Why does he always scream so loud when he cums?
You never see Hank come.
TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.
DINNER
>>87139570
How about a FUCK for LUCK
>>87139583
Don't mind if I do!
Chris? Why don't you fuck off?
ohh youre hard
AND THE TABLE? I SHUPPOSHE, THAT'SH OFF HARRENHAL ASH WELL?
>>87139464
is he ded?
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY TABLE
>>87140223
Does the pope molest little boys?
>You fought in the Clone Wars?
>Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
>That reminds me. Luke, did I ever tell you that in our prime (which happened to be a mere 19 years ago), the Jedi had Dragon Ball Z powers and could karate-chop armies single-handedly at a machine-gun's pace, run at lightning fast speed, deflect blaster bolts with stunning precision, jump tens of thousands of feet in the air, and hover around for prolonged periods of time? "Crouching Jedi, Hidden Sith" sums up that era well.
>Now that I'm an old man (well, I look 70 but I'm actually supposed to be 57 according to George Lucas's prequel timeline), I can't do any of that anymore. Time is not a good friend.
I've read this twice and it didn't get any funnier
The Obi-Wan spinoff will address this
My money is on something like Obi-Wan deciding to spend almost all of his energy on understanding the Force instead of honing his combat abilites. It would make sense still the nigga was most likely the first (?) jedi in history to join the force with his own fucking mind power.
Also there's the pain, stress and guilt of having trained Anakin. Living on the shithole known as Tatooine will also age you, it is not a kind environment to live in.
>>87139419
>Watching Ace Ventura 2 with my little brother
>Laugh the whole movie
>Suddenly Ace starts masturbating furiously in front of the camera
How did this get past the censor?
>Suddenly Ace starts masturbating furiously in front of the camera
fakenews
Who will be casted as Rich Piana in Michael Bay's inevitable feature film biopic?
i used to be in favor of them, after all if they are mediocre at least its more exposure and money for the creators, but holy shit the diarrhea in film form of the last years. Is it finally over? or they will keep making them?
>Is it finally over?
Never. It can slow down, but it will never be over.
>>87139213
Netflix Death Note was good.
>>87139362
Not it wasn't, i'm pretty sure
Why do TVs come with motion interpolation on by default?
To save screem time
>they want me to believe they're father and son
HAHAHA
NIGGA LOOKS LIKE WILL SMITH
watching the trailer you just KNOW it's one of those muh psychological horror it wasn't even real dude it was all in your head LMAO kind of movie
>>87139159
wife's son
>>87140036
kek
>that happy, peaceful time right before shit hits the fan in a horror/thriller movie.
anyone else shut off movies before the bad stuff happens?
>>87139158
Why? That part is usually boring and generic.
Will Avatar 2 be Sam Worthington's second chance at a Hollywood career?
What about avatar 3, 4 and 5?
>>87139363
he will be replaced by a black guy before 3 comes out
Is this guy a good director? I haven't seen any of his films.
>DUDE SCARY MOVIE LADY
sansa
The rape.. Sansa..
>>87139063
Yeah yeah the rape we have had this thread 5 times today already
Thoughts on The Last Kingdom?