I'd say it takes me about 8 hours
>rewind good parts break
>refill snack break x2
>check wiki to make sure I'm following the plot right
>listen to music break
>post on /tv/ break
>look up pics of hot actresses pause
>>83524316
>not a single break to pee and poop during the 8 hours
right
an hour and a half
>>83524316
Another dumb post, from another dumb frogposter
HOUSE OF CARDS SEASON 5, BEST CHARACTER: TOM YATES
> Well-known author.
> Video Game Reviewer
> Presidential Speechwriter
That alone is enough to be called a good life. HOWEVER
TOM KEKED THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
He didn't just fuck the President's Wife, he made Frank jealous. He didn't just make him jealous, he lived in the fucking residence. He fucked Claire regularly and even nearly raped her.
Then to top it all off, he died while the President of the United States came on his cock.
Is there a better way to live?
TOM IS BASED
>>83524234
Just accept you fucked up season 5 you fucking shill. No one wants to watch your feminist marxist garbage
>>83524330
You're clearly jealous.
Probably a fag.
Talk to me when a character literally fucks the President's wife.
was he just joking or something when he put Frank's hand on his chest. he made it seem like he knew Frank would be into it but then they both never spoke of that moment again.
Why didn't Wonder Woman stop Hitler?
She would stop the creation of Israel that way.
>>83524314
woah, really made me think
>>83524314
(you)
The show goes out of it's way to show his wife being fucked by multiple men, once while he watched.
What statement does it make on modern day politics and the state of the Trump presidency?
The Underwoods are based of the Clintons, so cucking sounds pretty accurate.
White male liberals love to write about cuckold fantasies.
>>83524164
That he doesn't care because Kevin Spacey is sorta secretly gay irl
People that actually deserve a reality show.
>>83524037
his bigger by the day/better by the day is pure realitykino
Be honest, did you eat all of your 17 meals today /tv/?
What are some movies where a strong female lead carries the movie?
Tootsie
>>83523827
Species
Tiddy kino
Bridge to Terabithia
Hopefully he tells the SJWs to fuck off.
>>83523686
He is an SJW though, and a Jew. I hope they eat another of their own.
>>83523754
He hates Islam though.
>>83523686
Free speech doesn't mean free from consequences you bigot :^)
thoughts?
Yeah there is no excuse for saying the nigger-word, especially on national television. Absolutely unacceptable, bill Maher has got to go.
>>83523570
I agree. Any non PoC who uses the nigger word even a joke is by definition a bad person.
As a fellow leftist, his show must be shut down and he must stand trial
What the fuck is this shit, Lynch?
>>83523451
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Looks like you got LYNCHED
The king has become the bishop. Long live Molvania. Fear death by water!
That's the "real" Dougie Jones
The one armed man tells him he was "manufactured" by Bob
The golden nugget I presume is a real piece of Cooper and why he's all autistic now.
Don't be a pleb OP
Will they ever stop?
This is where the fun begins
it's never going to stop
>>83523493
That's actually a good idea. Put children's marketing on fruit and veggies instead of junk food so the dumb little shits will go for the healthy stuff.
Is this film any good /tv/? I'm usually a /mu/ poster and see people saying it matches up to Swans' Soundtracks for the Blind and makes for quite a disturbing experience.
Also if its shit any other recommended dream-like horror kino?
It's worse than Eraserhead, if you can imagine that.
Talentless student film nonsense without plot
>>83523305
>Eraserhead is bad
Lel, okay kid.
>>83523031
Its just one of those movies you watch once to say you did
If you don't have a favorite Chris, you're a fucking normie.
>cuck
>cuck
>reddit cuck
>cuck
no thanks
There can be only one
Hemsworth is the only correct choice to be honest. And if you even think of picking Pine you need to get castrated.
How the FUCK did they get away with this?
>no black actors at all
how indeed
>>83522860
ugh...
>le Germans are Ebil Nazis!!!!
its world war 1 you dumb fuck
>>83522588
I was surprised how few people got this
>>83522588
>implying they werent always evil Germans
kys Austrian
Is this the ultimate pleb filter?
>>83522174
Yes, only ultimate plebs like it.
>>83522500
Hah
>>83522500
fpbp