>No Avenger references
>No Tony Stark
>It is not set in the MCU
>Parker uses his home made costume throughout the whole movie; dealing with trying to build his own equipment to take on the Vulture instead of waiting for packages from Tony Stark to arrive
>A lot of the movie is focused on Vulture: explaining his own political reasons for why he is doing what he is doing while cutting back to Peter trying to balance his social life with his crime fighting life
What I hate most about this movie is that it is apart of the MCU. Spiderman sucks like this. If only this was a standalone. What sucks even more is that the Vemom movie is set in the MCU now.
>>84727815
>How to fix Spiderman Homecoming
>Make it exactly like ASM, the two worst Spiderman films ever created
>>84727894
ASM2 is very underrated and ASM1 would have been more enjoyable if Dylan Baker was Dr Connors and they didn't try to attempt the Uncle Ben death
>>84727894
You are really defending Parker be given a new costume and advanced weapons by Tony Stark as he films himself going "OHH COOL! WOW AWESOME!"?
Spiderman works better alone and yes the ASM films got that right as did Sam Raimi with Parker trying to defeat villains himself with no help
>capeshit peaked 9 years ago
Why do they even try?
overrated garbage that only gets praised because heat legend died
fuck this movie
it was responsible for making capeshit acceptable to anyone that's not a child
>implying Dark Knight was better than Begins
Everyone just sucks its dick cause of Ledger
Hey this was great, much better than the weeb adaptations, maybe because they dropped the heavy-handed garbage high schooler existentialist theme
>all that fucking dialogue
I thought this was supposed to be some action meme flick like the total recall and robocop remakes
what the hell
It was terrible
They couldn't even convey the ghost part right
I do not give my consent
>You're authorized :^)
>>84728017
Second this
Which is the superior cruisekino?
>>84727607
Top Gun.
His best movies are Eyes Wide Shut, Vanilla Sky, and Born on the 4th of July
Both are great fun, and which one you like more may come down to whether you're more into being a cold war fighter pilot or a race driver.rubbin is racin
>>84727607
Top Gun
Are you for real right now?
Really man?
>Reddit the show: Rick & Morty
>Tumblr the show: Steven Universe
>4chan the show: ???
>>84727487
always sunny
>>84727487
Rick and Morty
stephen colbert
Did you like Baby Driver?
overrated but i didn't hate it... they should have taken out the rape scene and had more driving
It was a lot of fun but not nearly as stylized or satirical as I was expecting from Wright
my little brother want to go see spider man, but i don't want to see it. Maybe i should watch baby driver isntead?
What did /tv/ think of this? I personally liked it.
Butwhy couldn't gyllenhal open the door for the female astronaut? She opened it just fine to get out there in the first place
>>84727156
le scary ending because aliens are scary
le generic CGI tentacle monster
>>84727178
>le
Learn to express your criticisms properly you fucking idiot
>>84727178
Still better than Covenant
Why did they have to ruin it with season 6?
>>84727082
>people unironically kept watching after season 2
>>84727413
What was wrong with season 2?
>>84727082
they ruined it during the final of season 1 when Brody didnt go allah akbar in the bunker
What's your favorite right wing movie?
>>84727075
>this kills the pedoposter
forrest gump
>sjw hippie jenny whores around, gets the shit beat out of her constantly, dies of aids
>forrest serves valiantly in the military, builds a successful company from nothing, leads a wholesome life, ends up comfy with son
>quote from pictured actor or actress
Question about the meaning that the pictured actor or actress was trying to convey with the above text
>2011
>>84726872
<thoughtful response>
Arbitrary racism
What does /tv/ think of the "eyebrow mafia"?
I think they ain't got shit on Connelly.
>>84726808
It leads to distracting moments in the flicks I'm trying to watch.
>>84726808
All terrible.
JULIA STILES
>>84726668
>MUH DICK
MUH DICK
utter trash
Aryan goddess, upholder of the fourteen words
What's his best movie /tv/?you can give you answer in the form of power rankings if you so choose
Bronson
>>84726675
I didn't see that, might have to now.
For some reason HBO has "Stuart A Life Backwards" available with him and benderdick cuminsnatch. Debating if I should watch it or not...
>>84726655
warrior, lawless, or revanent
.
Patience.
What the fuck am I doing in detention
So.
You've discovered pornography.