>movie starts
>credits roll for several minutes
>>83455844
I hate this more in tv shows desu
Also
>movie's title appears at the end of the movie
>>83455844
James Bond movies
literally most movies made before the 70s. watch more films
Is Activated Armond the only #litty critic?
>>83455761
He's a FAN not a CRITIC.
RAUNCHY
Faggot. You think this is funny, some negro talking about the naughtiness. But it's a white girl he's fucking.
What are the best Shakespeare movies /tv/?
I'm a fan of Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet and Michael Fassbender's Macbeth.
Romeo+Juliet is fun
>>83455628
King Lear (Jean-Luc Godard)
>>83455628
The recent Macbeth is fantastic
ITT: unintentionally funny scenes
Yes, we all know about the plane scene. Try to post others.
>>83455604
laughed my fooking heed off to that one
same brah xD
>>83455604
Not to be an ultra edge lord or anything (I remember the 6 hundred gorillion, don't come at me jews pls) but The pianist had several of these.
-The guy in the wheelchair tossed from the balcony
-That kid beaten to death
-When the pianist doesn't have anything to eat and makes a stupid face.
-When he is looking at a way to open the can of peaches.
-The last supper when they share a candy between the 5 a candy sold by a jew kid for an exhorbitant price
-When the nazis bad guys lift a bed and there are several jews hiding there and they maschinenpistole'd them
And many others.
I NEED A MOVIE THAT WILL GET MY GF HORNY
city of gods
thank me later
>>83455582
Moonlight
Black Orpheus
Bad Boys (I and II)
Requiem for a dream
Kids
>I'm guilty
>actually I'm not, I just said that so you'd watch the next episode
Fucking DROPPED
veronica has chubby arms though she's gonna get fat soon
>>83455492
it's the tv equivalent of click-bait
>>83455548
shut the fuck up virgin,
At last we will have revenge.
revenge for what
>guy who played Darth Maul also played the dickhead roommate in Shaun Of The Dead
>>83455499
The Jedi Persecution of anyone that chooses to practice the Dark Side of the Force.
The Jedi have a narrow, dogmatic view.. they fail to encompass a larger view of the Force.
>We need Ethan Hawke
>He's not available, but I can get the next best thing
Every morning there's a halo hangin
From the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
>Ethan Hawke married Kayden Kross
feels weird man
why the fuck wouldn't Ethan Hawke be available.
Name a scarier cave movie.
>>83455409
There is no scarier movie period.
why it scary?
>>83457044
because it's depressing :(
saw it in theater with my mom, we both walked out feeling really down
.
Whoops, missed /pol/ again.
My bad guys, teehee!
>>83455350
Face it libshit, Hillary lost
>>83455309
This isn't real, this is memes
ITT: Overrated actors
C'mon bro, just let me jerk you off.
Morgan Freeman
Ryan Gosling
Idris Elba
Jake Gyllenhaal
Meryl Streep
Sam Jackson
Christoph Waltz
Why is American society so obsessed with sex?
lol whatever virgin
>>83454995
Holy shit 18? Can you bros imagine?
>tfw lost my virginity before age 18
suck it nerds
>You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.
holy shit
>>83454893
>>83454893
How the fuck are we gonna join Superman in the sun when we just fucking pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement?
>>83454993
Strip away all that nasty ozone and bask directly in all those glorious UV rays, just like Superman.
>>83455028
But we are not from Krypton. We are from earth. When he drinks the Sun's rays he gets stronger. When we do it we get cancer.
THANKS TRUMP
You know what's kind of depressing? When Hollywood starts making retrospective, Vietnam-style movies about the Iraq war, the soundtracks will be full of early/mid-00's bro rock like Hoobastank and Trapt. Instead of Senator's Son playing as the choppers enter the frame, it'll be something like "GET UP, GET UP, GET DOWN WITH THA SICKNESS!"
You know they've already made those right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6pZ2jeD87Y
>>83454784
Not really. "Iraq war" films so far have mostly been political statements by directors. It takes more time for retrospective/nostalgia-tinged films to start emerging. Films like "Platoon" and Full Metal Jacket were released more than a decade after the fall of Saigon, and more than two decades after the war became big in the mid-60's.
The reason the grocery store didn't cure Chuck's mental illness is that they didn't have this. Also Better Call Saul general.
>>83454686
>implying Chuck can be cured by falling in love with a woman
>it's a chuck becomes an electrician episode
>>83454686
Why do people keep posting this webm?