Bitch wasn't even remotely Asian.
jewwashing
She's hotter than any Asian though.
>>81747868
OMG did you just time travel??
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/movies/17744/exclusive-tom-hardy-says-%E2%80%9Ci-got-knocked-out-by-shia-labeouf%E2%80%9D
>Director of Lawless confirmed Lebouf knocked out Hardy in one punch
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH(Inhales)BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Apparently Tom isn't so big after all
>it's a "/tv/ autist doesn't understand sarcasm" episode
Hardy was VERY clearly taking the piss after Shia had claimed he knocked him out in another interview.
>>81748021
Eh, it might be true. It doesn't matter how big you are, someone sucker punching you can lay anyone out, and Shia seems like the kind of sissy fuck that he'd take a shot at someone unawares.
welcome to 2011
I am marathoning the first movie. Why didn't you guys tell me this franchise is so comfy.
Discuss
The one thing we can all agree on is that the fourth is the worst one.
who /hongrey/ here
5 > 3 > 7 > 6 > 8 > 1 > 2 > 4They're all entertaining.
Correct me if I am wrong but news shows like this even as a lighthearted comedy should be non biased right?
>>81747629
Please name one episode where he was wrong about anything. He does pretty extensive research into the segments.
As for Colbert... that's just fucking stupid. He's like WallStreetJournal tier.
>>81747629
You're wrong.
>>81747686
you are an idiot
Would Coachella be a good place to network and try and get a bit part acting role?
>>81747608
Coachella is for hippies and extremely far left weirdos. You'll stand out like a sore thumb if you aren't.
>>81747639
As long as you're doing drugs you'll fit in fine
She's used up and broken, look at the smile. Or, she doesn't like when her fans touch her?
What was her purpose?
>>81747514
To hit Superman in the face with a baseball bat if he ever became evil
>>81747514
making that horrible flick earn some money
surprisingly, she single handedly did it.
>>81747514
to sell shitty Halloween costumes to blonde bimbos
Who are some good movie critics to get into? I want to understand better what makes a movie good or bad.
I run a blog for film reviews, but I feel like I don't know what I'm talking about most of the time.
Don't say Roger Ebert.
>>81747446
What do you have against Ebert? He was generally on point.
Fred Camper is the only movie critic worth a damn if you're interested in film aesthetics.
http://fredcamper.com/Film/index.html
>>81747446
Piero Scaruffi
Pauline Kael
My girlfriend doesn't find the stuff I watch to be funny. She doesn't get it and can't laugh about it. The same goes for me. I think the stuff she watches isn't really funny but rather stupid. So what kind of humour does she have? Is this "normie" humour or girl's humour or what is it? Also what could we watch together?
Stuff I think is funny: Naked gun series, Monty Python, Borat, South Park, Parks and Recreation, plenty of British shows like Look Around, Dark Place, Toast of London...
Stuff she thinks is funny: The Nanny, Friends, Home Improvement, Gilmore Girls, Father of the bride.
Women live a life of memes
>>81747220
The stuff you like is literally rebbit
The stuff she likes is funnier
>>81747220
I've never met a girl that doesn't like Parks and Rec. Weird.
Why is the leading lady a chipmunk?
are you sure that it's a chick?
>>81747124
look at it
she was cheap?
What does /tv/ think of Tim and Eric and what is your favorite skit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SZ4lSvH9o
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJAw_q6AuHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWi1GFWknQo
>You know how public access TV and infomercials can be funny to watch? Well we're doing that but intentionally! And it has random cuts to us making funny faces!
I'm talking about PBS, BBC, Classic Arts Showcase, TCM, WNET as well as oldschool content from channels like Bravo, A&E, Discovery, TLC, History back in the heyday of cable channels for specialized/niche interests in more highbrow programs.
Here's an A&E "Biography" classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HeD6L3ShfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvyNZ9bh8lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pXxoyk5wOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cBjz0sVYQY
ITT: Alpha characters only (No fucking beta manlets please)
I'll start
>Bashes mans head in because he loves his slave
>Sentenced to death
>Kills most of the people trying to execute him
>Saved by his brother in arms
>"THIRTEEN"
>Gets together with the slave girl who's fiance he killed and gets married to her
Pullo should have been emperor
>alpha
>not Mark Antony
>>81746869
please post 'heard you talking shit about 13th'
>>81746869
>Roman
>Not a manlet
Pick one.
Are you excited /tv/?
something something i dont like superhero movies something something
There you don't have to scroll down now.
Sure, I enjoy superhero movies.
>image.jpg
Fuck off
Why do we hate her again?
https://youtu.be/tnPZJN0fp_E
You people hate her? I thought she was most of your creepy fucks e-girlfriend? You pathetic cunts.
>>81746739
What the fuck does any of this mean?
>>81746657
Is she stealing Amy Schumer's material now?
>let's make an action movie where the main character is never in any danger
>great idea keanu
I guess you missed the scene where he was getting suffocated and had to get saved by his sniper buddy. great idea OP
>>81746530
>one scene
>never displays any fear of danger
>let's make a shitty thread
no one replied because OP is a lonely loser faggot.