>it's a character finds out they have an unwanted pregnancy plotline
>no one even suggests getting an abortion
Abortion is murder and normal non-degenerates don't even consider it.
>>84360976
>>84359946
>USA lul :')
>>84359946
>amerikuk "family values"
if there are no unwanted babbys who will they send off to die in wars of foreign conquest? THINK man.
>The long-gestating Jumanji sequel takes place decades after Joe Johnston’s 1995 film, which starred Robin Williams as Alan Parrish and Bonnie Hunt as Sarah Whittle, as well as Kirsten Dunst as Judy Shepherd and Bradley Pierce as Peter Shepherd. Although there are no plans to bring back any of the original cast members (especially considering that Williams has since passed away), there’s still the possibility that the studio could use archive footage for flashback sequences.
>Instead, the Jumanji sequel follows the adventures of four new teenagers who come into contact with the Jumanji video game and, consequently, get sucked into its world. In doing so, they immediately become adults — and they are: Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone (former gamer Spencer), Kevin Hart as Moose Finbar (former football jock Fridge), Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse (former wallflower Martha), and Jack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon (former “popular girl” Bethany). According to the synopsis, they must discover how Alan beat the game all those years ago and escape the world themselves.
>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is directed by Jake Kasdan (Bad Teacher, New Girl), and based on a screenplay by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers, as well as Scott Rosenberg and Jeff Pinkner. Thus far, audiences have only gotten one first look at the film, which itself caught flak for Gillan’s “skimpy” outfit, though she says there’s a valid reason for her wearing that outfit in the upcoming sequel. Perhaps that’s something that will be addressed in the movie’s first trailer, which Seven Bucks Productions has announced will release this Thursday.
WOAHHHHHHHH LOOOORRDDDYYYY
GET HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1w7uLz3dg
get #litty
>>84359824
>not Jumanji The Rundown
fucking DROPPED
I'm excited for this R RATED piss pants shit show at my local cineplex - forget about the critics!
ITT: Post your film idea in a logline and I'll grade it.
I'm not a Jewish producer, I just wanna see what you guys come up with and help if I can. I love new, original ideas and want them to blossom.
Pic unrelated. It's to attract attention to this thread.
>>84359719
Will Smith seeks white women to be blacked.
A thriller/horror film about the sodder fire, following the parents trying to find their kids. Mild supernatural elements and lovecraftian elements included.
>>84359719
hello max landis
Any other similar teenage nostalgia kino you can recommend?
>>84359622
Who's your favorite character?
>>84359622
gotta say either Archie or Veronica
>>84359622
>teenage nostalgia
That's it. That's why I liked this show. This is a more accurate term than comfy
How many times did you watch it DC bros ?
>>84359612
6 times. And it gets worse with each rewatch.
>>84359612
atleast 15. UC, not theatrical.
>>84359612
Honestly like maybe 7 times and this is only because there's nothing else to watch.
Yub Nub or Victory Celebration?
>I may have gone too far in a few places.
The Victory. I mean, The Victory has a great score, a true score for defeating the heart of evil itself.
Yub Yub is just some teddy bears autistic singing and screeching to some gay tune. Bad way to end the franchise
>>84359427
>Bad way to end the franchise
But it didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uem7QFp0uKY&lc=z12bfnhjuxvdspsqt04cfprwbnuix1xio1k.1498586324353236
>>84359245
>that like to dislike ratio
>>84359328
Why is a big part of their identity being sexually degenerate in public?
>>84359417
>Why is a big part of their identity being sexually degenerate in public?
Fun story about working with a sjw
>I was working for a group of students a few years back on a game they were making, not a huge payday but enough to get me to do something other then my real job.
>Wrote the story, nothing great, but it works for what we needed.
>Needed to kill a character off, made a male medic who served in a few wars. Core of character is he has a drive to save life, has on several tours done something that would get him killed but survived. Playing off "two days from retirement" trope. He steps in front of another character getting nailed right through he heart.
>Character is a lamb to slaughter but is needed for a key moment.
>So far we have a few more men in both team and characters then women.
>SJW joins the group due to her being gf to another programmer we couldn't get rid of, makes a stink about said "problem", so we change two characters to female.
>Medic gets changed to a woman, nothing else besides gender.
>She looses her shit that she only died because of her uterus, not paying attention to the story at all. I ask "What would you think if the character was originally male"
>Perks up "She is trans?" like it changes the whole event somehow. Call her out on not knowing nor caring about the character, only the genitals. Tell her its poor story telling, and its poor art to change a character to something so cliche just because its triggering her.
>Never see any more progress of the job since then seeing as she baby raged with her beta.
Project died shortly after and most the stuff got abandoned. Still got payed. But its clear they don't care about being good or bad or even making any real sense, at her core the medic was a driven character who wanted nothing more then to make the world a safe and happy place, willing to give her life to save people yet all that nut job saw was a vagina doing something that was sexist by her standards.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spider_man_homecoming
>dude remember iron man? lmao
>>84359196
It's a SHOP. This movie is gonna be pure kino, one epic good time, it's our time again
>No consensus yet
Futurama
Mad Men
Reign of Fire (film)
LOTR (films)
24
These dubs
the dark knight rises
>>84359190
You seem too deep on Internet culture
Stop. Go outside. Watch a western or two. Drink a black beer
>there are people who liked this shit
probably the most obnoxious movie I've ever seen
>>84358912
its fun comic book movie
why not?
>>84358912
Clusterfucks of styles are my weakness. Good flick.
they've really written themselves into a corner here
how the fuck is Jimmy going to become the heartless coward that is Saul Goodman? how the fuck does Mike become the cold murdering drug-brute that he is in BB?
they haven't just changed in BB, they're entirely different people
Mike in BCS seems to entirely contradict Mike's "No Half Measures" story in BB. He has this horrible experience as a cop and decides no half measures in dealing with criminals, then goes on to move to ABQ and make half measures literally every time he goes on an escapade with his sniping shoes bullshit
>>84359677
this
like why the fuck would he refrain from killing Hector just because some drug-lord told him to?
>>84358852
Meh, as long as Chuck is done and there's no more god-damned bingo scenes I might be tempted to watch season 4.
Do you britbongs remember Raven on CBBC? Well this is Raven from the new series coming soon on CBBC.
>>84358790
Comparison picture.
How predictable
Fuck that, give me Aquila
Holy shit this is so good
>>84358725
Yung peep :^)
LOL
>>84358725
It is perfect, even /tv/ is never complaining about it. You notice how there are almost never the wire, sopranos, leftovers, six feet under threads?
I got the first episode free with Prime but the others require an HBO Go trial for it, should I just get the trial right now?
Why are good aviation movies either severely underrated,
unknown, and are diamonds in the rough?
>>84358577
Memphis Belle
shit hammy acting by a wide range of future stars as everyone does it for the money or exposure with a trite script nodoubt sold to them as "oscar worthy", but the aerial cinematography is just gorgeous. Watch it for the planes & technical beauty.
Also I'd recommend Empire of the Sun.
The planes fill little screen time overall but a love of them is central to christian bales dubs.. err. whatever. he points alot.
>>84359851
>>84359716
Seen em both, good choices anon, although I must ask: Have you seen Dr.Strangelove or Royal Space Force?
Jannies are cunts Edition
Last Time >>84355235
Fuck they made 2 threads again. we getting /banned/
When are they axing Moffat? I'm ready for this show to be good again.
inb4 anti-plastic