>it's an L Ron Hubbard episode
Shit had me in stitches.
>they didn't go into the Parsons/Hubbard ritual UFO connection
Disappointed 2bh
>>80278917
Could write in to them, maybe they will cover it next part?
What a pretentious waste of time.
>watching anything by the Wachosissies post-castration
A co-worker recommended this to me. I've never wanted a movie to finally be over so bad. The only thing it did for me was to get a new fetish for Korean sex slave clones.
>>80278352
the original book was already really pretentious of course they couldn't make anything good with it.
They redeemed themselves with Sense8 tho.
What are some movies about wizards
40 year old virgin
That movie with Fred Savage playing Super Mario Bros 3.
read a book desu
magic in books >>>>>> magic in films
The 1968 "Wizard of Earthsea" and its sequels are super enjoyable and a good starting point.
"Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up"
Name a better Twilight Zone Episode
Pro Tip:you cant
>>80278272
The Rip Van Winkle Caper
>>80278272
>not Nothing in the Dark
This is my favorite, so I'll just say "the Howling Man".
>>80278900
The "gold is worthless" twist in that wasn't that good but I still liked the episode.
Why was this panned exactly?
It's actually uplifting
I thought this was well-received?
At least I enjoyed it a lot, the ending is heartbreaking.
>>80278186
It wasn't
Principal Skinner sat in his office, a confused man. He was trying
to understand the rantings of groundskeeper Willie, but he had no
background in Scottish colloquialisms.
"I tell ye, Skinner, the lad was rimming his whole class in the
little boys room.," Willie shouted. "They were all lined up, peckers in
hand." Willie received a blank stare from Skinner which made the nerve in
his head start throbbing.
"Explain yourself, Willie."
"That's wha' I'm trying to do, ya doily-crocheting mama's boy."
"Who was rimming what?"
"Bart Simpson!! He was sucking the wieners of his classmates!"
The mist was clearing a bit for Skinner, but he wanted to be 100%
sure. "Weiner sucking?"
"Blowjobs, ya hopeless twit!!!."
"Hmmmm." The fog had cleared and his dick started to twitch.
"That will be all, Willie. I'll take it from here."
Willie walked out, muttering.
So, Bart Simpson is a pansy boy, thought Skinner. Perhaps he was
trying to tell me something all those times he mooned me. Of course, I
always had to give him detention whenever he did that. If word ever got
out that I actually enjoyed seeing his cute little tight butt,
Superintendent Chalmers would fire me.
Skinner pictured Bart naked and got a raging hard-on. He
fantasized himself and Simpson in bed together in a 69 position and moaned.
He imagined the tightness of Bart adolescent asshole, strangling his
pulsating dick. "Oh, mercy," he said.
Edna Krabbapple walked in without knocking and suggested a romantic
weekend in Capital City. His dick drooped. "You'll have to excuse me,
Edna. I have some important work to do." Edna became insulted and started
to walk out.
During the next ten minutes, Skinner "tidied himself up" combing
his toupee, straightening his tie, shining his shoes on his pant legs.
Bart would be there soon. He rummaged furiously through his desk drawers.
"Where the devil are those breath mints." He found one and pop it just a
small hand knock on the door. "Come in."
Bart Simpson strolled in, humming nonchalantly and took his usual
seat in front of Skinner's desk. "What'd I do now?"
Skinner was trembling. "Young man, it has come to my attention
that you have committed a lewd and lascivious act with your school chums."
"Speak English, man."
Skinner's gaze traveled up Bart's legs as far as they could. He
eyed his sweet young neck when he circled his chair. He resisted a
temptation to run his hand through his spiky blonde hair. Skinner then
took refuge behind his desk to hide his pants bulge. "Simpson, you have
been seen sucking dicks in the boys room."
Bart eyes bulged. "I wasn't me. You can't prove anything."
"Willie saw you."
Bart sighed and sneered. He folded his arms across is chest and
said, "Alright, Seymour, so I like to suck cock. So I like the feel of my
friends come shooting in my mouth. So it really gets me off. So what are
you gonna do about it?"
Simpson's smart-aleck attitude made Skinner even hornier. He
walked to his office door and locked it. "Young man, I see you're
scheduled for detention with me for the next two weeks for that stink bomb
incident."
"So what?"
"So I could make that detention disappear."
"If...?"
Skinner took his cue. He walked up to Bart, whose head was level
with his crotch and unzipped his fly. "You'll suck one more cock," he said
as he whipped it out.
