https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beP78r8o9cM
Can you make it to the end without cringing?
>>80683709
Old people lol
>>80683709
GIVE ME BACK MY SHOW VARUS
>>80683709
Gonna go wearing my MAGA hat andTrump shirt and sit front and center to trigger the fuck out of Tim
What went wrong?
>>80683543
He wasn't funny or entertaining in any way
>>80683543
Carbohydrates
He looks like weev now.
Ass to ass.
EHS TA EHS
>>80682109
Mouth to mouth
We know Major Tom's a pussy
>entrusts frodo with the ring because "hobbits are pure enough of heart to resist the ring's corruption"
>already met gollum years before, a hobbit who was rapidly corrupted by the ring
What did Gandalf mean by this?
>>80681986
He had the Big A! The Long Death! The Silent Wandering! The Cruel Depart! The Childhood Returned!
>>80681986
because Shirefolk > Riverfolk
>bilbo was able to resist it, it wasn't entrusted to him
>frodo wasn't the first choice
>ultimately he was the only choice
>"My pussy smells like a small barnyard animal"
>"That's just the nature of a pussy"
As a male who has both worked extensively within the farming industry, and eaten a substantial amount of vagina, in my humble experience, this ISN'T the 'nature' of a pussy.
What the fuck is this fat cunt on about, seriously?
>>80681975
My balls smell if I don't wash and that's natural. Doesn't mean it isn't disgusting.
>>80682062
So basically the crux of her argument is that she has poor vaginal hygiene?
>>80682414
>So basically the crux of her argument is that she has poor vaginal hygiene?
Yes, but she couldn't say it like that because she would appear crass and vulgar...
If she could perceive time non-linearly, why was she upset about the loss of her daughter? Surely she could just hop to another moment where she's still alive?
For some reason my boss who's also a pastor broke down crying about that plotline for being anti-abortion. I really don't understand why he thought that was the point.
>>80681712
your mom is upset she lost a daughter
>>80681712
She doesn't get to travel through time, just see time non-linearly. She is aware of the future like we are of the past. She is sad because she has knowledge of her child's death, but chooses to enjoy her time with her kid while she can instead of dwell on the fatality of it, like the kid's father ends up doing.
What was his fucking problem?
Suck him big Don.
>>80681269
he never learned how to grow up
J U S T
why is artie's mugshot floating in outer space?
>>80680852
He was that high at the time
>>80680852
HOW can you tell it's a mug shot?
Was this the most perfect casting decision in the history of kinéma?
It was okay.
>>80680665
No. It was a horrific mistake.
Press F to pay respects.
the goat small role performance
A challenger emerges.
>>80680611
ohh not bad, good pick
>>80680611
Don't recognize it
wtf I hate Power Rangers now
>>80679744
>lesbian
Yawn.
>movie inevitably fails
>DUH EBIL ALT-RIGHT IS TO BLAME
>>80679809
FAGGOT
What can we expect from Godzilla vs. Kong and the Monsterverse as a whole? What are your hopes?
Also, how did you like Godzilla 2014 and how did you like Kong: Skull Island?
>>80679732
After Kong vs Godzilla
>godzilla vs mechagodzilla
>king Kong lives: he fights some other big monster
>godzilla vs gigan remake
>destroy all monsters remake
Kong made me really hype for more monster movies. Can't wait for Godzilla 2 and Pacific Rim 2.
The deleted MUTO sex scene
Wtf happened to Bella Thorne?
Did the Jews finally got to her?
shes been a literal prostitute since disney
Do surgeons really agree to cut open 18 years olds?
Wtf is wrong with AMERICA
Her father died when she was 12, and she started acting around that same time. She's been a literal whore with no father figure for at least 7 years (she's like 19 or 20, right?). What on earth do you expect? For her to turn out normal and well-adjusted?
She's actually from my hometown, met her a few times before she moved. Although to be honest, she turned out to be less of a whore than most girls from Pines, so maybe getting molested by old jewish men was a good thing for her.
One nuke was not enough.
he wasn't nuked though???
>>80679246
>nuking a creature that feeds on radiation
Good job, what's the next step in your master plan, try to drown him?
>>80679246
Thank you, France.
>Be careful not to CHOKE on your aspirations, director
Jesus Christ
Vader was entirely pointless in this movie
He didn't even leave an impression. The dialogue wasn't right, the voice wasn't right. He at least looked the part.
Yeah, Jesus Christ, that was such a good line that conveyed Vader's cruelty and sadism in a fun way
>>80678921
>He didn't even leave an impression.
They at least knew how to properly frame him in his one.