What went wrong?
>>83652260
They were trying to ride off Days of Future Past coattails but forgot what made it so great
jennifer lawrence being a focal point and having less charisma than a wet napkin really killed it for me
>>83652260
GAY jews
I just started watching John Wick 2. Are there supposed to be subtitles for when he's talking with the Russian in the beginning, after getting his car back - or is like the first where the only subtitles that matter in are that neon styled writing? I'm just trying to make sure the version I have isn't messed up in some way.
I always wondered how americuck percieve russian accent. Is it as blatantly, absurdly fake for them as it is for me?
>>83652554
No. I don't notice if it's fake desu.
So at the beginning when John pours the two shots of vodka and speaks with the russian, is there supposed to be subtitles?
>>83652620
yes, when I saw in the theatre there was a mix of neon titles for the witty one liners and regular subtitles for the foreign conversations
lol, so wtf was her problem?
She turned into a professional victim.
she's fun and I want a gf as funny and cool as her
d.don't make fun of my waifu /tv/
I'd just like to say this board sucks.
>>83652115
Fuck you /mu/
>>83652115
HELOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEDIIIIIIIT!
Have the Rolling Stones killed
Would you let her take your virginity?
Yeah sure.
>>83652002
Okay
im not a virgin
What's the moral of this?
Who's the villain? I'd say the villain is god for even allowing a place like hell to exist.
stillborn babies go in a pit of fire? Really?
Why is his head so tiny?
Why are his hands so big?
How can he stitch a flag onto his body without any sort of infection or his body rejecting it?
>>83651740
>the villain is god for even allowing a place like hell to exist
>god wants to punish you for a life of sin.
>he does this by allowing satan to kidnap and rape your girlfriend.
Yeah, god seems like a tool
>>83651740
Don't think about it too hard. It's a great movie and an interesting insight into new testament christian mythology
Master of None is so great
The acting and dialogue are so terrible I had to stop watching
>>83651713
very comfy. i liked season 2 better, but yeah at times the dialogue comes off as a bit cringey, but it's still kind of endearing.
What the fuck. When I watched this I was expecting to laugh my ass off at its stupid rhetoric about racism, but it's actually a subversive statement against the self absorbed progressives who escalate shit to feel good about themselves that we see all the time. Why would they title this Dear White People.
>>83651692
Constructed controversy and race baiting, you fucking shill. Go hang off an elm, you subhuman fuck.
>>83651692
I hate niggers so much reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>83651692
>>83651738
>>83651739
/pol/, everybody.
>Millie Bobby Brown auditioned for X-23 in Logan
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/millie-bobby-brown-logan-audition-1202437844/
>>83651600
daphne > uglry boy
>>83651680
Which is the ugly boy?
>>83651695
memey bobby boy
dafne is delicious
>and your other quip
>>83651591
>In quip, doc?
stupid toadposters
>>83651660
stupid stupidposter
UH OH
HOT DOG
I wonder what ever happened to Bobby Lee. You don't really see him anywhere.
I wonder if he got caught telling jew jokes,and was blacklisted.
I tell you every ting
He look a like a man
>>83652185
He has a podcast, still does the stand-up circuit
Oh and he has an inordinately hot girlfriend
What do you think about the Riddick franchise, /tv/?
Didn't even know it was an "actual" franchise, just a couple of flicks.
Yet, right now we have
>Butcher Bay (videogame prequel)
>Dark Athena (vidya sequel)
>Into Pitch Black (TV special)
>Slam City (motion comic)
>Pitch Black (first movie)
>Dark Fury (animated sequel)
>Chronicles of Riddick (second movie)
>Blindsided (motion comic)
>Riddick (last movie)
Plus some novels, a smartphone game and a promotional point and click adventure.
As far as we know, a TV series is in the works.
Also, a new movie.
What the fuck
starfuck was hot af in the last one. I hope she returns so I can cum
hey escape from butcher bay had great stealth gameplay, action, and unsurmounted prison gameplay in the beginning. I haven't played it in years so I might be wearing rows tinted glasses, but it was enjoyable from what I remember
>>83651521
Pitch Black was a great little sci-fi horror. I didn't like Chronicles, because I thought the lore was shit and never loved Pitch Black for Riddick himself, and it comes off like two hours of Vin Diesel wanking himself off.
The newest one was a fine return to form though, but yet again it's the Riddick is the coolest guy ever show.
what is his endgame?
>>83651385
time to apologize to trump
he just made the mistake of not marrying and having kids with someone as successful/ rich as himself
>>83651385
Killing himself with no survivors
Wel, mornin', Sam! Like a bad luck planet in today's horoscope, here's the old hippie-hating mad dog himself in the flesh: Lieutenant Detective Christian F. "Bigfoot" Bjornsen. SAG member, John Wayne walk, flat top of Flintstone proportions and that evil, little shit-twinkle in his eye that says Civil Rights Violations.
Kenichiro! Dozo!
MOTO PANEKEKU! MOTO PANEKEKU! MOTO PANEKUUUUUUU
okayy
>tfw they got rid of the car chase scene set to Here Come The Ho-Dads
Shame, movie's fucking great otherwise.
Was this movie disliked because of the
>michael bay meme
or because
>nerds still associate personal fitness with the jocks of their high school days banging cuties while they jerked off to aliens
meme?
>>83651138
Both. Next time you're on Rotten Tomatoes, look at the reviewers. They're all angry feminists or low test numales.
>supposed to be a film about bodybuilders
>the main character has the body of fucking jason genova
What did they mean by this
>>83651234
I watched the RLM review and it took like 10 seconds for Jay to describe the audience for this movie as "meathead douchebags" as if he was reliving his repressed memories from high school years. I get that there was some "gym humor" like the guy asking THE ROCK about his amino acid intake etc. that you probably don't understand if you're not into that sort of thing but how is that a criticism of the movie unless you're incredibly insecure? People who have an interest in bodybuilding or ""gym culture"" are the first ones to recognize the shallow superficial aspects of it and they don't root for these characters just because they have muscles. It's the classic "that guy.." humor. "That guy who stops mid murder to get a pump" and the meathead douchebag audience is laughing because they're mocking how incredibly shallow he is, not because they also like the pump.
Never at any point did I find the characters likable yet enjoyed the film, has everyone seen so much capeshit that they automatically assume the main character is implied to be a hero or what is it? The whole point of the movie is to show how deluded and narsissistic they were while convincing themselves they were the underdog good guys.