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Why does this board pretend to love the DCEU?
Whats the point of shitposting and falseflagging in an echochamber where everyone does it?
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They get laughed at everywhere else on the internet.
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>>82473790
>he thinks we're ironically liking DC
Head, nice and hot
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I think it's just a joke man. People like to mess around and have fun.
For instance there have been a few threads where your average /tv/ shitposter makes a thread saying "yo whats yo fav movie white boi? answer in 5 seconds or else...." with a picture of 3 black kids in high school desks. Someone replies "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice Director's Cut". Just let that sink in. Examine the layers of irony at work. Or another thread where favorite movies of all time is the topic and someone provides another "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" post. Discussion ensues as do (You)'s and pretty soon people are babbling "people fear what they don't understand". True kino. That infographic about it is hilarious too. I can't imagine anyone not being ironic about any of this shit. It's all a joke.
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Should historical revisionism be allowed in TV shows about history?
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>So was Jesus
WE
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(((((((((Timelord))))))))))
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>We have to do better
>WE JUST HAVE TO
Just saw the movie
AMA
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>>82472918
Why do you touch yourself at night?
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was it good
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How many Aliens do McBride and Franco kill together?
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thoughts on Elizabeth Debicki's role and performance in Guardians of the Galaxy 2?
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T A L L L
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>mfw her conversation about sex with starlord
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She was hot af in the end credits
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>This is considered comedy in the UK
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>>82472365
Good show quite frankly lads.
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>>82472365
Yeah, 1970's UK you faggot.
>this is a 10/10 in amerifats
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>this is considered normal in the US
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Who is the best girl in LOTR and why is it Eowen?
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I heard rumors she's no man. Is that true?
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there's only like three vaginas in the film
the one you posted, the elf one and the other more nature elf
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theres only like three women in the entire trilogy
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Why did he fuck his mom and cum inside her?
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I guess I would do the same if my mom was Eva Green
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>>82471419
Because he was a clone and she's not technically his biological mother.
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>>82471419
>Eva we have a script about incest-
>I cleared my schedule, when do we begin?
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So...
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White people...
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...you post this thread for guaranteed (You)s because it's like a friend simulator for you?
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BROMPF!
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meme garbage of the galaxy
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Is James Gunn serious with this leddit garbage?
I knew that the first movie was lightning in a bottle and its predictable they would take the lack of context or groundless fantasy aspects too far in the sequel.
How can you justify enjoying this?
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>>82470706
I understood this nerdy reference btw
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You actually watch CAM rips?
How can you justify not killing yourself?
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>>82470706
Jesus.
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HEY SMILIN STRANGE
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>>82469328
Stop. I don't want to feel.
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YOU'RE LOOKING HAPPILY DERANGED
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shagga shimbe
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WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 2017-05-07 02:26:13 Post No.82469260
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WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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>Director James Gunn added Ego as Star-Lord's father before learning that the characters rights belonged to 20th Century Fox. The studio eventually traded Ego to Marvel Studios in exchange for Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who appeared in DEADPOOL.
>Gunn was advised against including a particular alien race, the Sneeps, because their name resembles the Icelandic slang for female genitalia. The studio eventually relented to their appearance.
>Early drafts included the Nova Empire. John C. Reilly and Glenn Close were approached to return as Daenerian Rhoman Dey and Nova Prime Irani Rael, but Reilly was unavailable due to scheduling conflicts, and was ultimately written out alongside Rael.
>Early drafts included the Collector, but Benicio Del Toro couldn't return to scheduling conflicts.
>Early drafts featured Adam Warlock as the Sovereigns' secret weapon, but the character was ultimately cut as he was superfluous to the narrative.
>Early cuts featured a longer segment on Earth including cameo appearances from Nathan Fillion as fictional actor Simon Williams and Gregg Henry as Grandpa Quill in a scene filled with Easter Eggs but both were ultimately cut from the movie.
>Early cuts featured a sixth post-credits scene in which Gamora and Mantis hearing the screams of one of the Ravagers who were pierced by Yondu's arrow and has presumably been forgotten and screaming in agony throughout the third act of the movie. This was deleted as test-audiences didn't get the joke.
