What does this facial expression convey? And why does Universal Studios have a real doll of Emma Watson laying in bed?
Wut dat mouf do tho?
>OK Emma in this scene we need you lay still with a shocked expression on your face for 20 seconds
>No
>>78907733
because she was petrified in the second movie
Is Grace Randolph's beyond the trailer the one single youtube channel worth wasting your time on? Her opinions are 100% patrician, she knows the difference between cancer flick and based kino even in narrow niches and she's qt.
Prove me wrong
>>78907716
i really hate the way she speaks
>>78907716
T H I C C
>>78907728
I'm with you on this
just checked the channel out after reading the OP, and it's hard to watch
Seinfeld or Frasier?
Frasier. I've never unironically laughed once at Seinfeld.
>>78907679
>whats the deal with freud? more like fraud, am i right people?!
frasier.
Definitely Frasier.
Comfier, more rewatchable, better city.
Why are knifes associated with villains and guns associated with heroes?
A knife fight is a lot more honourable than a gun fight and killing your enemy up close and personal is braver than shooting him from 100's of meters away
let off some steam bennett
Knife fights are awesome when done well like in Under Siege but too hard to pull off
>>78907479
Bullets are quick and painless in the movies.
Knife fights are slow and painful.
Hero shouldn't torture.
blah blah blah.
Why does /tv/ hate this?
It's funny and comfy as fuck.
>>78907435
If you're fourteen years old maybe.
>>78907435
It was until the kid grew up and Sheen's drug problem got outta control.
>>78907460
my dad is the most serious man you can imagine and he liked it very much.
it is what it is,some entertainment that doesnt have to be a masterpiece.
How should I feel about this?
K I N O
Kojimbo looks like shit in this pic.
>>78907317
>mads will never be your dad
Choose watching a needless sequel to a classic movie.
Choose being a good follow up to classic film and being a reflection on our generation of tourists visiting our own pasts.
>makes a new thread because he got btfo in the old one by people who had actually seen it instead of jumping to conclusions
I know it's chic right now to hate incessant remakes and sequels but you're not achieving anything here
>>78907309
There's a second book you fucking idiot
>I criticise films despite having never written one
Do scripts for youtube videos count
>>78907306
>I criticise films despite having never painted a single painting
It's a visual medium, storycuck. Go impress /lit/ with your writing.
>I complain the food is shit despite not being a chef
What did I think of this?
you thought Emma Roberts was really fucking cute in it.
The movie itself was kinda dumb, and its message of WAHH THE INTERNET IS SCARY is preachy. But its still fun enough to be a guilty pleasure
>>78907250
>Emma Roberts
DROPPED
>>78907212
The only thing I remember is that beta kid getting cucked by Franco
Whats some essential bielcore?
>>78907126
>image.jpg
Her ass on my face: the motion picture
>It doesn't matter who we are
>What matters is our plan
The message here was clearly that your identity is not important, but rather your actions are. This is why Baneposting resonates so well with 4chan where our identities don't matter. Hell, it was this close to being moot's last words. Yet many people here obsess with identity politics so much, how can they call themselves Baneposters? All I can say anymore is Bravo Nolan.
>>78907093
>its not who i am underneath, but what i do that defines me
It's because Bane is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve. He arises from the darkness when you to battle alt fact trolls. Like happened when everyone was arguing if Pennywise's final form was a Drider or a Spider. Obviously due to the anatomy it's a drider. And Bane helped rule over those threads. Now no one argues because the spider/drider wars have ended and the driders won. Bane was there in our time of need.
>>78907093
>The message here was clearly that your identity is not important, but rather your actions are
oh so it's just like Batman Begins with the "not who you are but what you do that defines you"
nolan is a fucking hack
>55 years old
>>78907043
She looks a little older tb.h.
still would lads
Aunt May lookin gud
Who's your favorite animal actor, /tv/?
>>78906935
Maggie Smith
>>78906935
Private Connor
ITT: things we heard leaving the theater after seeing Split
"that sucked"
"I agree"
"Was that bruce willis at the end?"
"Oh I get it it's a sequel to the 6th sense!"
>Who the FUCK is "Mr. Glass?" Asking for our money back.
Literally 90% of my IMAX theater was filled with Asians. I'm not racist. I have Asian friends but still why JUST Asians?? Is there some quirky Asian status quo about these films that I'm not aware of?? And damn a lot of these Asians take these movies seriously as FCK too!! No laughing at the jokes or reacting to the action sequences. What makes Asians FLOCK to these types of movies??
By the way I did think The Final Chapter was better than the last 2 RE movies Paul Anderson has done.
why would it be racist to notice a lot of asians in your cinema?
Asians have good taste
>>78906922
They're all Capcom employees. Japan ships them over and makes them watch the RE movies over and over again, all day, just to get the grosses up. That's why they keep getting made.
Prove me wrong.