What's the best way to watch movies? imo it's like this. It's comfy with the laptop up close and you can shitpost on the chan whenever the movie gets boring.
Buying a big screen TV and a sound system is a waste of money. And movie theaters are just for blowjobs.
I just have to be seated. I start feeling sleepy if I lay down, no matter what I'm watching
Subtle but we still know
>>82956016
This girl is gonna be 200lbs soon if she keeps stuffing those pretzel sticks down her gullet.
Is anyone else disappointed with the pacing of Samurai Jack?
First half of the season was GOAT where he was practically Liam Neeson. Second half feels way too rushed and the tone is completely different.
Why are they only doing 10 episodes? All other season had 13.
What does /tv/ think?
nope
i'm loving it
>They trimmed the 3 new seasons down to 1 season. They kept core plot points and cut the rest. The bit where Jack rallies the good creatures of the world into a rebellion to save Ashi from Aku's grasp.
>But now it cuts out all of that. The original final season was going to be the entirety of the battle against Aku. Sort of like a season of Game of Thrones. We're talking about a Return of the King tier showdown and instead it'll be a single 30 minute episode (~22 with commercials)
>>82955714
Last episode was right out of the pinnacle of the first seasons. The episode before it was cut from the same magnificent cloth as well.
Some episodes fell flat this season (like maybe 1 or 2) but most so far are what we love and cherish from years ago.
GO GO KINO RANGERS
Broke my heart when I found out that's a dude in the pink ranger costume. Not even a trap, just a guy.
>>82955689
Now that's depressing. Goodnight.
>>82955658
amy jo and jason frank were here in houston (last weekend)
pretty awesome
>movie about wealthy politicians in the 1960s sending men to die in the vietnam war
>it is me/unfortunate son starts playing
>it is me
you had one fucking job
>>82955532
>movie about wealthy men in the 1970's trying to have a dinner
>it's all a dream
>>82955555
Get thread initiated
it was shit
I am glad you made this thread. We don't have any Covenant threads yet, so i was waiting for someone to finally make one. Thanks anon, you're doing god's work.
you want to know what isn't shit homeboys in outer space check it out if you can find it
>>82955372
*kino
My cunt overprotective parents wouldn't allow me to watch movies outside of romcoms and some PG-13 action movies like Thor.
I've barely seen any classics. I recently saw Terminator 1&2, one flew over the cuckoos nest, the shining, and The Godfather. I really liked them
Please please suggest what movies I should watch (horror, classics, psychological thrillers, action, etc.) because I'm so new to this movie scene and idk what to watch
Problem Child 2
Chinatown
Sunset Boulevard
Silence of the Lambs
>>82955349
Drive
>woman goes into labor scene
>>82955291
>"Push!"
>*she starts screaming and they cut to a man taking a shit*
Sick of this trope.
>sex scene
>long and graphic enough to be awkward with the family
>short and obscured enough that you cant fap to it later
>>82955291
>"somebody get some water!"
You know the drill
>>82955188
>protagonist on the ground, seemingly defeated
>antagonist raises weapon, about to strike protag down
>something miraculously intervenes at the perfect moment
This is the worst fucking cliche and I'm ready for it the die
>>82955188
>You know the drill
you too, OP
>>82955188
Nice Webm anon
>Need to watch Split now that it is out with a real release.
How do we claw our way out of the hell we are currently stuck in? Stop for a second and ask yourself when was the last time you watched a film that was truly worthy of being called a masterpiece. Now ask yourself what year it was filmed. If that year is after 1996 you don't know jack about cinema pal.
>>82955153
OK. You are shilling Baywatch though.
>>82955198
No I'm not I'm disgusted by it and am using it as an example for how horrible film has become. Now anyone can be an actor proof is in this picture not a single talented actor here.
>>82955282
There was not a single talented actor in the original Baywatch. Most people are so fucking stupid that they do no care about talent. You probably know that you are advertising this flick and daring faggots to watch it. And they will watch it since they are so brainwashed that they think sitting in front of a screen is a legitimate way of socializing.
What did they mean by this?
>>82955038
What a silly movie. Good action though.
Jews and Muslims are allowed to lie about sweet nothings to penetrate your civilization.
>>82955038
>tfw the BBC ain't as B as u thought
Don't mind me, I'm just pirating this peace of art.
>>82955035
you would be if you didn't pay the museum admission fee
The artist consented for the painting to be hung there. The creator has a right to dictate the distribution of his creation outside of people's private property. This includes the internet because it is a public space.
>>82955054
but in the process of viewing it his brain makes an illegal copy of it and stores it for later personal rewatching, without paying the museum again. this really shouldnt be legal should it?
so this is how Warner Bros. will get good reviews for Wonder Woman.
https://youtu.be/ji8JNuc9_hY
>tfw it's too late to get into the youtube movie review business
>tfw never get free stuff from studios to give their movies glowing reviews
that Wonder Woman figure looks very cool. very cool.
>>82955004
is that really all it takes? a bunch of poorly put together plastic that makes noise?
I respect her opinions on movies but she is often wrong
clever girl...
>>82954928
Daily Reminder.
Dinosaurs are a hoax.
No full dinosaur skeleton has been found intact. All dinosaur skeletons in Museums are artist renditions or cast composites.
You must have a license to 'hunt' dinosaur bones....there's only a half dozen places on Earth you can legally do it too.
Last, dinosaurs couldn't survive on Earth in this day and age. The gravity is too great for their bodies to support. They would have had to exist in a time when Gravity was 1/3 or less than what it is now.
So, this movie is complete GARBAGE.
I think the Elites were laughing at us when they made this movie. "Stupid public thinks dinosaurs are real. HAHA!"
>>82955314
fpbp
>>82955314
>>82955488
At this point I don't know if /pol/ is being ironic or not. What I know for certain is that they've ruined this site forever
>Christian character is portrayed in a positive light
>Christian character is portrayed in a positive light
>Atheist character is portrayed in a semi-neutral, asynchronous light
>>82954957
just watched On Stranger Tides last night. the christian guy being portrayed positively was actually a huge breath of fresh air and one of the most enjoyable parts of the film
DUDE
TOTALLY UNORIGINAL DICK JOKE POPCORN MOVIE ABOUT TO MAKE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY LOL
>Name the next TV show turned into self aware comedy movie
>>82954882
I won't watch it either. With countless gigabytes of porn why would Le Alexandra Daddario do anything for me? It's all pixels.
>>82954926
Murder, She Wrote