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Alien Covenant / Alien / Aliens 2017-05-16 01:21:17 Post No.82808002
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2017-05-16 01:21:17
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Okay /tv/ I need to get this off my chest, I need concise clear answers because this seems extremelly stupid to me and Im starting to hate the movies and franchise because of this.
>FACTS
The morphs (deacon, neo, xeno) have a cycle that consists on:
>Being an egg
>Parasite something
>Live inside
>Get off host
>Grow
>Kill living things
>Lay more eggs
>Start over
They are extremelly aggresive, have no discrimination on what they kill or parasite and only ignore plants, neos don't want to kill/ignore/try to interact androids but Xeno's don't give a flying fuck and try to kill them anyway.
We know they do eat the meat of their preys but most of the time they just attack their prey until it's dead and just move into the next kill.
If we accept the events from the shitty ass movies, morph queens exists and their "society" is similar to ants, the queens lay eggs and the other morphs do ant shit like protecting her, searching food, etc.
>QUESTIONS
Okay so taking the presented facts into consideration, if a planet is infested with beacons/neo/xenomorphs they will kill everything to create more offspring, eat from the corpses of what they killed, and then what?
What the fuck they do then?
They don even try to coexist with other species or hunt in moderation, they go full autismo and kill everything no matter the cost in the most violent way, without any consideration for their own food supply, future or anything at all.
Okay stupid ass alien autist piece of shit, you killed literally everything on the planetm created a fuckton more of morphs, and there's nothing left except your own, now what you little shit?
Are you gonna kill each other? Are you gonna just sleep and eventually die because NO MORE FOOD? Is the epitome and magna opus just do nothing and chill and yadah yadah because you were all fucking autists and killed everything?
For a conceptual "perfect" organism this behaviour doesn't make sense, this is fucking stupid. Can we have a proper discussion on this?
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>>82808002
Xenomorphs don't eat. They run on their acid blood like a battery.
They don't need anything and can literally survive in space like Water bears
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>>82808239
But they actually eat in the new movie.
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>>82808002
whoever drew this its a fucking authist.
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Because Sam Raimi knows how to frame a shot and have fun with his camera.
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Why is literally all other capeshit so inferior to Raimi's Spider-Man movies?
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Sam rami has a soul. Chris Nolan and Zack Snyder do not.
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Shows where every episode is god tier.
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>>82807603
probably my favorite show of all time but no anon, its pretty hard when you have +140 episodes but you're reaching hard
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>>82807704
fuck off nu male hipster douche
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crixus > gannicus > spartacus
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Wrong.
Gannicus > Spartacus > Crixus = Oenomaus
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>>82807181
>spartacus better than crixus and oenomaus
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>>82807181
pretty much this, tho all three are badass
sucks that the first guy they got to play spartacus died of cancer
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What is some essential Propaganda KINO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Fq6gtbx4Q
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>>82806672
God damn that shit is horrific.
Hopefully things get much worse in Europe, then things can get "interesting" ;)
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refer madness
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>>82806773
this is horrible holy shit
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What went right? What went wrong?
Is Ash vs Evil Dead good?
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>>82806561
Are these movies for brain dead people? I could barely get through the first one, and I stopped watching the second one after the first 15 minutes, which were a pointless remake of the first movie.
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>>82806561
evil dead is one of those rare properties where every installment is quality
Evil Dead 1 - Good
Evil Dead 2- GOAT
Army of Darkness - GOAT
Evil Dead Remake - Great
Ash vs Evil Dead - Great
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>>82806685
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Is she, dare i say it, the cutest disney princess ever???
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Is OP, dare i say it, the biggest faggot ever???
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>>82806512
First Reddit, Now tumblr?
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>>82806512
Yes
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Billions of people died in this sequence. Did you feel any emotion at all during it?
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>>82805064
Nobody cared when alderaan blew up either faggot
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>>82805106
At least in ANH the characters did. In this it was "gotta move onto the next scene with no time to process any of this because Star Wars is now Marvel"
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I felt pretty triggered since nothing in that scene made any sense.
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What does /tv/ think of Sicario? 2017-05-15 11:59:43 Post No.82804953
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What does /tv/ think of Sicario? 2017-05-15 11:59:43 Post No.82804953
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What does /tv/ think of Sicario?
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2017-05-15 11:59:43
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Just finished it
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>>82804953
blunt should have peed her pants.
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>>82804953
Very cool movie and I especially liked that they went against the predictable Hollywood grain, with the chick cop breaking down and realizing she’s in way over her head and just wants to GTFO in the end.
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>>82804953
good flick, some moments of inspired filmmaking
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>let's shove 30 minutes of hardcore gay porn into the middle of our show
Who decided this was a good idea?
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>>82804717
Sounds like something you'd come up with
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>>82804717
There wont be a second season.
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>>82804717
>>82804767
You want some ice for that sick burn, OP?
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>Seth MacFarlane is making a Star Trek parody series
>It doesn't look that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9sKeCE8V0
What do you think /tv/?
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>>82804045
Looks fucking awful.
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Looks terrible. Seth MacFarlane is trash
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He took all the time and money to do something dumb when he could have actually designed an original concept Sci fi.
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Who wins?
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mewins.
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Mel Brooks
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>>82803977
The two females would immediately lose. Then Hackeye would just shoot the rest from around a corner.
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ITT We judge you by your top 5 favorite films 2017-05-15 11:00:58 Post No.82802816
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ITT We judge you by your top 5 favorite films
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2017-05-15 11:00:58
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5. Drive
4. Blade Runner
3. Excalibur
2. 2001 A Space Odyssey
1. Starship Troopers
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>>82802816
>2. 2001 A Space Odyssey
>1. Starship Troopers
Good choices. Have you watched the TOS movies? They stand alone really well and if you like 2001 you'll like TMP.
I don't know that I could put these into any meaningful order that wouldn't coincide with when I last watched it:
>Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
>Star Trek: First Contact
>Starship Troopers
>The Rock
>Enemy of The State
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5. Taxi Driver
4. Salo
3. A Serbian Film
2. Fight Club
1. The Cuckold
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>Apocalypse Now
>Blade Runner
>Aguirre, the Wrath of God
>Avatar
>Rashomon
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what is your favorite science fiction film?
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>talking about making a bigger one... Yah... You know... I don't know about THAT. Don't know about that either.
Is that Thomas granger's car?
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>>82802388
In recent memory, Coherence
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>>82802388
Not some mumblecore bag of shit
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Is this the most racist show on TV?
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WHAT IF THERE WAS A SHOW ABOUT NIGGERS BUT THEY WERE ALL ON PCP?
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>>82801874
Is this a new National Geographic show?
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Why do people watch TV shows? At this point they're literally propaganda