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Tried it in 2010 at an OMN. Got booed off the stage during my first joke. I didn't even get to finish it. This was in San Francisco. It wasn't even a bad joke. It was about how certain cultures have no true human feelings and eat dogs. I didn't even specify.

non ironic forms of stand up is a truly inferior version of comedy

I understand that it is very difficult but I don't understand why some people think it's the pinnacle of comedy. Especially when hacks like Rogan are famous for it.

Some stand up is ok though.

Hey guys thanks for comin out... the stains in my underwear are making my wife suspicious!

*silence*

uh.... so you guys ever be driving and some ni...uhhhh some black people drive up next to you and their bass is turned real high? Doesn't it feel like you're inside a whale's heart? How do they even converse with each other? What if one of them has to pee?

(I didn't mean to say niggers but it almost slipped out, and the rest of my jokes which were supposed to be funny racist came out as racist racist. Never again.)

fucked up movie

can't think of any recs at the moment sorry

>>80785680
I liked it a lot. It was a little titling because the anon who originally recommended it to me said it was a horror movie, so I went in with that expectation. There were weird moments but it never goes full horror. Just a straight forward rescue movie, extremely well executed and pretty realistic fighting in it. I like the fact that it didn't go Rambo mode in the end and kept itself grounded.

>>80785626
Hell or High Water

>>80785532
that's a pretty cool poster faggot

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I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing great movies made for us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the 4chan of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

>>80785606
cringe

>>80785411
>it looks like an elephant’s trunk

and shes talking about vaginas?

what the fuck vagina looks like an elephant trunk?

>>80785486
Chyna

>>80785773
It could if she has big lips and clit.

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>>80785284
stop

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In a fix,
in a bind
Call on us
anytime
We'll appear
from nowhere
Mighty are we!

>>80785284
What's the name of this? They used to show this on cartoon network

Bls discuss. We need a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk in here.

>>80785201
imo the beginning of the movie was just her remembering currently what had happened in the past, her daughter hadn't happened until after the events of the movie, shes basically a skilled linguist that went there and got the gift of thinking and seeing things through the past current and future all at the same time, chinese man heard his wifes dying words which may have not happened until chronologically later which in turn led him into helping her call off the attack... the husband that probably left was the mathematician, her talking about re-doing things even if you knew it ended badly makes me feel like there is no beginning or end to the movie, its just events that happened within a lifetime

Comprehension of the language is what allows her to perceive time the way they do. So writing the book and teaching the language to others would allow them to think the same way.

>>80785715
You're overthinking it way too much.

>>80785197
The books did it better. Frodo decided on his own that he needs to leave and that the Ring is solely his burden to carry, he wasn't told by Aragorn to run. That being said, the scene at Amon Hen was great!

>>80785197

Why didn't they kiss? WHY?

DONT YOU KNOW WERE AT WAAARR!?

>>80785178
*punches you right in the fucking face and blacks you out*
*rapes the holy fuck out of you*

*licks your pusy*

>>80785178
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>>80785620
are these sequential?

>>80785154
not really he gone done fucked up

>>80785154

He's a retard that should not be glorified.

>>80785154
He wasn't prepared but at least he had no regrets

>>80785083
>/tv/ will unironically defend this
Really? All I ever see is people bitching about this just like you did.

>>80785083
>Hollywood will be able to blackmail anyone
just fuck my future up senpai

Why wouldn't I?

If they have permission to use the likeness, the characters don't have the uncanny valley effect, and the voice is right, why the fuck would you be against it?

Paul's friend being killed by Samantha in Deadly Friend (1986)

Serpico.

cop refuses to take bribes, everyone else in the department hates him because he's making them look bad.

he goes on a raid, forces open a door on a room full of armed drug dealers, they close the door on his arm. he's begging the other cops to come and help him...

.. they give him this shitful wary look and start backing off, leaving him to get shot in the face by the drug dealers. just before they shoot him you see him understand what's happening.

this is one of the reasons i respect the power of the police but i will never trust any of them. that, and the film "Red Ball".

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>>80784805

He's a good actor.

>>80784773
muh diversity

>>80784773
Who cares? You don't seriously think the Oscars have any modicum of artistic integrity right?

It's a good movie, but overrated as most of Tarantino's flicks are.

>>80784679
Why does /tv/ hate Tarantino again?

>>80784679
I think it's good. Fight me, faggot.

he's all mopey and depressed now

fuck swole dave

the OJ stories were pretty funny

>>80784410
The new special was the funniest standup he ever did.

>>80784363
>how did Apophis open the stargate back up
With his penis-shoulders.

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brb, with an answer to your question in a few weeks OP, watching the whole series over again

Also GOOOULD? thread

>>80784363

Are you referring to first episode of TV series? But you can always activate a gate.