https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60
>/tv/
Fuck off, newfag.
He's from /sp/ you dipshit
>>84675421
I haven't seen this before. He even ISHYGDDTs too. Incredible.
What happened?
>>84675383
Life unworthy of life.
>>84675383
$$$
>he doesn't know season 2 is on the way
Who was in the wrong here, Tarantino or Large Marge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL3k5NtBUaI
>>84675344
Tarantino is on the right side but his arguments suck. Large Marge made more sense.
> After I saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me at Cannes, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another David Lynch movie until I hear something different. And you know, I loved him. I loved him.
QT is always right.
I like how even he admits his movies are for kids.
Why did she have to die bros
I completely forgot she died
who is she
>>84675284
What show
Bennet did nothing wrong.
>>84675217
Good character in a bad show
>>84675248
Bad character in a good show.
>>84675248
>>84675706
A mix of both. He was an enjoyable cliche in a show filled with them.
Even he could not save the reboot, either.
So I just finished watching S01 of American Gods and I've got so many fucking questions.
>how is Odin even remotely a threat to anyone in America
>Vulkan was obviously worshiped much more than Odin, how is it possible that Odin killed him so easily
>did he even kill him for good
>why doesn't Mr. World just shoot Odin or something
>is Czernobog somehow stronger than the New Gods, just because one of his aspects was him being a god of death
>why are the only good gods the Jesuses, seriously everyone else is an asshole
>why the fuck does Laura now have super strength
>how can the godess of spring just decimate nature around her, just because Odin killed a few beings for her, without literally any other god in the region actually protecting it against her
>speaking of which, if I understood correctly Mr. World was a nature god first, so obviously he should retain some of his power and fight Easter
>I hope were not supposed to actually root for the Old Gods, they are all psychopathic, selfish and greedy murderers while the New Gods are just power hungry dicks
>why is Shadow so fucking bland and boring
>how come a Leprechaun is on (almost) the same level as gods, nobody worships Leprechauns
>the rebranding idea is so retarded and has so many plotholes in it, I won't even address that shit
>can pretty much any of these questions be answered by "HURR Shadow is a special boy, I don't have to explain shit"
So yes, American Gods thread.
>>84675174
Just shut your brain off and enjoy.
Somebody mentioned once how /tv/ posters can kind of be like braindead women when it comes to watching these shows. Some of these have literally been directly answered already.
>>84675174
It's a bad show and you shouldn't watch it. No one should.
I really enjoyed the book, but they ruined it.
are there any famous comedians that are less funny than bill hicks was?
>>84675109
I don't get what the big deal is with this guy. I watched some videos of him and he never told one single fucking joke. He just ranted autisticaly and without an ounce of humor. Am I missing something?
>>84676361
Is this pasta?
>>84676361
Political circle jerk.
It was a good movie?
>>84675082
i tried to watch it but fell asleep like twenty minutes in
It was more about Lois fucking Lane than Superman. Supercuckold more like.
Anyone watched the deleted Krypton scene? fucking dumb.
>New movie coming out starring this foreign born world’s worst actress. This, however is not about her. Apparently she has been very charming during this press tour and really trying to do better than the last few times out. Good for her. Anyway, she was forced to do the press interviews with her co-star. During one of them, she mentioned the city where her co-star lives. What is the harm? Everyone with social media knows where he lives. Well, he went off like the a-hole he is and just laid into our actress. It pains me to write that next to her name. She didn’t deserve his tantrum though. It was so excessive that the PR team had to get involved and beg and plead for the recording to not be used. Cara Delevingne/Dane DeHaan ("Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets" Press Conference)
classic dane
>>84674925
bitch better know her place
this place is so fucking dead they dont even remember when dane posted here
>>84676331
Got any screencaps?
Isn't this the most forgettable superhero movie ever?
How did it manage to land a sequel?
No.
Made money.
you want forgettable, try Jonah Hex.
>Isn't this the most forgettable superhero movie ever?
Yes,by far
>How did it manage to land a sequel?
130 million budget + 500 million box office = sequel
Cheap movie making easy money, cheep will eat.
I watched it expecting shit and was pleasantly surprised. It was decent and the briefcase fight was kino.
This was a damn enjoyable movie, but there are a couple things I don't get.
1. Why were these mostly sympathetic characters robbing a defenseless woman? Why are we, the audience, supposed to easily forgive them for something so heinous, something they apparently do regularly?
2. This movie is set in the UK, and it features black people living in government subsidized housing and committing crimes. But London doesn't have America's history of oppression. It also claims that the British government sent in drugs and guns to destroy the black community, even though that is distinctly an American phenomenon. Am I to believe that black people cause trouble no matter where they are, always make excuses for it, and are supposed to always receive sympathy?
>>84674546
>Why are we, the audience, supposed to easily forgive them for something so heinous, something they apparently do regularly?
Because of the way they were brought up. They live in a tower so they have nothing else to do.
The smart one with the glasses was the best character.
>>84675040
>They live in a tower so they have nothing else to do.
They mention FIFA and Naruto, so they clearly have other things they could be doing.
>>84674546
Basically poor people tend to congregate into neighborhoods of their own color, as that helps establish a sense of security, belonging and family. Poor people due to having less prospects due to a lack of meaningful education and in the constant state of poverty, tend to have short term goals because they lack a security net that most parents provide for their children due to missing parents or the sheer amount of siblings. So they commit crimes with likeminded friends to give themselves a better life. Just because they are criminals doesn't necessarily mean they are bad people. Mugging a person like in this movie is morally no different than shoplifting or stealing an unattended backpack for they provide the same opportunity and motive. Additionally, racism against blacks is not simply a United States problem. Almost every race, Hispanics, asians and caucasians view the black man as intellectually inferior and as opportunistic thieves. Whether or not there's any truth in that is a different story. The movie portrays the boys as sympathetic because really, they're just boys trying to get through life. They make jokes, feel sad and do the same type of shit you did as a kid
One will drive you. The others won't stop until you are dead.
>>84674480
Transporter if you say otherwise you're retarded
>>84674480
Standard vehicles or their personal ones?
>>84674496
Dominic torero is now capable of anything the transporter is thanks to the movies no longer caring about physics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjk9j7mhE58
>>84674443
ideal body but I love chubby girls
also like Denise Bidot
>>84674443
why is this a show? this is stupid
BLIMPP~
>tfw he ruined Kingdom of Heaven and Troy
>>84674382
and katy perry.
and he helped destroy Port Royale by being retarded.
i don't blame him for Kingdom of Heaven i think at least half of it was because the character was badly written.
>>84674483
the narrative basically doesn't allow him to have a personality, he's just there, even in directors cut.
He has three or four character defining actions in nearly 4 hours of film.
Helping people on his land have water for farming.
Giving his horse water
and killing a priest.
his entire character motivation is atonement yet he doesn't seem remorseful, mostly he just seems bored.
Even when dealing with his dead wife. or temple mount.
ridley should have punched him in the face every time he gave the camera blankface.
yaaaaassssss
>>84674300
but that's wrong, her name is Michellebut people call her MJ.
>Marvelcucks will defend this.
>>84674409
Why would anyone defend bad researched journalism/clickbait?