>About to watch lawrence of arabia
>look up runtime
>watch Lawrence of Arabia
>get to intermission
>pretend I'm back in an old-timey theater, engaging in riveting conversation with my classy, intellectual companions about what we just watched for the length of said intermission
kino coming through
extacly. He is Midas of Hallowood. Everything he touch turns into gold. Even "Mummy" scored more than it was expected after such bad reviews.
ALSO, what people often forget
Tom Cruise is king of home boxoffice, his movies are top-selling DVD/BluRay/Steaming league.
Wat does /tv/ think of Nocturnal Animals?
I actually think it could be /our movie/.
what is being implied here exactly?
Is this the most embarrassing Hollywood movie of all time?
2 words HELLA EPIC
>sherlock holmes has received countless modern-day adaptations, including retarded american hollywood adaptations
>agatha christie works like miss marple and hercule poirot get a bit of BBC treatment and nothing else, even though she was a far superior mystery author
Really chogs the nog.
yeah all that racist jingoism is such a better read
Is this prankino?
>Joker vs Joker challenge!
>Ok Sal, what I'm gonna need you to do is get in your knees, unzip Murr's pants and just start jerking him off
>(Murr twitches his neck)
>(Sal covers his eyes and tries not to laugh)
>Do it or you lose!
>your user base is primarily millennials
>pay Jerry Seinfeld 100 million dollars for a stand-up special
Lol is Netflix trying to go bankrupt?
i saw seinfeld a couple of weeks ago, his new material is actually really good. i think netflix is trying to reclaim some credit after a couple of duds with guys who are normally pretty solid.
Dude, Jewish People...the Show
>Miller: One, Furiosa needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a robotic arm. Two, whenever Furiosa's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Furiosa"?
>Take one of the most iconic movie scenes ever.
>Ruin it with retarded lore.
What the fuck was Aunt Jackie's problem?
We do not speak of that sacrilege.
ITT: Fictional characters you can beat up