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>"Anon, you cunt, you think I can be the next fucking Bond girl?"
How do you respond?
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>>80134606
>"Anon, you cunt, you think I can be the next fucking Bond, girl?"
Uh, yes. You can be the next Bond.
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>>80134606
Yes. You can be the next Bond, girl.
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>>80134796
>"The fuck you say to me?"
How do you get out of this?
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Kino or pseudokino?
I started watching this last night, do I think it's good?
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If you just started watching it's probably not getting good yet
but it gets really good
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>>80134605
You don't understand what is kino and what is psuedokino. So, don't talk about it. Go finish it first, then make a thread again.
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>>80134605
yes it gets better and better, then season 3 starts and literally shits in your mouth.
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>Die Hard
>Die Hard 2: Die Harder
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>>80134472
4 objectively had the best title
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>>80134472
'Robocop 2' is literally mentioned in the movie. I hated that.
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>die hard 3: with a vengeance
>I'm sorry sir we have a strict no singles policy
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>>80134448
Y-you wanna be my date?
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>>80134448
You can't help a fellow single bro?
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>>80134448
are you talking about how many chins you have?
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Doctor Bane, I'm Pavel
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>>80134385
hahaha he replaced their heads hahaha so funny xD *upvote*
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>>80134859
autism
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>>80134385
What are they burning??
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>Son, why do you have a folder with pictures of a man posing in front of an airplane
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>>80134364for you
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>>80134364
fuck you hothead
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>>80134364
Fuck off dad you left when I was 3, what are you doing back here in my computer?
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>be me
>first day in film school
>bunch of fags and SJWs in class
>faggot teacher goes around asking people for their favourite movie
>everyone gives pretentious pseudo intellectual answers like 'There Will Be Blood and Evolution'
>my turn comes
>'So anon, what is your favourite movie ?'
>'.......'
>'Your favourite movie anon'
>'........'
>'Do you .... speak english ?'
>*nod*
>'Don't be afraid, just tell us your favourite movie then '
>by now the whole classroom has gone silent and is looking at me
>*put toothpick in my mouth*
>'....I drive'
>teacher looks intimidated and his legs started shaking
>'.... never heard of that movie'
>whole classroom looks intimidated by my alpha attitude
>fast forward 7 months my classmates are still intimidated by me and still don't talk with me
How was your first day of film school ?
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>>80134353
I fucked your wife and her son in the ass last night
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>>80134353
>be me
>first class of film class
>we're going around the room, saying our favorite movies
>my turn
>"Favorite movie? Hmm, probably Boogie Nights."
>teach motions to next person, but I stop him with a gesture
>"But flick? I'd go with The Goonies."
>Film: Suspiria
>Kino: Woman in the Dunes
>whole class is speechless
>teacher motions to me obediently and goes to sit down in empty desk
>I take over at the podium and begin my lesson
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>>80134416
>>80134353
>be me
who the fuck else would you be, get out of here with that >>>/b/ shit
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If you've never written, directed, or produced a film then you have no right to judge even the worst film ever made.
You're a coward judging others for having the courage to take chances while you hide in the safety of the shadows, wallowing in your own fear of being criticized.
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>>80134184
Big talk coming from asissy
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I feel sorry for you if that is genuinely your position
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I wish i could unironically make such a timeless and terrible kino, what he did was miraculous
Can someone explain Watto and Qui-Gon Jinn's bet to me?
I need to know all the details.
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the bet was that if qui won he d take what he needed for free. if he lost he wouldnt
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>>80134096
But Qui Gon offered his ship at some point
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What was Watto's tax policy?
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>"Nah bro, Lord of the Rings is a modern classic"
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he must be covered in burns
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>Logan is a mature movie for adults
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>Batman & Superman has deep religious symbolism
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What do you think of The Nice Guys?
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>>80133872
It was shit.
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>>80133921
/thread
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>>80133872
Pretty good, hyped for Shane's next movie
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Why was Ian Malcolm's daughter black? When exactly did the forced diversity start? She completely ruined my immersion in the movie. The hippie loser makes a comment about her but other than that she was left unexplained.
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>>80133823
>She completely ruined my immersion in the movie
She wasn't mulatto, that was weird
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>>80133823
I honestly don't know, I figured she was adopted or something. Malcolm struck me as the kind of guy who wouldn't have kids of his own because of all the poor foreign children who need to be adopted.
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>>80133823
Hopefully Trump will enact safe spaces for you soon. This kind of thing is hurtful and unacceptable. Let me know if you want to talk, I'm here for you.
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Let's speculate about seeason 3, discuss our favorite moments / characters from the show/film and show our appreciation for David Lynch and Mark Frost.
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I love the sandwich scene. They make those awful sandwiches look pretty good.
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>>80133785
Friendly reminder he literally did nothing wrong.
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Is he underrated?
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Probably, great talent as a writer, actor, comedian, musician. Besides Conchords, the Hess film and What We Do in the Shadows, what else is good?
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I think I was the only person to reply to your last thread about him. Probably this one too.
Also, are you him?
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>>80133637
>"give me Benicio Del Toro non-mexican non-union equivalent"
>"say no more"
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>itt video games that would make great movies
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i will start with metal gear the story is so complex that hollywood should make at least 3 or four movies based on this video game the plot is captivating and the drama from this game is special for example this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_vJMHMBzLM is fucking brilliant and there many of this in this game i've plaied only 2 games from this series but i've seen the entier story on youtube seriously this guy Kojima is better than over 90% fags from hollywood
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Arkham Asylum
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The voice acting in MGSV really pissed me off, it was so shitty.
Wish I just played the jap version