors and atrocious PS3 CGI. I would totally shill this flick, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is watch another DC kino in his barrack bunk. Like seriously imagine having to be Pajeet and not only sit in that chair while the Russo brothers flaunt their disgusting directing skills in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the amateur CGI and poor rendering, and just sit there, hour after hour, while they perfected the viral marketing strategy. Not only having to tolerate that monstrous fucking scene but their haughty attitude as everyone on the shill baracks tell him Marlel STILL GOT IT and DAMN, FINAL FANTASY CUTSCENES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and shill that embarrasingly messy boring flick contort into types of composition you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been shilling nothing but a healthy diet of Pixar and animation kinos and later alleged Star Wars flicks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Dehli. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the dullness that's breaking out on the bland airport as the characters stand there to convey a fighing stance, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and shill this "entertaining" (for that is what the execs call this flick)" fun flick, the fun they worked so hard for with focus groups and paid critics in the previous months. And then the shill manager calls for another thread on /tv/, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the shill security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Pajeet. You're not going to lose your future hot meals over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>81733113
Hello Sven a.k.a the only white male in Sweden
Enjoy your white genocide

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>>81733113

>>81732942
Does it ever sicken anyone else how beautiful Jake is?
I used to touch myself all the time as a teenager to his pictures, but now I'm just jealous.

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>>81733016

>>81732942
Daniel Day Lewis
Michael Fassbender
Christian Bale

Hi Sam, how's the health care issue going?

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>>81732921
I used to love Heidecker's work and preferred him over eric. But after he was instrumental in World Peace getting cancelled and was too craven to even admit it when Sam directly asked him, I don't think I'll be paying for/watching anything he does anymore. I was vicariously embarrassed and ashamed of how fucking spineless that shapeless sack of estrogen is

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Pathetic fucking memers.

Bedtime stories, Brule, Decker, On Cinema, he's firing on all cylinders.

>muh health insurance, save me tim

>>81732856
I challenge you to find me a single good dialogue in this movie

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>>81732885
I agree that Charlize Theron's lines were universally awful, but...

>>81732885
I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN

>>81732741
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the (((people))) of reddit. Just post your meme and we'll kek at it.

fine
dont tell us then

>>81732741

but we already ave the greatest meme, you Sir are a fraud

> Literally fighting over one side of capeshit over the other

You do know comics are for little children right? Are you genuinely emotionally invested in dudes dressing up in spendex punching evil bad guys?

From making money and being enjoyed by people?

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>>81732614
>muh all capeshit is the same Disney's cancer
Go away outsider.

J-J-JUS-JUST JUST

JUST

ANOTHER DAY

fuck my shit up

This feels like I'm dead, or in prison. Oh well quittin time.

SPOOK

STREET

The talmud told him to

>>81732432
to get to the other side.

>>81732432
He didn't. It was all an opium dream.