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Russian Kino recommendations 2017-02-23 12:38:55 Post No.79711286
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Russian Kino recommendations
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2017-02-23 12:38:55
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Remember, no Tarkovsky.
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"One Hundred Days After Childhood" (Sergey Solovyov, 1975)
"Stalker" (Andrei Tarkovsky, 1979)
"Assa" (Sergey Solovyov, 1987)
"Mother and Son" (Alexander Sokurov, 1997)
"Tender Age" (Sergey Solovyov, 2000)
"Russian Ark" (Alexander Sokurov, 2002)
"Alexandra" (Alexander Sokurov, 2007)
"I Love You" (Aleksandr Rastorguev & Pavel Kostomarov, 2011)
"I Don’t Love You" (Aleksandr Rastorguev & Pavel Kostomarov, 2012)
"For Marx…" (Svetlana Baskova, 2013)
"The Postman's White Nights" (Andrey Konchalovskiy, 2014)
"The Term" (Aleksandr Rastorguev, Pavel Kostomarov & Aleksei Pivovarov, 2014)
"My Good Hans" (Aleksandr Mindadze, 2015)
"My Friend Boris Nemtsov" (Zosya Rodkevich, 2016)
Honorable mentions:
"Killer" (Darezhan Omirbayev, 1998)
"Chouga" (Darezhan Omirbayev, 2007)
These two are great Russian language Kazakh movies.
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Green Elephant(1997) by Svetlana Baskova
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I russian and i like russian tv shows more, this is my favourites -https://www.kinopoisk.ru/film/622652/
https://www.kinopoisk.ru/film/820638/
https://www.kinopoisk.ru/film/586685/
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
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2017-02-23 12:30:18
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What went wrong?
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It's no longer 2015
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>>79711148
>Y-axis is "Quality" over time
>Red line goes slightly backwards in places, obviously drawn in ms paint or some shit
Cool fake chart OP.
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>>79711148
the actual ratings are actually steadily increasing so... nothing?
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The Death of the true Prometheus sequel 2017-02-23 12:19:59 Post No.79710988
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The Death of the true Prometheus sequel
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Ridley Scott 5 years ago
>Titles his Prometheus sequel to be Prometheus: Paradise or simply Paradise and have it be about David and Shaw travelling to the Engineers planet.
>It featured no Aliens
Ridley Scott a couple years ago
>Changes title and completely re-writes the sequel
>Shaw only has a small cameo now
>Inserts many Aliens because of fans not appreciating Prometheus
>Instead of a mysterious horror film that Paradise was going to be, we instead get Alien: Covenant which is basically Alien 2.0 with Ridley using as many references from the first Alien as he can to "please the fans" and who cares about seeing the Engineers home world when we get lots of Aliens killing people just like old times right?
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What a shitshow. Is he trying to run the alien franchise into the ground like star wars?
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>>79711113
It was run into the ground the instant Alien3 was released. Everything since is just milking it for cash.
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>>79711139
Fuck you Alien 3 is a classic
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>Logan builds to a breathless, emotional climax as Mexican-born, test-tube mutants seek to escape the clutches of American imperialism to flee across the border "where they will be safe." The poisonous political climate of 2017 and persecution of a 2029 comic book world collide with devastating force.
https://www.cine-vue.com/2017/02/film-review-logan.html
Kino confirmed.
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Are there any movies left where there aren't any secret (((agenda))) that's being pushed?
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>it's another "critic sees what he wants to see" episode
You know you like it when Armond ties everything to politics.
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how many faces does he cut off tho
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Any UK bros buy this and know if they plan on doing season 2 and 3?
Dumb Tomb raider knock off with a busty hawaiian and idiot side-kick makes for some comfy tv
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>>79710839
Didn't this come out years ago? I remember watching it, but I've not heard it mentioned in years.
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Tia Carrere used to be pretty sexy, not hairy enough though.
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>>79710862
Yeah early 2000s
Got an itch to watch it again though but the torrents are all shit
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If you have not watched this masterpiece than you don't deserve to live or breathe
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is this the incest one? I kinda got put off by its premise
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This shit was boring af
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>>79710689
Yeah that was the point
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It was KOTY though
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Maybe Hacksaw Ridge is more your speed.
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Everyone keeps asking "What is Aragorn's tax policy?" yet no one stood and asked "what is Sauron's tax policy?"
Come on, fellas. If you were Sauron's chief economic advisor, what tax policy would you pursue?
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>>79710602
100% tax rate for everyone.
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No taxes, all expenses are paid by pillaging and enslaving.
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>>79711505
And when you run out of villages, cities, and castles to pillage?
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>shows that didn't go anywhere
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>>79710461
turned this off after the first episode
boring garbage
lenny is a piece of shit, but not in the tony soprano/don draper/walter white sense where you can still root for him regardless
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OPs mum
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>We got a great twist for this film...Bucky actually killed Tony's Parents
>thats great...one question...how will the audience know Tony had parents???
>...what?
>Why would they know he had parents and that he would be upset that they were murdered?
>Well the audience would just assume that...I guess
>SLOPPY WRITING!!!! We need to let them know he has parents and miss them
>Well maybe he can talk to steve about his parents
>SHOW DONT TELL SHOW DONT TELL SHOW DONT TELL
>okay...maybe we have a little flashback to a young Tony and his parents?
>FLASHBACK!??! what the fuck is a flaaashBackk?
>well it takes place in the past
>people wont get it...Give Tony a Hologram of his parents
>wait...why would he have that?
>Yeah..he has a photorealistic holographic recording of an event in the 80s with his parents...and he's showing it to..get this...a RANDOM ROOM OF COLLEGE STUDENTS
>well...maybe later in the film tony can use the hologram technology in....
>NO!!!! ITS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN
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love this pasta. completely triggers the disneylet
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>>79710465
The only reason stuff gets reposted is for guaranteed replies
(You)s are addictive
God forbid any actually discussion breaks out
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hey remember when tony created clean sustainable arc reactor technology that the whole world could use? me neither
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>there are people on this board who claim Harry Potter is kino
Why do the underage Tumblr faggots on this site try so hard to justify their liking of a worthless baby franchise?
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dullest franchise etc.
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What else would you expect from the dullest board on 4chan?
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https://youtu.be/EkXgRlRao5I
If this is a crew for colonization, why do they have gay couple in their team? What is the point of that? Also those references made me kinda happy. Maybe Scott will actually get a grip and make a good movie.
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>>79710252
memes
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>>79710252
>why do they have gay couple in their team?
Well they can reproduce too.
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>>79710274
this, Xenomorphs can make babies from gay people too op you faggot
Is he le goat?
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/ourgoat/
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fat nigger laffs
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You're a big goat
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Post your 3x3 kino mosaics. R8, h8, etc etc
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bruuuuuuump
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>>79710107
Why did you keep the black bars?
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>>79710571
I am making one myself and since I had squares for each pic, I had to start cutting down the shots and it's really ugly.
Why were the 90s the best decade for comedies?
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>>79710083
Mouse hunt is kino, the rest of those are trash.
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Mouse Hunt
UNIRONICALLY GOOD
9/10
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>>79710083
Because the 90s were a fun time, generally. This wasn't just reflected in comedies, all films had a better mood back then. Same as the 80s.
Am I the only one bored of how movies today try overly hard to be moody, gritty, dark etc? Take me back desu.