HEY PENIS PARKER, NEED A RIDE?
This would be funny if Chad said it
why was a cocky mathlete such a social butterfly in this, I enjoyed the movie it just seems like no one would have a reason to like this guy or laugh at his jokes.
>this is what a chad looks like in 2017 new york
How are the Good Witch movies?
Should I start with the first movie, or the TV show?
What was the plan in leaving her tied in the middle of the road?
>>87215318
To crash the car, preferably with no survivors
is it kino?
>>87215225
almost
It's better than you expect. An ok b movie
This would be a flick.
>tfw Mel is the most famous person from the show
Has there ever been a less interesting fall from grace?
She's the most successful. I would argue that Jemaine Clement is the most famous one. People will see movies because he is in them. No one gives a shit about Kristen Schaal
Pretty sure you're forgetting someone, kiddo.
>>87377858
I loved short poppies. Underrated show.
This guy's an alien in a human suit, right?
>>87215206
yeah i always had that feeling that something is a lil off with him
He's just in the closet
I'll give an example of what I consider a "quality" show and recommend a similar quality ones I haven't seen yet.
Some examples: The Knick. The sopranos. Black Mirror. Narcos. Trailer Park Boys. Californication.
>Please don't reply if your idea of a "good show" is either of these pieces of human excrement.
>pic related
>>87215156
pickle rick is in the house tonight
>>87215156
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>87215156
Jack Irish
>disagreement with parent over universal domination
>If You Dont Love Me now starts playing
>>87215140
>meet a "little g" god
>"Hare Krishna" starts playing
>comedy movie trailer
>ode to joy starts playing
>>87215140
What's next for Gregg "Opie" Hughes?
>tfw you listen to several nopie shows in a row and they're so chilled out that when you get back to a regular opie show it's like being stabbed over and over again in the stomach every time he talks
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
Howdy reddit, still obsessing?
>>87215129
>tfw you realize you modelled your entire personality on Chandler
>>87215447
>tfw Chandler is only likable as a TV character and you would hates his guts if you had a friend making quirky remarks on anything and would probably smash his face in a few times over the years for some stupid thing he would have said at the totally wrong time
White Bear is such a shitty episode I have to wonder if it was an early concept for White Christmas due to how similar they are and how much better White Christmas is at everything.
>>87215094
I thought it was one of the stronger episodes desu
>>87215199
It's another episode that relies on a mystery that's the true answer is subtly foreshadowed throughout the episode until the end where the protagonist who you though was an innocent person was as much of a fuck as the people messing with them. I hope this trend dies in season 3. Shut Up and Dance and Men Against Fire had plot beats along the same line (former isn't bad but the latter is). I'd throw Playtest in there too, but that felt more like someone's short horror story that happened to involve future tech than exploring how future technology affects society.
The entire Season 2 was shite.
6/10 show
10/10 mommy
8.5/10 daddy bateman would cuddle
Disney gives Colin Trevorrow the boot over Star Wars Episode IX.
Who should replace him /tv/?
http://www.starwars.com/news/a-statement-regarding-star-wars-episode-ix
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/colin-trevorrow-as-director-star-wars-episode-ix-1035463
>>87376534
No one cares
It doesn't matter, in the end it's a bunch of non-creatives making all the decisions and imposing their arbitrary rules and injecting marketables to the detriment of the film.
>>87376534
who fucking cares, star wars has and always will be shit
stop giving the jew your shekels you dumb fucking retards
wth i hate mcdonalds even more now
>>87376455
EVERY DAY THEY TRY AND SHILL THIS BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA FLICK
Burger King is better.
>>87376455
I dont get why people like the Mcdonalds Brothers when they didnt give Ray Kroc any freedom?
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Meanwhile: >>87373001
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history
>>87375701
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history
Remember when Sarah is in the store and freaks out over the beef jerky behind the counter, because it wasn't there before or something? Does she exist in both timelines?