>31st season
>character has no job, education or skills
>character lives with his dying grandmother and has no other friends
>characters only sexual experience was with a prostitute a decade ago and he caught herpes
>character sleeps during daylight hours and spends all night playing games from the early 2000's
This show fucking sucks
hold tight ;_;
>>81480139
You should tell your grandma you love her and try and do something nice for her
>>81480547
I cook her dinner most nights but she's got mild dementia and having a conversation with her is a chore
What do you call this hairstyle?
B E A N S
>>81480109
balding/comb over
>>81480109
The 'I give up ever having sex again' look
>from the director of District 9
>from the director of District 9
>from the director of District 9
>from the guys who watched Tropic Thunder
>>81480018
>from the director of 300 & Watchmen
>from YA BOY
Recommend me a good adventure movie with Brendan, except The Mummy.
>>81479905
The mummy returns
>>81479905
The passion of darkly noon
>>81479905
George of the Jungle
Furry Vengeance
If you walk through the garden...
better check your walk...
Well I beg your pardon
mama's straight and arrow tracks
Don't tell me about classic British sitcoms anon, I know exactly who watches classic British sitcoms.
Red Dwarf is watched by anons who think they're patrician. Blackadder is watched by anons who think they ought to be patrician. Yes Minister is watched by anons who actually are patrician. Absolutely Fabulous is watched by the qt gf's of the anon's who are patrician. A Bit of Fry and Laurie is watched by the anons who define patricianhood. Bottom is watched by anons who think slapstick should be considered patrician and Only Fool and Horses is watched by anons who think it is.
Yes, Minister. You're always right.
>>81479756
What about the anons who watch Benny Hill?
>>81479896
They don't care who's a patrician, as long as there's lots of sax
Apologize.
M A K E M E
Where are the niggers "baka"ing that a viking character is being portrayed by a kang
Surely the proud kangz of Egypt wouldn't stoop this low and portray a savage devil
she's the lamest thing in the trailer lel
It has Jake Gyllenhaal in it
Should I watch it?
It's parallelkino
>>81479695
No its shit
Yes. Feel free to avert your eyes during the first 5 minutes. It's completely irrelevant to the plot.
I want to watch a movie with some crazy ass 37th dimensional paranormal conspiracy stuff.
Can you recommend me a movie that would make Alex Jones question his sanity?
Not necessarily over the top, It just has to have a really mysterious and otherworldly feel to it.
>>81479685
Arrival
>>81479685
You're an absolute pleb with zero self awareness. You should check out inception. It's right up your alley.
>>81479742
Just watched it 3 times this past week, got anything else?
What movies do girls watch?
>>81479680
They don't.
The Notebook
>>81479680
Big Wet Titfuck 19
alright
weird
You're talking shit, play a record
quick rundown on Karl Pilkington
>The BBC bows to him
>In contact with primates
>Possesess bullshit detection abilities
>Owns radio and telly globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient english royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Pilkinburg will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of jellyfish DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be orangeheaded manc cunt babies
>said to have an IQ of 70, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in dirty council estates in Manchester
Beatles vs. Led Zeppelin vs. Parliament
who wins?
>>81479533
All capeshit is awful and anti cinema. Stop spamming the board and fuck off back to plebbit
>>81479533
>kurt russel's name is on the poster
>michael rooker's is not, even though he is on the poster himself, AND was in the previous movie
??
>>81479732
Putting Rooker's name instead of Russel's is exactly what you do not do if you are a producer. Do you need an explanation why? It is as simple as 2+2
What do you think of this Simpson's episode?
>>81479418
Damn... Marge looks like THAT?
Hot as fuck
What am I in for?
pretty good flick.
solid 7 of 10.
Have to trudge through like 50 minutes before anything really happens
Smoking hot nympho actress and also some cool horror
>Computer, create 100 self-aware Janeways with complete knowledge of this ship & their status as holograms.
>Computer, disengage safety protocols.
>>81479231
Oooh, nasty one! Got me to kek.
Not as good as the fifty foot sex-starved Troi, but, damn....
>wake up
>get on /tv/
>catalog
>search "trek"
>0 results
>search "computer"
>1 result
Ahhhhh. Bliss.
>>81479231
Hopefully, this would be the result.