Post movies you can't watch without havin to masturbate.
>>80241494
Der untergang
I already hate 2017.
Good night, sweet prince
(1933 - 2017)
Press F to pay respects
Why do you waste time making this stupid fake shit.
Is this what life reduces to when you have no job?
Cunt
Should've died sooner
CALLER, YOU'RE ON THE AIR
SCREENWRITING THREAD
Share the load
Young man should snap sebastian's neck before telling adam to "tell that to sebastian's snapped neck"
>>80241181
lmao kek senpai
>>80241051
this sounds terrible
>EXCUSE ME
>YEAH
fuck you
Can we all agree that this guy was more memorable than all of MCU villains, except for Loki?
>>80240962
I have no idea who that is so Im gonna say no, we can't agree
>>80240962
Based agent Murphy
>>80240962
Loki was only good in the first Thor movie. Avengers made him a punching bag because that's the only way Joss Whedon knows how to write villains
Final Verdict?
>>80240882
BROGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaNNNN!!!!!
>>80240882
7.3/10
>>80240882
>BOGDAN
>Awkward scene happens in a movie
>Start squirming around and looking away from the screen
>>80240789
>Switch to different tab in my browser until the awkward scene is over
>Awkward scene happens in a movie
>Start squirming around and looking away from the screen while masturbating
>romantic or sexual scene
>desperately trying to hide my increased heartrate and pretend like everything is normal in front of my family
PICARD?
>>80240660
why did he stop using his natural gay voice and start to mumble his lines?
>>80241056
Be very careful
now that the dust has settled, why did he want to destroy Earth anyways?
What was his endgame?
>>80240636
Captain of the Enteprise.
To become a literal god in one of the worst episodes ever.
>>80240636
To fuck his hot mom
Two thumbs up from Sisjew and Ecuck! Lets see what /tv/ says about the film:
"I know you got triggered, nigger."
"Why are you pretending these types of films are common?"
"The triggering of fragile kids from /pol/ from this movie never ceases.
>and they've never even seen it"
"the fucking Discourseâ„¢ about every goddamn book, movie, album, painting, and fucking knock knock joke for the past 5 years at the least.
Fuck off and enjoy something instead of being a reductionist cuntrag that rates everything on a scale from problematic to cucked"
"I think all races should just make movies where they depict everyone else but themselves as psychopaths."
Must be good! Cucks like it!
" Can't you nerds ignore the race issues and talk about the movie? It was a solid horror flick. Maybe doesn't deserve the praise it's getting but I enjoyed it."
"BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
This board is a lost cause
DO IT
>>80240557
JUST...
And now for something completely different
>>80240557
What was his fucking problem?
Why don't you watch popular shows?
BAZLOOPLE
BAZOIPERS
>>80240552
Because their actors are insufferable
ITT: ''Bad Guys'' who did nothing wrong
>>80240376
I dunno man, even thoughhe didn't actually kill anyone he DID sleep with his ''friends'' fiance and cheat on his own GF. Then again, his friend is gay and his GF was probably cheating on him, so I guess it's up in the air
Solid choice I must say, legally clean, morally - not so much; Perfect debate material
Impressive
While I'm at it, I now nominate Principal Ed Rooney
>>80240362
Which movie?
That actor always plays a bad guy
Why didn't CIA just shoot Bane?
>>80240337
He was the first one to talk, he got to stay on CIA's aircraft
>>80240337
why would somebody shoot a man before crashing his plane?
>>80240337
He thought he was in charge
other than funny games
I, RobotRobots are the good guys
Any WWII movie
>>80240321
Return of the king.
TELL ME ABOUT THE GREEN MEN
WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK?
he's making CINEMAAAAAAAA
>>80240904
Are these green men the real reason cinema sucks so much now?