>Early cuts featured a minor scene of Drax loudly slurping soup to his teammates' annoyance which was cut for time.
>Matthew McConaughey was approached to play Ego, but ultimately declined, and Kurt Russell was cast at Chris Pratt's suggestion. Liam Neeson and Gary Oldman were also considered.
>David Bowie was slated for a cameo before his death in 2016.
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The first movie.
>Peyton Reed and Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck were approached to direct the movie before James Gunn was hired.
>Nicole Perlman wrote the first - and very different - draft of the script: Star-Lord was an U.S. pilot who is accidentally jettsioned to another galaxy in a military experiment gone wrong and joins forces with a group of intergalactic outlaws to stop the Badoon from conquering the galaxy.
>Early drafts featured Richard Rider joining the Nova Corps and developing a feud turned friendship with Star-Lord, but Gunn scrapped the concept in order to streamline the narrative.
>Early drafts featured Bug as a member of the team; appearances by Adam Warlock and Rom, the Space Knight; and included the Badoon as Ronan's army and the Spartoi as the Krees' lifelong enemies.
>Early cuts featured ELO's "Living Thing" and Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky".
>Early cuts featured Stan Lee as one of the items in the Collector's inventory, but it was cut for being too meta.
>Joel Edgerton, Eddie Redmayne, Jensen Ackles, Jack Huston, Cam Gigandet, Sullivan Stapleton, Logan Marshall-Green, Garrett Hedlund, Chris Lowell, James Marsden, Jim Sturgess, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Aaron Paul, Michael Rosenbaum, Wes Bentley, John Krasinski, Lee Pace and Glenn Howerton auditioned for Star-Lord before Chris Pratt was cast.
>Gina Carano, Olivia Wilde, Rachel Nichols, Thandie Newton, Elizabeth Banks and Adrianne Palicki auditioned for Gamora before Zoe Saldana was cast.
>Jason Momoa was approached for Drax, but refused to cut his hair for the role. Djimon Hounson, Brian Patrick Wade and Isaiah Mustafa auditioned before Dave Bautista was cast.
>Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler and David Tennat were approached to voice Rocket before Bradley Cooper was cast.
>Gal Gadot auditioned for Nebula before Karen Gillian was cast.
>Marvel Studios offered to allow Fox to retain the rights to Daredevil in exchange for using Silver Surfer and Galactus in the movie, but Fox declined.
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explain to me why an adult man would pay to see a movie for children.
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They should have cut back on Drax's laughing and pointing things out. Less is more.
the fruit not being ripe joke was not funny by the time Nebula did it to the ravagers.
the gamora quill romance was unnecessary.
the surface of ego made me think about that episode of futurama where leela almost marries the shapeshifter.
why did no one think it was odd that Ego had the museum display pods ready to explain his history?
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Host Chris Pine; LCD Soundsystem performs.
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link? what channel? britbong here
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DOES THIS MEAN IM KNIGHTED
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>>82469424
NBC
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Pick it up, wagecuck
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>>82469013
Sometimes when the movie is close to ending and i have to pee, i just pour out the rest of my drink and pee in my cup. Then i throw that at the cleaning crew.
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I mean it's their job to clean. If there weren't any messes, half the workers would get fired.
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>>82469013
If theatre patrons didn't leave a mess, wagecucks would be out of a job
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Just watched Alien 3, have to say its one of the worst films I've ever seen.
What the fk is this film
How do you go from Alien 10/10 Aliens 9/10 to this
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>>82468884
>Aliens 9/10
i've got some bad news OP.....
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Did you watch the director's cut?
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>>82468884
If you think that's bad just wait until you see Alien Resurrection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTYjD606cWM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTYjD606cWM
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Why do you people care so much about capeshit and these retards reviewing it? Does it make you feel good when Mike agrees with your shit tastes?
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Haven't seen the movie yet. Can someone give me a tldr gestalt of their thoughts?
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>marvel at their ability to do nothing but hate on dc while sucking marvel's dick
what did jay mean my this