> looks like a rat with perpetually greasy hair
> yet somehow continues to get roles and wuz once even a "teen heart throb"
Fucking hell man...
Ethan Hawke is a pretty redpilled bro.
Show some respect
>>82808563
he's a p nice actor all said and done
>>82808563
The dude was handsome as fuck and still is.
haha... real fucking funny...
>le crablegs
>le falcon nest
>le shower tokens
i get it you are a comedian.
stop fucking calling, and dont act like i dont know its you faggots.
>>82808447
Woah, you alright man?
>>82808447
nice blog
kek you getting crank called at work op???
Hey, big guy <3
i love this board
trapcia is pretyy cute
>>82808336
>f-for you t-t-too
If I was Nicolas Winding Refn and saw this bullshit I'd be fucking livid. The audacity of this bitch to make such a blatant ripoff, even her makeup was done in a way that resembles Elle Fanning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0
>>82808307
OP, that's not Katy Perry in the pic
>>82808613
no shit, that's exactly my point. The pic is from Neon Demon.
as soon as I saw the thumbnail for the video I suspected it would be a Neon Demon ripoff and I confirmed it when I watched it. Aesthetic, thematic ripoff. Including the "beautiful people as a commodity" and the consumption part.
>>82808307
>expecting originality from pop musicians
SPARTANS! WE BOUT TO STOMP THA YARD
That movie is so dated.
>>82808152
one of the worst movies ever made.
>>82808152
I want to show that movie to teenagers and see just how many references they get.
Name a better trilogy
I fucking dare you
Red, white and blue
Toy Story
The purge
>>82808196
neither of those are trilogies though since both have sequels coming out
ITT. Characters that are literally you
>>82808092
i am GROOOOOT!!!!!! XD
>>82808092
Scrappy Doo in space
>>82808092
I love this little guy. So adorbs
We recast Ocean's Eleven with our favorite fictional autists.
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Nobody?
What's his best movie?
I really liked Night at the Museum.
>>82807600
DUDE. ISLAM. LMAO.
>>82807600
The God who wasn't there.
>>82807600
How did /pol/ react to his race and IQ podcast? I forgot to check
Behold, Mike's furfag account.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dracostar/
Kek it does kind of look like him.
But OP, how did you find that account and picture if you weren't on FurAffinity looking at shit yourself?
>>82807803
>>82807574
BUSTED
>>82807803
That or he's extremely obsessed with Mike
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I watched this last night and loved it, recommend me something to watch tonight based on that
>>82807473
I loved it too, a surprising amount. Unfortunately I've never been able to find a realistic buddy cop movie that has genuine laughs without relying on shitty marvel esque quips.
Lethal weapon is probably the best of those movies though.
>>82807551
That's what I was thinking, I've already seen Lethal Weapon 1 and 2, and Black Rain. Looks like I've already seen the best of cop kino.
>>82807593
A lot of it relied on the chemistry of Gylennal and Pena as well so it'll be pretty hard to recreate desu.
'The Guard' with Brendan Gleeson is kino aswell, just thought of that.
ITT: Stressful movies
Whiplash
Black Swan until the last 30 minutes where the mental disorder scenes went from compelling to gratiuitous and bland
Captain Phillips was the only movie I've had to take a break during because it was too stressful, which is kind of funny because I went in knowing how the event ended.
this movie was beyond stressful
I really don't
Yes, you were unironically the best part about Force Awakens.
Wide child bearing hips.
Why hasn't any Capeshit used the traditional coloring style of comics?
flat and solid
entire backgrounds one color
nice bright primary colors
would make a visually interesting flick
Kys capeshitter
this is actually a interesting idea. it seems like it would be reeeaal easy to fuck up
No one takes comics seriously, thats why. Except Zack Snyder.
Discuss
>>82806833
You know that feeling? Like you know, that weird cloggy feeling you get, almost like when you accidentally snort back water in the shower, but like, when a dude cums inside your nose?
Like when you have your boyfriend nosefucking you, like you're giving him a nosejobby you know? Like that cloggy feeling? Its kind of like, you know, drowning i guess. Or like when you go to sleep but for a few seconds you stop breathing and you jolt awake, right? Like it gets stuck right up in there and no air comes in because its too thick and it doesnt quite go down your throat fast enough.
I just wonder sometimes how many people get their sinuses clogged with spunk, you know man squirts. The sperm. It makes me go into shock and im unable to breath, a bit goes into my lungs, a little drips out of my mouth, but that little touch of death from the juice of life really makes you feel alive, you know?
>>82806833
liked the bit where he put pink paint on his wifes jewellery
he looks really different