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>>87836230
Nah. It's a masterpiece. You're better off just watching without knowing anything. It is the most incredible feeling discovering this movie. Most people just couldn't handle what hit them.

I heard it's kino

>>87836230
It's very good, but you should get off of /tv/ and form your own opinion yourself.

It's a hell of a ride from a director with a clear vision, even if it comes with a bit of pretension.

>>87835920
Not only is she a good actress, she is also extremely beautiful.

>>87835920
>>87835959
ni

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>>87835920
I want to get her butt preganeant

Very lovecraftian ending if you ask me

>>87835881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw

Very unchristian if you ask me.

>>87835113

Coke is a helluva drug

>>87835113

because it's superfluous to the story and more like personal fantasy

>>87835113

because i hate men

Everything

I can see critics bashing the movie for Wonder Woman having to share spotlight with Batman, specially after how much they praised her movie.

>>87834647
since when does the Earth have 5 suns?

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>>87834436
IT'S THE SJW GLOBALIST FEMINIST ILLUMINATI AGENDA YOU SICK NUMALE BETA KEK KATHLEEN FLAP FONDLING FAGGOT

>>87834436
Even the normies I know aren't hyped for it, these are people that see every single marvel movie in cinemas opening day, and they say they don't really care about Star Wars anymore. Disney have fucked up bad.

I haven't felt hype for any of disney's trash

YAG SPARO

>>87834118
Villian was probably the weakest part

How many times has Barbossa died in this series now? I can think of at least three.

>>87833729
She might have tits, but she also has a man face, at least the flat chested bitch looks like a woman.

>>87833729
Brie has small>medium tits.
What you're looking at here is a padded bra.

Turn off the TV and go do your homework. You have to 18+ to post on this board

>>87833754
>flat chested bitch looks like a woman

Flat chested bitch also has a forehead size of a football field

>>87833338
that airbrush is terrible.

also jupiter ascending is the funniest comedy of the 2010's

She's the mildly entertaining wacky neighbor on the 70s show, I never saw her doing anything after that. No idea why Hollywood tried to make her a big star.

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>>87833338
Ashton Kutcher ruined this woman for me. I cant think of her sexual without picturing his dumb goofy fucking face. FUCK I hate that dude..

iron man 3

>10 years of MCU

Thanos better live up to the hype so bad

>>87831704
honestly Captain America 1

OH MY GOD, I JUST FUCKING LOVE RICK AND MORTY! IT'S SO RANDOM AND COOL - IT'S LIKE THE SHOW WAS DESIGNED FOR US REDDITORS. MY MUM SAYS I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH THE SHOW BUT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S SO FUNNY! I WISH I COULD LIVE IN THE RICK AND MORTY WORLD AND HANG OUT WITH THEM. IN THEIR WORLD I'D BE POWERFUL, SOCIABLE AND I'D HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS. EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!! If you dare insult the show, I will come to your house and threaten you with my katanas until you become a true fan like myself! I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trenchcoat for life!) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet. Anyway, back to the topic at hand: RICK AND MORTY!!! MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS RICK BECAUSE HIS STYLE OF HUMOUR PERFECTLY REFLECTS THAT OF REDDIT! I BET IF I ASKED HIM "WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?" HE'D KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! ALSO DID YOU NOTICE HE LOOKS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS IF YOU SQUINT A BIT AND USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!! THIS CAN'T BE COINCIDENCE! MLG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati and Doge are so funny! If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those memes and more!!!!!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

Rick&morty is perhaps one of the penultimately intelligent television programmes in the history of the world. If you have an intelligence quotient [that's you're iq for you savages] under 170 it's quite likely indeed that you wont even be able to understand it's incredibly well though out and though provoking humor because it is just so groundbreakingly nihilist and existentialism. I never miss any of the jokes though because I have an open university PHD in neuroscience and I regularly discuss philosophical theories on exclusive intellectual only online forums such as kant's theories and solipsism. The episode I hold in the highest regard out of all would be the pickle rick episode because although it may be an enigma to lesser minds such as yourselves the quint essential contrast between the serious nature of the show and the absurd nature of the rick pickle is highly humorous to perspicacious specimen like myself.

>>87831346
I've seem two episodes and I hate it. It's not funny, the animation looks ugly and the creators and the audience are annoying and insufferable cunts.

I would want more erotic nightmares, if she looked like OP pic.

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and she murders dudes during sexy dreams

mite b cool

I would cast pic related for the role.

>>87830092
Be careful the mods are banning lovecraft posters, back to BLACK posting I guess that's safer

>angelina jolie
>anti-communist
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>87829577

Lefties will keep saying that the Khmer Rouge was never real communism yet Pol Pot was educated in another country and exposed to marxist theory. Also Khmer people still to this day hate Vietnamese and Thai people for no reason other than muh ancient history. The North Vietnamese liberated Cambodia after the US bailed from the Vietnam war and Thailand set up refugee camps like Khao I Dang. This TV show better show how the US funded the Khmer Rouge with Aid because they didn't want a Vietnamese backed government to come into place. So much of that country was decimated and destroyed, especially the Cambodian intellectuals, literally massive amounts of jungles are all gone that could had rare undocumented animals and plants just to be turned into rice fields. Worst of all the french cucks that didn't want anything to do with the country fled and did not offer any kind of support to the country as the illiterate peasant farmers stormed into the city to kill everyone. We should do the right thing and nuke Cambodia because as it is right now, it is one of the most corrupt countries in the world, heck they even killed the latest politician to run against Hun Sen's party.

>>87830994
What do modern Cambodians think about the Khmer Rouge?

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>Okay, okay, but how can we make this about universal basic income?

who the fuck gets excited when they catch a bug?

That's a rather Dickensian death

it's sneedo

>>87828933
its netflix