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They actually did it. They actually fucking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this flick is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit movie

>>87533985
>rented this movie on iTunes
>watched 60 minutes of it
>got bored, shut it off
>never felt compelled to finish it

can someone explain this scene? I guess I'm mildly curious as to what the back story behind this scene is.

>>87534076
>video games are cool and epic
>biological dads are evil

>>87533796
After seeing his stupid face a million times, I wasn't prepared for how dark and depressing this movie was.

>>87533741
i've kinda hated him

I've never voted in any of these and I want a recount

>>87533734
lol gay

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>>87533734
>no PoC on the list

>>87533666

Inglorious Basterds

a right eye

>>87533666
non-existent

You shitpost well
Almost as well as me

Your wife's son will eat shit and die before I bump your thread.

THIRTEEN

>>87533462
I really don't give a fuck

>>87533462
it's a good field to get into
a decent Linux cert will take you a long way

Jay will probably like it OR they will go full contrarian and nitpick everything to death.

>>87533338
Yes, why?

>Hoth
>clearly a dried up place
>vehicles are pushing up red sand
what are star wars haters so fucking retarded

I'm just really glad that Disney is finally going to give us the battle we deserve. I don't know anyone who likes The Empire Strikes Back. As far as I'm concerned this is almost 40 years too late. At last Disney is correcting the mistakes of the past.

*mmmhmmmr*

Nootka

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>>87533367
Cabinda

>>87533540
FUCKING [BASKETBALL] AMERICANS

you're exaggerating and probably a britbong yourself.

>>87533075
>doesn't feed off his stereotype

Was literally a bull and cucked Jez multiple times. Attractive, handsome, had a white guy literally want to suck his dick or be him.

>>87533075
is that holly wayne!,

>>87532992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhpkLe8kdcE

>Beth walks in the garage looking for her dildo
>sees Pickle Rick
>"guess that will have to do :)"

>>87532992
I turned myself in to your mommy morty!

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Depends on the activities.

>>87532983
>>87533046
that guy killed himself after he tried hard to get a part on the movie "harts war" only for all his scenes to get edited out of the movie

Not funny, asshole.

>>87532874
because they are geniuses

>>87532874
I want to pour all my cum in her ladyhole.

>>87532874
How is her named pronounced? Is it the normal "Jennifer," or is it "Yennyfer?"

So many Nolan movies.

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>>87532867

>>87532867
>PTA's entire filmography
False. He's one of the very best American writers & filmmakers of his generation, only the Coen brothers are ahead of him. Just because normies like them too doesn't mean they aren't good.

Aronofsky is overrated, Black Swan is overrated, but still far from a "poorly made piece of shit"

>>87532838
The trailer is better than the film, the music is alright if you like synthy electro stuff.

its a challenging one for sure but imo its really well crafted, and is very deliberate

>>87532838
eh it's alright. some say it's shallow, but then again an autist wrote an essay about its symbolism, you can read that after it

>>87532736
>period drama sandwiched between Star Trek into Darkness and F&F 6
LOL

>>87532901
>period drama

More like a fantasy

>>87532736
It's the story of a wealthy douche, played by a wealthy douche.
No thanks.