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What did he ask Reck?
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Something about the "m'ask".
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m'tell you sumthin
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>>79111479
I had a nightmare that I was Shane. Instead of zombies there were terrorists shooting up the gigantic school I was in somehow. People looked at me like I was a chump. I had fucking blood on my clothes. They wouldn't listen. Then my nightmare evolved into something much more spooky, but I don't want to be accused of shilling so I'll end it here.
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Name (one) good movie. I'll wait.
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superbad
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Star Wars: Episode 7
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>>79111266
Batman Vs Superman (2016)
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Just saw this. I feel like I lived though a nightmare.
What does /tv/ think of it?
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>>79111261
It's a work of art
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Would you have done it, /tv/?
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KINO INTERNATIONAL
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where the heck is he
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The man with the artificial hair killed him
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>>79111214
His heart attacked and killed him.
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>>79111214
It just shows the changing attitudes of people these days. Norm is too anti sjw for mainstream. His show on YouTube makes me laugh more than anything put out by jewwywood
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>>79111133
Christ, that thing will tear you to shreds
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Guarantee Tom could beat up and rape every /tv/ poster with no problems.
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AAAAAAAAH
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while (((Jamie Lee Curtis))) flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>79111064
At least Jamie Lee Curtis aged gracefully and didn't botoxed herself to look like a monster like many hollywood whores.
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congratulations, you reposted stale pasta instead of making OC, epic brah
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I'd fuck her. You can't say you wouldn't fucker.
I'd fuck her right in the pussy.
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What went wrong?
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It was too good unfortunately
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>>79111060
Characters were boring
Story had been told already without this movie ever being made and all previous star wars fans knew this happened
Darth Vader had campy Arnold 80's 90's action movie "Dont choke aspirtations etc" dialogue
Darth Vader had scenes cut
Female lead not as a good as Daisy Ridly
Forced blind asian guy with "force abilities"
list goes on all day
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>>79111060
None of George Lucas's love
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Why is Krull so criminally underappreciated, is it too kino for pop culture?
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Because it's boring as shit and you spend the whole film wishing Liam Neeson was the main character
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>>79111048
t.slayer
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>oh god how will we do x?
>y appears to instantly solve problem
>repeat entire movie
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Thoughts on The Passion of Joan of Arc?
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It' good to see but I find it kind of boring.
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>>79110993
definitely one of the best acting performances i've ever seen
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>>79110993
Is Joan Arc real? Is har to believe a 19 year old girl defeated England.
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DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? I AM WALKING STRANGELY
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
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>>79110948
this was hilarious though
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>>79110948
"""""""""""""""""""""'British Comedy"""""""""""""""""""""
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>you know what really surprised me? It wasn't meeting them.
>It was meeting you.
>it wasn't that surprising discovering the existence of extra terrestrial life and then conversing with it to learn the secret language of the universe
>meeting a frumpy looking redhead with emotional baggage was more exciting
Really jogged my noggin
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but it's emotional. bitches love that shit.
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>>79110826
agreed, worst part of the flick
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>>79110826
There is no question that that is a cheesy ass line, no matter do you like the movie or not.
I even saw some normies rolling their eyes at this scene in the cinema.
It's just so jarring compared to the rest of the dialogue.
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Cast him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWq15lDh8yM
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>>79110768
Brendan Gleeson
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michael moore
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So I was bagging for a lady and her kid had a lightsaber toy. We start talking about Star Wars and I ask which movie was his favorite. He said 2 and when asked I said 6.
Was my choice a pleb response? I know the mainstream choice is to say 5 but I enjoyed the final battle between Vader and Luke. The space battle was pretty great too. The Sarlacc and Rancor also were cool designs as well.
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>>79110687
You like them muppets?
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>>79110687
>worrying about what a child thinks of your choice in fantasy films
now i see why you're a bagboy
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>>79110713
Nah, I still admit the teddy bears were the worst part of it. Not unwatchable but just the worst part.
Also this is Special Edition RotJ, not the newest ones that ruin Vader killing Palpatine by having him scream "Noo"
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Why aren't modern actresses as graceful as the ones from last century?
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>>79110634
Why aren't actresses from the last century alive like the current ones?
Checkmate, bitch.
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because black and white pictures are less common
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>>79110634
Why aren't modern actresses standing on my face?
What is this movie so acclaimed? I just watched it and it's simply ok. Not that funny.
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>>79110481
It's okay anon, comedy takes intelligence
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>>79110481
>whole cast of white males
Yeah, I think I can see the problem here.
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>>79110481
>obviously not a private golf club member.
it's the This Is Spinal Tap of private country club movies. you missed about 70 inside jokes that are so on the money (no pun intended)