i like the rock but im afraid this is gonna bomb...baywatch was a total letdown too.
is he losing his touch? were these roles bad career moves? should he stick to pure action?
>>87441562
>i like the rock
Why?
when the fuck did he ever have a 'touch'
he's just a likeable dude, he's been in shit movies all over the place.
the dislikes on the trailer say it all
what's /tv/s opinion of Eraserhead?
Kino or pleb-tier?
I thought it was good. I loved the surrealism and the score/soundtrack was amazing. On the negative side, I thought the 'plot' was wafer-thin.
>>87441538
Plot is completely meaningless. Story is what's truly important to films.
>>87441594
ok Story then. I thought it was lacking.
>>87441765
It had a great story though. The plot was definitely lacking.
>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
3/10
I wish it was godzilla instead
>>87441521
Is Cthulhu the biggest meme that hasn't had a movie yet?
Oh look it's just OP stopping by to post the same unfunny fucking thread once a week for the 5th consecutive week in a row
How does this make /tv/ feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN-1rqsWom4&feature=youtu.be&t=5m23s
>>87441510
Tori's cute
>>87441510
feel like jerking it to sydney's tits
>>87441641
I aint clicking that link. Post em.
Movies about the savior of humanity.
Reminder that women will break him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ
Heard had got him now and she will drain him
>>87441319
He dumped her you idiot. I give he finally wised up and avoided another alimony JUSTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU7FuAswPW0
So....who clowned it better?
Bumperino looking for that torrentino!
>>87441111
>Tim Curry wasn't nominated for an Emmy
we have been immortalized
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504674753006.webm
>>87386817
>>87386817
>same smugness
>same insults
>same dismissive
they still don't get it.
>>87386906
Then let them pay twice as hard next time
ITT: Lines that wouldn't be the same without a good delivery
Harry: One time, we successfully mated a Bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.
>>movies ruined onbluray
>>87386725
Huh?
>>87386725
Explain this autistic claim
Is Lucky Girl kino?
With the recent revelation that The Orville will be a drama and not a comedy, how do you think it will be quality-wise?
>>87386677
>mouretsu pirates
>bad
>>87386773
I have no idea how the books are, but the show is bad.
>>87386773
It's a meme image you fucking dolt
I for one am happy that Disney chose to go down the path of /THICC/ after the basic white bitch sticks that were Anna and Else
I want to ____ Moana
>>87440897
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>>87440897
Can someone tell me why people find Elsa attractive? She literally looks like a generic 3D barbie doll with even more whore makeup. Moana is legitimately good looking yet comes off being not nearly as 'forced' to look pretty
>there are people on this board, right now, that haven't seen Commando
>>87440871
let off some steam, OP
>>87440871
Tell me about Bennett, why does he wear chain mail?
>>87440948
seriously what the fuck was up with that?
https://www.policeone.com/patrol-issues/articles/416944006-Youll-float-too-Pa-police-find-over-20-red-balloons-tied-to-sewer-gates/
Fuck off shills.
This movie is going to be garbage no matter how many positive reviews you paid for.
>>87440818
I thought the floating meant they'd be dead and floating in the sewer but instead they're all floating in the air around the clowns garbage mountain becauuuuuse??????? why?
>>87440818
>a local prankster did some promotion of a movie
well whoever it was that did it, the police department did a thousand times the promotion with this. literally telling people to watch the preview of it.
was roger ebert actually any good as a critic?
No, but still better than his pal
>>87440661
Why do you think God took his jaw?
>>87440661
>Ebert called Conan the Barbarian "a perfect fantasy for the alienated preadolescent"
I keep finding that the more redpilled I get, the fewer shows I can enjoy. Are there shows that actually improve as you get more redpilled?
>>87440617
rick and morty
>>87440617
Sopranos
Just turn your brain off dude le based Khaleesi and Dothraki XD