WTF, what went so horribly wrong?
>>87372188
I unironically liked this movie.
I liked it
better than Jodorowsky's would have been
>>87372188
>well we had that jodorosky guy lined up, but he was a little too crazy and out there
>hey let's get that david lynch guy, he makes straightforward and easy to understand films!
Seriously though pretty sure he made this coming off Elephant Man, which are both probably his most entry level films besides Blue Velvet.
Good movies involving a messed up protagonist?
Movies like:
American Psycho
Taxi Driver
Shame
Apocalypse Now
I want movies where the protagonist is fucked up or gets more and more fucked
For a movie, I'd say Trainspotting. For a TV show, I'd recommend Bojack Horseman. I'm probably going to be called Reddit for saying that, but I think you'd like it if you want fucked up.
>>87372207
Seen Trainspotting, good example of what I want though. Haven't seen the sequel yet, is it worth a watch?
>American """ humour """
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>warm, blueish """""""hue"""""""
>>87371942
yes it's GOAT, what's your point? maybe if he did a silly walk and talked in an overly sarcastic tone you'd actually get it
>Humans, when refered to as a race are called "men" i.e, "The time of men" "the race of men" The kingdom of man"
>The immortal elf chick marries a mortal human male and gives up her mortality so she can be with him for the rest of her mortal life, instead of being immortal and cucking her mortal husband after he dies
How would this work in 2017?
everyone still says manking you retard
can we stop having this thread every fucking day
Probably just have some black people in the cast, and add a random female to the fellowship.
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately
>bad acting
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot on film in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>rivendell scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the elves, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown sliding down complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to better fantasy movies that don't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of fantasy forever whereas this episode neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in cinema history
Brendan Fraser is actually 7 years younger than Cruise, why have we allowed Cruise to steal his role?
Nice hairpiece mr fooooooouuuuuuzzzee
brendan is too busy
from before release:
>insiders say a $40 million bow (plus a strong overseas haul) would be enough to move forward with the universe as planned
why Tom Cruise
>And the film is expected to do the majority of its business abroad, where Cruise continues to be a major draw. The Mummy will open day-and-date in more than 60 markets, including China.
>box-office analyst Paul Dergarabedian. "If you look at [Universal's] Fate of the Furious, 80 percent of its box office came from international. Tom Cruise is an international superstar, and he remains so.
>Cruise's character will recur in the universe.
marketing:
>Comcast, Universal's parent company, is giving the film its so-called Symphony marketing push in the U.S. in which multiplatform divisions work together to promote a single project.
After terrible reviews and underperforming in US, expected 350 mil worldwide max, but it topped 400.
in next week comes DVD/BluRay, and this is where movie gonna shine. Tom Cruise is undisputed king of home box office. Even shitty "Oblivion" - one of weakest Box Office for Tom Cruise, became top-selling DVD.
TL:DR
from insiders analysit, movie had to pass:
65 mill domestic
278 mill worldwide
anything above is already profit, DVD/BluRay gonna make it shine
If /tv/ was a movie, which movie would it be?
>>87355066
40 years virgin
>>87355066
this one
>>87355066
Was there a time when men actually felt this happy at work? All I feel is soul-crushing despair and dejection and worthlessness under my female tyrant boss. I want to kill myself by there seems to be no way out of this hell.
Why he didn't played In Too Deep from the beggining?
https://youtu.be/g1mSJpOBXFU
Norm and the Tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuldL1m6FAs
>he lost because of Near's deus ex machina magic knowledge of X-Kira's true identity
Lame.
>>87371529
Even the original writer wasn't happy with the ending. He knew light had to die but he spent all this time building him up to be unbeatable he didn't know how to do it well.
Wrong board. >>>/a/
>>87371529
Near won because Light fucked up.
cultural marxism the show
*farts*
bix nood muh dik nigga flow mo crakah tait thot *BRAAAAAAAP
>>87354907
Eddie Murphy, the original BRAP poster
>>87354907
This was true black african american negro kino
Hard mode: no Idris Elba
Nolan. Starring masked Tom Hardy crashing 1st Order superstardestroyer with no survivors.
jj abrams
Some music video and and advert director you've never heard of til he's announced. It will have the same effect on quality as Trevowho. No topshelf director wants to degrade themselves making your manbaby flicks.
hot mage
>>87354848
Is that my TRVE WAIFV?
WHAT MOVIE??
>>87354897
I'm an idiot and forgot that Rome was 22 years ago.
Is that my MERFU???
>>87354897
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Astrid Bergès-Frisbey
Shandsxhaa...
who is in the wrong here
>>87354704
what episode
>>87354704
Egg
>>87354743
king.of.the.hill.4x16.movin_on_up