tfw I've never genuinely laughed at a funny movie
Get stoned or drunk. It helps me.
Then again I'm always stoned or drunk.
tfw I've genuinely never laughed
He's such a fucking hack. Hammy shit in Kong: Fuck Island and hammy shit in 10 Cloverpleb Lane
O Brother Where Art Though, Dianne
I dunno. As an actor, I think he's pretty good, man.
>hack
>hammy
How is he hammy? Take your time.
Was this really 80s entertainment?
It's the movie that best highlights the US's own nostalgia for the 50s and how the 80s were a reflection of that.
>>81380731
Yes, the 80s really were that good
>>81380731
That movie is ridiculous but that's why it's great
Are you ready for more Samurai Kino tomorrow?
>inb4 it gets delayed again
Any hopes for the next few episodes?
>>81381383
They've all been pure kino so far
I'm not sick but i'm not well...
>>81380649
I'm not in the wrong but I'mma let you talk over my stuttering attempts to explain the situaaaaation
In every episooooode
Who watches this shiiiii-iiit
A RENG RENG RENG RENG RENG RENG RENG RENG REUUENG
Where's the turkey, Jeremy?
>>81380649
The original theme was better.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1DcGevY1fFE
M.O.L.E.
P.U.S.Y
will this be, dare i say it,molekino?
>>81380732
THE MOLE IS M.I.A.!
I REPEAT THE MOLE IS M.I.A.!
What's your opinion of the movie "The Thing"
John Carpenters version ofc
It's shit.
Amazing collative movie. Is supposed to be a psychological sci-fi horror, is genuinely a story boarded master piece of cinema however because Carpenter spent so much time planning it and the attention to detail is still incredible.
It's a mystery movie with an incredible replay value. I still love rewatching the movie whenever i'm able to catch it airing.
>>81380424
Good movie but one of the most insufferable group of fans to ever surround it.
I really didn't expect a movie about a fucking big gorilla to be the most blatant "diversity" propaganda of the year.
Jesus fucking CHRIST. I'm sick of it.
>>81380409
>I didn't expect a movie about a big black guy to have many black guys
I don't understand this thread.
But what do you think king kong is about?
He's an african slave brought to america that wants to muh dick white women and destroys the inner cities because "we didn't understand him and he dindu nuffin"
>>81380409
>>81380484
Samefag and shit incoherent babbling thread
So why was Michael Gira in Mulholland Drive?
>>81380384
He's a cowboy
Part of the Hollywood rape crew
>>81380384
>>81380481
He's a big strong boss
Which actress do you prefer?
Left or right?
>>81380333
both their pusies on my face
BAAAARRRRPPPPPP
First the left while the right watches, then right joins in, left gets pretty into it, right wants to be a part but I've only got one hand available so she chooses to lick me and left, left chooses to give right a turn, right licks me clean before she gets on, left turns out to be a real hound and starts doin some nasty shit to right, it might be a little too much for me to handle but it's so unexpected that I can't help but bust in right, anyway long story short they both end up pregnant and I pay them child support but I'll always have the memories.
How is Amy Schumers Leather Special 5 stars on Netflix when it was only 1 star a month ago?
*raises paw*
Uhh...if it's any constellation, I voted it down just yesterday
Oh you boys look so lovely in your little outfits
>>81380344
>any constellation
Will Sagittarius do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMp2wm0VMUs
What's the most depressing documentary?
Why are mudslimes so disgusting?
>>81380802
You're deluded if you don't think this same shit happens in the US.
>>81380886
Specify exactly where without mentioning "the rich" you fucking pizzagater.
>blue eyes
>wide Caucasian eyes
>white skin
>literally looks the same as Scarlett Johansson
Why are weebs and sjw's complaining about "white washing" and giving shit reviews when the Major wasn't Japanese to begin with? Scarlett is CUTE in the film and the haters can fuck off.
>>81346059
The visuals were so good but the movie itself was so fucking bad
>>81346059
I am on board with her and Batou being white, but scarjo is shitty and the adaption was a mish mash of the source material. I want good adaptations.
>>81346090
Yeah, but it's still decent for anime.
Holy shitsnacks, it's a Cosplay Melee
Could be worse
Could be a Coldplay Melee
>>81380067
Could be aNICE WARMMELEE
>>81379990
Who is this bountiful milk maiden?