"Whatever." Bart engulfed Skinner's entire dick in two
seconds. Seymour's head fell back as his eyelids fluttered. "Oh, shit,
that feels great. Ohhhh, yeah."
Bart popped his mouth off his dick and said, "Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha,"
then slipped it back in. His tongue played around the sensitive underside
of Seymour's cock as he sucked.
. So far, all he conquered were young dicks.
Seymour's was a challenge. He was determined to make him come in three
minutes or less. He reached into the Seymour's pants and tickled his balls
with his four fingers.
"Ohhhh, mother!," screamed Skinner. "Bart, that feels so fucking
good. Just keep sucking. I'm almost there." His knees were shaking. The
sweat was dripping down his face and neck into his suit. "Almost there."
He grabbed Bart's spiky head with both hands and started to fuck his face.
"Here it comes!"
Bart lips clamped down and sucked mightily. He yanked on Skinner's
balls. The first shot of come made him gag, but he soon recovered enough
to swallow Skinner's entire load.
Skinner was in heaven. He clenched his eyes and teeth, groaning.
He was afraid he would fall down. After the last spasm, he pulled his cock
out of Bart's mouth and sat down at his desk, trying to catch his breath.
Bart sat there, licking his lips.
"Cool." He gave Skinner a silly little grin. "That's the biggest
load I've swallowed yet. I've finally graduated to grown-up cock."
"Bart, that was fabulous," Seymour said calming down. "I probably
shouldn't tell you this, but I've always enjoyed your many moons."
"You mean when I used to do this?" Bart jumped to his feet, pulled
down his red shorts and flaunted his sweet little ass.
"Ohhhhhhhh, mercy."
"You wanna stick your cock in my hole, Seymour?"
"More than anything," he said.
"Ooooh, won't Edna be jealous."
"Edna? She can go chase herself."
Bart pulled up his shorts. "Well, gotta go. I've got convince
Milhouse to do my math homework for me. Later."
>>80278177
>>80278191
>>80278210
K I N O
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Was he a thing?
>>80278169
Yes, but Kurt realized it was pointless to keep fighting.
No, Kurt Russell was.
>>80278195
Why, he knew the world was at steak but just gave up?
Why didn't Daniel just tap, bros?
>poohbear
;__;
>>80278096
More importantly, why did Benoit murder his family ?
>>80278096
stubborn pride.
>Daily reminder
Fuck Michelle
>>80277892
Already did that m8
>>80278947
Imagine lusting after michelle when you can have cassie.
>>80278947
heyoo
Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys? I keep hearing about them.
>>80277842
>I keep hearing about them.
Huh, I thought Yewtree wrapped up last year.
to me
I'm considering watching The Blair Witch Project on Netflix. will it still scare me knowing that there's no jump scares? I really want to be scared!
>I prefer psychological horror over cheap jump-scares
>>80277762
It's got a great atmosphere. The feeling of being lost in dark isolated woods while you and your mates slowly break down mentally.
>>80277762
It's one of the most effectively scary horror movies in that it relies not on cheap jump scares but setting a tone and atmosphere of anxiety and terror which is why it sticks with you long after it ends. Watch it in complete darkness with the volume turned loud
Can someone give me some movie/TV show recommendations?
Mudasir fags on suicide watch
>>80277743
technically speaking, yes
Mudasir vs Salman when?
>Be at your computer
>Hear rustling in your kitchen
>Go and check out the noise
>See this hot and ready gremlin who says "Hey sugar, want a kiss?"
What do?
>>80277707
I've never seen Gremlins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIrd4172Czw
>>80277707
>walk up to her
>slap her on her sweet ass
>slam my lips onto hers
>grab her ass
>and make out with her
JUST found out that Tim Curry had a major stroke in 2012.
Before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFmWfkI_FbE
After:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMgXboVyxY0
>Can he make a come back?
>>80277576
go kys, nobody cares
He's already a legend
don't dream it. be it.
>A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to fuck your ass. So you know, try to show a little respect you little shit.
Damn.
How did Spielberg get away with this one?
Is that the goofy looking creep in Mad Men that's friends with the little girl?
>>80277406
>saying this meanspirited shit to this little kid will make my girlfriend want to fuck me later
>A six-inch retractable cock,like turtlehead or a middle leg. He doesn't other to stimulate you like a beta, no no. He paralyzes you, fucks you there, pumps here. Cums, maybe across your belly, making lines of spaghetti.
The point is, you're awake when Cosby fucks you. So you know, try to lynch a nigger you little shit.