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Donald..
>crowd starts giggling
Trump!
>crowd bursts into laughter, people die from prolonged laughing, state of emergency declared
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Donald Trump... is stupid!
>Crowd screams like ravenous pack of howler monkeys in ecstatic approval
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>>79911933
>next day article on salon.com
>Watch Colbert destroy Trump
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>Okay what am I going to post now
>All right I got it I will Colbert saying:
>DONALD
>TRUMP!
>poster bursts into laughter and then his mum comes upstairs and takes his internet privilege away once again
>great so I'll be spending one pound a minute to hear how shit I am at sex
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Is he /ourguy/?
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>>79912077
>vodka, great its going to be an orgy, except this time I'll disappoint 3 people instead of one
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>>79912077
No. Even he's far too successful with women to be /tv/'s guy. Pic related is more like it.
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What did /tv/ think of this flick? I thought it was pretty good considering nothing happens for 2 hours.
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>le you left me and aborted our baby so now I'll take my revenge by writing a shitty revenge book about how you were raped which will somehow show you that I'm a grown up now and rekindle the old flame of love towards me just to be even more revenged when I passively-aggresively won't show up on our date!
It was pretty good and that Michael Shannon was great.
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Pretty terrible. Good acting and all, love Michael Shannon with a mustache, but christ it was boring.
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Brie Larson Didn't Applaud Casey Affleck 2017-02-28 12:39:08 Post No.79911380
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Brie Larson Didn't Applaud Casey Affleck
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Was she being rude or did she have a moral point?
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I'd sexually assault Brie Larson if you know what I mean
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I'd give Gruyere Larson the clap if you catch my meaning
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>>79911380
No she was being an attention whore cunt.
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>>79911293
Ok i loved the movie and i'd be the first to defend it, but are we in the middle of a full on shill rn? Or is someone trying to discredit it by making it look like a shill?
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yes yes very well however
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>>79911323
pretty alpha honestly. He's a huge spergo but fair play for making the move
>Women can't be funn-
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Elyse from Funhaus is funny
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>Woman who can't be funn-
>People in relationships shouldnt work togeth-
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Please donate to Israel 2017-02-28 12:14:59 Post No.79910927
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>spielberg will die in your lifetime
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when is hollywood going to make some movies about israeli apartheid or blowing up kids playing on a beach with a warship
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>>79910986
Kids shouldn't play with dangerous warships
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most of the female characters in GoT were cast badly tbqh
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She looks so much like my loli cousin I had to fap.
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"hot chick in school"
>movie about how PC liberals and BLACKED cucks are the real racists
>has literally nothing to do with conservatives
>conservatives still find a way to be offended
Is this real life?
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lol didn't watch
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Of course, anon. Nobody on /tv/ complaining about the movie has or has any intention of actually watching the movie.
They live in a meme-based reality.
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Sure it wasn't about a delusional nog who couldn't handle a life without gibs.
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Are you smart enough to get into my law firm?
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What the hell did you just say to me?
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>>79910824
You sure you wanna mess with me? Why don't you put that little tail of yours and walk away before you start rotting in prison.
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>>79910757
I don't give a shit!
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ITT: Times Academy got it right
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>All I ask is one thing, and I'm asking this particularly of young people that watch: Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism; for the record it's my least favorite quality. It doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
He's right, you know.
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>>79910298
Why would you trust an Irishman?
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Conan sounds so angry now, he is a lot less carefree and whimsical
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He says this while promoting the ridiculous toxic irony destroying the human psyche right now in everything he does.
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Can this be a new /tv/ banner? 2017-02-28 10:31:50 Post No.79909183
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Can this be a new /tv/ banner?
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Vote aye or nay.
I vote aye.
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>>79909183
Why would he have a banner for a dishonest film?
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>>79909183
shit normie flick
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>>79909183
>non Bane related banner
No
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>Be Brad Pitt
>Have women constantly clammering to be pumped and dumped by me.
>take a break from pounding 18 year old supermodel pussy all day.
>Marry Prime Jennifer Aniston.
>Fuck her for a while and spend that sweet sweet Friends money.
>notice she's getting old decide to have an affair with my prime Angelina Jolie.
>marry Jolie and bang her until her tits fall off
>notice she's getting old decide to divorce.
How can one man be so based, who's he going to marry next??
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he should've married Goop
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>>79909074
>pounding 18 year old supermodel
>53 year old Brad Pitt
No, you fucking reatard, he's not fucking children.
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>>79909259
4u
>"My people invented circumcision. You're welcome."
Welcome for what? Dry dicks. Are the writers suggesting circumcision is a positive or are they ridiculing Goward for his cluelessness.
I'm honestly not sure.
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The line was probably written by a female writer who happens to be an aesthete
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circumcision predates jewish customs. They most likely picked it up from the Egyptians who practiced it
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It's funny because it references penises and jews.
That's seriously all the thought that went into that joke.