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unga bunga me hate film

>>82688579
>It's an "Australian railroad builders are massacred by emus and drop bears" episode.

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>>82688579
but it has a railway.

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>>82688579
Poor Steve

>>82688726
There's got to be a better way. Maybe they should just use tank treads.

>tumblr pic
heh

>>82688543
>knowing it's from tumblr
heh

>>82688630
>it says it in the image name
nice try leddit

Gawain?

>>82688411
Which character is CIA in this movie?

How can this keep happening

it's a joke from god

>>82688265
the toughest caner of all: happiness

atheism

i've not seen it

complete shite

no
rm

Oh my chili and sea bass must be here

>>82688074
Your a big dino

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>>82688074
Alan?

AVP isn't canon

>>82688031
>He fell for the "the AvP movies are canon" meme.

>>82688031 (You)

>>82687678
Gay luigi?

>>82687678
I wonder what's for dinner. . .

no joey

>>82687647
I really liked it, youll probably get some edgelords getting all racial in here if this thread takes off
8.5/10

>>82687647
It's pretty good. None of that WE WUZ KANGZ/DINDU NUFFIN shit.

It was discussed weekly during it's running, but the threads were eventually stormed by /pol/fags and shit.

>>82687876
That is awesome to hear, I think I'll binge it, I was afraid since I am white I might not be "right" to watch it because I will be the constant subject of ridicule. I don't mind if they take the piss if its on occasion but not every episode.

You are one lonely bastard but it's ok I'll be your friend

>>82687634
Same thing really but it's video game friends.

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Does that mean I'm your friend?

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agreed

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>another white cis male bond

no thanks

it's time for

>Bond. Jess Bond.

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>>82688160

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>>82687440
Evil magic was what JK Rowling cast on Humanity when she wrote Harry Potter, the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

But first, could one of you children direct me to the nearest wc?

>>82687516
Kek.

That opening.

Great

Now make it move in a way that's not insane uncanny valley.

Anyone can match a still photo with a raytracer. Its not exactly rocket science. The trick is doing it in motion, which is exactly where it completely falls apart and doesnt look realistic at all

make some more CGI of this little X-girl

Because he's a King

>>82687215
No elf would tolerate being she-cucked by a human!

>>82687215
sort yourself out