I can help!
for what purpose?
>>84239450
>literally the reddit: the series
muh marcus sue mr wrench
Yes there already was a film and yes it was decent, but it doesn't compare to the novel and doesn't capture its magic.
So, I ask you /tv/, who could direct a Moby Dick film that could stand shoulder to shoulder with the original? Who would you cast?
While the Hobbit films make me dubious, if he could recapture that LotR magic, I'd like to see Peter Jackson give it a go. Give him the time and budget he had to do LotR and I reckon it could be great. Just make sure he sticks to one movie though and not fucking three.
As for casting I've found that difficult. Ahab needs to be perfect. What do you think?
>>84239354
did you not like moby dick 1956 ?
or in the heart of the sea?
Both are excellent sailor flicks and as far as life as sea is portrayed they did amazing jobs as showing a sailors life on a long journey.
The fact that you think itd make a good movie says a lot about you.
Have u even read it?
Make a porn movie about a black guy named mobey.
Cast the actors
first Knight of Cups and now this
and with so many famous actors, are you fucking kidding me
what the hell is wrong with him? who the fuck likes this pretentious crap?
I do. Although Song to Song wasn't nearly as great as Knight of Cups.
people that appreciate emotion and understand how memories relate to them.
malick is the only director to represent the way life is recalled faithfully.
>>84240688
>malick is the only director to represent the way life is recalled faithfully
"no"
love STS and KOC but he's not the only one
Thoughts?
pretty disappointing IMO
>>84239174
i haven't seen it but judging by the threads (or lack thereof) it was pretty forgettable
>>84239174
It was about as good as the first
Better than WW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQFIR9Crtk0
Remember the first movie?
Holy shit it was amazing.
What the fuck went wrong? All other movies are dogshit.
Transformers was never good. People usually think the original was a good movie because it was the first of its kind, but I saw the first three movies and they are on the same level of trash. Watchable, but I don't get why the first one is so praised while the second one gets so much shit.
>U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons wrote in a 2009 column that Bay had Megan Fox wash his (unspecified) Ferrari at his home as part of her audition for her role in the first Transformers movie. And since Bay was doing "official" auditions, he apparently recorded every minute of it.
>Solomons reportedly asked Fox if she knew where the footage was, and he says she was unsure, adding that she was "concerned" as to where it may be. According to Solomons, Bay all but confirmed the tape's existence, allegedly saying "Er, I don't know where it is either" when asked by the broadcaster.
I remember thinking Megan Fox is the most beautiful and perfect woman in the world.Then Gal Gadot happened
What do I think about America's involvement in the war? Well I think we should win.
>>84239093
And we would've won too if those video game journalist commies hadn't sabotaged us.
>>84239093
Why is the M60 such a cool fucking weapon?
WHO'S THE LEADER OF THE CLUB THAT'S MADE FOR YOU AND ME?
Is there a worse interviewer in talk show history than Stephen Colbert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L8GLCYKaTI
>>84238963
Jon Oliver
>$1.75 has been deposited in your account!
>>84238963
chevy chase's show was only on air for a few weeks
also, colbert isn't a bad interviewer
you're just an assmad sperg
mad af that burr's views don't get better traction with the audience
Cast it.
>>84238550
ooh grimey and edgy book so good
>>84238550
No.
Anime cant be kin-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx5PzsN1Q7g
season 2 was so fucking slow paced and boring
literally nothing fucking happened over 12 episodes and now we gotta wait a year or 2 to see if something actually happens
>>84238531
>english
Won't be long until a butthurt mod deletes this.
Their plan to kill the alien didn't make a lick sense, but it was fun to watch.that fucker spent a good 5 minutes in vacuum. How the fuck does suffocating it inside the station seem like a good idea. How the hell could it have routed from the thruster nozzles to the interior of the station?
fun movies that don't make sense thread?
>>84238509
Is posting this image with retard babble in the spoiler text a meme now or is it just one person who's literally a babbling retard doing it?
Watch the film and don't have tabs open and also don't play a video game during. Theater watchers didn't have these stupid questions for a reason.
>set up a quarantineed lab to keep out alien lifeforms
>completely disregard that quarantine because your body got his hand broken
>install sprinklers which make the lab not quarantineed at all
SCIENCE!
>>84238578
>last-ditch firewall procedure involves precision docking
>module can be opened from the other side
Why wasn't firewall 5 an ICBM?
I find that its a perfect add-on to the first
also the theme of nostalgia is good and strong
bit too many nods to the first one for my taste. But still solid
It was great. Only scene I didnt like was him saving Spud from suicide in the nick of time. Felt overly sentimental and on the nose. Great beginning with the work out room. Love that Spud, Sickboy and Rents have a somewhat happy ending and are all genuine friends at the end of the day.
>Choose screaming about abortion. Choose rape jokes, slut shaming, revenge porn, and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened -- and if it did, it was the Jews.
In today's political climate. would the sopranos be successful today?
or would people blacklist it for its racism, homophobia and stuff?
>>84238417
>couldn't make this today!
Fuck I hate this meme
Get out of your fucking fishbowl
>>84238417
it would be just as successful but there'd be a ton of articles on sites nobody ever reads that would get posted here about it being problematic.
>>84238437
you're a fucking moron
I work in hollywood and half the middle managment are dry-cunt feminists whose ONLY job is to ensure political correctness.
If the sopranos were made today you'd have at least two women mobster characters and Tony would have to learn the stuggles of his wife
how does this make you feel?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/wonder-woman-box-office-female-director
>Give men crazy strong sexual desires
>Most of the times they are literally imposible or illegal to bring to life
What did God mean by this?
>>84238238
My blood begins to simmer.
All I want is to read what they're saying without having to give their site traffic.
Was it so hard for you to put it in a pastebin?
>>84238283
>implying it's even worth reading
Just scream about SJWs, kikes and whores and it's all good
I never saw this because everyone here said it was literally the worst movie of all time.
I finally got around to watching it expecting the worst and it was fine, even enjoyable and I actually wanted to see what would happen next.
Now my only regret is that I didn't see it in theaters like I could have so I say again, FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.
>>84237971
Okay Reddit.
>>84237971
>I actually wanted to see what would happen next
go watch Empire Strikes Back
TFA is a literal scene for scene rip off of ANH
so the next movie is going to follow the exact plot of Empire
>>84237971
It's a very well done film. It's trendy to hate on it but they did a nice job. None of the Star Wars movies are perfect, this one isn't, but it doesn't need to be. Let's see if they screw up 8 & 9, hopefully they pull it off.
why do they always put sjw and anti white male propaganda into movies nowadays. they change light yagami, a high class asshole, into some white male school shooter type along the lines of Kylo Ren.
Light Turner
> incel school shooter
> white male
> edgy and weak chinned ugly dude
> sociopathic
Haven't we already had enough villianous depictions of white males?
Also
L
>asian dude in og adaptation
> black dude in netflix adaptation
..
fuck Jewwood
>>84237970
When was the last time the West made a good live action anime adaptation?
>>84237970
I don't give a shit if the actor is black as long as he can act out his character. There's literally no reason to care other than jumping on the anti sjw bandwagon.
>>84238021
Let me think....
never?