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>>82555792
Noah when Jennifer Connelly keeps screaming out "Punish me! PUNISH MEEE NOAH! Punish me!"

The opening of Sin City.

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>>82555792
Three hour long raging erection.

>>82555770
Hangover 2
Horrible Bosses 2
Ted 2

I need to stop letting my friends talk me into seeing "comedy" sequels

Due date was good faggot

Deadpool

>>82555740

Almost everything that says its a true story then wildly distorts the facts to make it a better movie/show/whatever

>>82555769
Yeah but Fargo isn't even remotely true. The entire story is fiction. Most other films that claim to be "true" usually have some factual basis, even if it's wildly distorted.

>>82555740

It's is based off the murder of Helle Crafts by her husband. Forensic Dukes has a great episode on it.

>>82555727
When did umbrellas come with legs?

someone kill this yucky little pig

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>>82555752
I just spat tea on my monitor

Did you even see young Kurt Russel in Guardians of the Galaxy 2?

'Cause they farm it all out to China to maximize profits. Also 0 taste.

>>82555717
Yes but other than that the movie looked like shit.

Is /tv/ ever right

>>82555503
watch it its very funny lol

>>82555567
yes. unless you're a redditor crying about contrarians because /tv/ hates pleb garbage. and we actually like rick and morty here

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>>82555498
>film has an ending

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>>82555498
>TV series has a fucking depressing ending
>leaves you emotionally wrecked even though you know it's not real but your subconscious thinks it is because you've been watching it for so long

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>>82555498

>movie you always wanted never gets made
>tv show you always wanted to watch never airs

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i could never be a cop. as soon as some nigger or white trash gave me attitude i'd slap the cigarette right out of their mouths

Depressing and repetitive
Something people watch to make them feel temporarily better about their own shitty lives

>>82555555

>>82555487
My noose is getting tight

why do you post this daily if you don't try discuss it

90s sitcoms are the pinnacle of tv. becker, everybody loves raymond, seinfeld, frasier, roseanne, king of queens, dinosaurs, will and grace. truly a golden era

>>82555291
>t. Woman

>>82555359
>t. teenage boy who's never had any friends or been in a fight.

Smart people do not end up in Murrikan military

This movie was good. Fuck you, fun hating dickhead.

Damn, Vin Diesel looks like THAT?

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>>82555169
>GotG2 starts with a fight during the intro credits because the camera is focused on Baby Groot dancing to music
>literally no progress until the credits end and then we see the fight

>GotG gives detail what happens to Quill then later shows him walking on a planet during the intro credits
>Quill turns on his music halfway in as he's exploring some ruins til he finds an artifact all during the intro credits
>it ends as soon as he's discovered

It's like they thought people only liked retro rock music and the dancing, but the first movie had plot moving forward while we have to wait after a forced Baby Groot scene in the second.
Really rustled my jimmies.

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TANJAREEN

>>82555082
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In Africa, they have no concept of a 'promise'. The closest they have is 'I will have a go'. Most Africans simply do not understand the concept of promises, and its one reason why as a nation they are so useless and shamelessly self centred.

Christopher learned 'promise' in Africa, so there's a damn good chance he's not coming back.

>>82554795
>CAPTAIN WINTERS!!!!!

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The absolute fucking madan

Is this show actually good?

>>82554679
>Sense8 tells the story of eight strangers: Capheus, Sun, Nomi, Kala, Riley, Wolfgang, Lito and Will, each from a different culture and part of the world. When the eight suddenly experience a vision of the violent death of a woman called Angelica, they discover that they are "sensates": otherwise normal humans linked with a mental and emotional connection, making them able to sense and communicate with each other, as well as share their knowledge, language and skills. While trying to live their lives and figure out how and why this connection has happened and what it means, they are aided by another sensate, Jonas, who is trying to protect them from a similarly empowered sensate called "Whispers", who leads an organization that hunts down his own kind by tapping into their psychic link.

Is this as YA sci-fi as it sounds?

>>82554832
It has more LGBTQWERTYUIOP than the average YA garbage.

>>82554832
Yes, but add a pansexual orgy, cocksucking in a bathroom stall, and a 1p minute birthing montage