>Han Solo's name 'isn't actually Han Solo'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/03/24/han-solos-name-isnt-actually-han-solo/
JUST FUCK MY CHILDHOOD UP
>>80838598
how does this make him a tranny though?
I would legit love to see the backlash of Disney making tranny Han Solo
>>80838638
It doesn't, everyone saying that is a fucking retard. It'll just be some big way he fucked some folks over and had to change his name.
They are determined to rewrite everything and ruin everything.
There will never be any 'new' star wars from disney.
ITT: actors that play the same role in every movie they're in.
Scarjew's agent must be god tier
>>80838879
he's probably the local rabbi and takes a 75% cut + tip
I disagree. Harrelson has good range. Look beyond the accent.
>Character is in shower
>Someone flushes the toilet
>Character screams
Explain this shit, Americans.
>>80838316
America is actually a third world shithole with shit plumbing
We poo in the shower
>>80838375
>poo in the shower
>not in walmart
Why are you pretending to be Americuck?
What are some good movies about vigilante justice, like Taxi Driver or Hotline Miami?
Batman
Taxi Driver
>>80838428
thanks
I've just learned Disney says that Han Solo's real name will be revealed in the prequel film.
What other reasons would they do this unless they were going to pull one of the biggest virtue signaling stunts in cinema history.
It will be Sheev Jr.
>>80838148
Hannakin Solowalker
>>80838148
Han Solo is actually going to be Juanita Solawe, a Nigerian-Mexican proud woman of color. Didn't expect that, did ya!
Haha true
No true
>>80837909
*not
>>80837786
I like the Passion of Christ.
Now wait a minute. I thought these things were for moisture farming, for extracting water from air. Wtf are they doing on a damp green piece of land?
>>80837778
Probably to help them collect rainwater for drinking/irrigation.
Might not have any bodies of water nearby, and I assume a machine designed to suck water out of the air would be more effective an some sort of catchment system.
>>80837827
there's a fucking brook not a 100 meters away
>>80837883
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Still could be used for water catchment for their crops, I guess.
Or might be multi-purpose machines.
Search into your shit memories
worst movie you watched? Either finished or had to stop because it was so awful.
>>80838138
is that really in the movie?
>>80838176
black best friend is telling a "legend" or something, about santa claus and a ham sandwich. it's been a couple years, I don't remember the pacifics
>The couple dated for 10 years, from 2002 to 2012, before they went their separate ways for a little while. Then, right before heading to London to perform in the West End show The Spoils, he spent four months volunteering at a domestic violence shelter in Bloomington, Indiana. There, he worked on a fundraising campaign with the University of Indiana and raised $500,000, which was enough money to pay off the shelter's mortgage. Strout's mother is the executive director of the shelter.
>
Still, Eisenberg has always preferred to remain private, telling The Guardian, "I was there for, like, personal reasons. For reasons I don't want to bring up in an interview."
>The couple ended up making their rekindling public when they were photographed at a basketball game in January, right after the New Year.
>>80837708
>Though he's remained private about their relationship, it's obvious that Eisenberg has always seen something incredibly special in Strout. For example, in an interview with Seventeen magazine in 2011, not only did he admit she was the only girl he'd ever been on a date with, but he also revealed what he loved about her.
>"I find people who want to help other people to be the most interesting," he said at the time. "I come from a family of teachers, and my friends are teachers, often times in very difficult school situations. My job is so selfish and focused on my own vanity that I like to surround myself with people who are actually helping people throughout their day."
>creates 4chan
>creates Jew
It's like pottery
>>80837708
What kind of woman would willingly reproduce with a sickly faggot like him? No wonder the jews have every single congenital disorder in the book.
Holy shit bros, why are they so based?!
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=z2VZ_OGz0RU
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=_kB5K33bd6Y
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=KpI-UQIjgpA
>hey fuckface let's get out of fucktown
ryan reynolds is a faggot
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
>>80837430
Adolf would spit on him.
>>80837430
> fat people hating minorities
Obeasts are literally bottom-tier demo
>>80837430
>We washed our hands in niggers blood and all the mongrals too
What did he mean by this?
Actors you hate irrationally.
This fucking guy, his face makes me think of rotten cheese.
>>80837377
Michael Cera
>>80837377
Jake Gyllenhal's face makes me incredibly uncomfortable
>>80837377
Mark wahlberg
>be white
>be boston trash
>sell drugs
>beat up old vietnamese men
>go to prison
>work out
>become a model
>become a shitty actor
>become rich and let family suckle off my fame
What are some films with progressive themes?
Nigger semen in saoirse's belly
>>80837231
The pianist
https://www.google.com/amp/www.intouchweekly.com/posts/casey-anthony-oj-simpson-reality-show-128322.amp
Will the juice get his old dick in some 40 Years younger pussy?
>they both murder each other
>>80837239
Came here to post this
Each day my hatred for humanity reaches bounds never thought possible
So what is the best show, Vikings or The Last Kingdom. Keep in mind that I care about historical accuracy, but I also want a good story.
>>80837126
Vikings is entertaining for the first couple of seasons. More mythical than accurate. No dragons or snow zombies tho. Never seen Last Kingdom.
>>80837126
If you care about historical accuracy then The Last Kingdom by an absolute mile. Vikings is embarrassing at times in that regard.
Spartacus