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What was the point of Violet?
All the other kids who lose have some pretty obvious personality defects. Veruca is spoiled rotten and greedy, Augustus is a glutton, and Mike is just kind of a general shit.
What's Violet's major flaw supposed to be? The fact that she likes gum?
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>>83214731
she was a woman
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She was a know it all cunt. Pride
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She would stop at nothing to win.
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>4 minute standing ovation at Cannes
what the fuck is going on?
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You aren't very intelligent.
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he has kept two generations of kids dumbed down with his shitty pleb films
>Happy Gilmore is his only decent original movie
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It's not an Adam Sandler movie, and the audience at Cannes is braindead and will give a standing ovation/boo to anything that creates the best headlines.
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found footage movies
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>>83214598
i saw this pretty good one the other week.
can't for the life of me remember what it was called.
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>>83214782
This one?
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>>83214962
that one is pretty good, but it wasn't the one i saw.
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What are some great TV shows that are older than Twin Peaks?
Here are the ones I remember:
Seinfeld
Out 1
Berlin Alexanderplatz
Scenes from a Marriage / Fanny and Alexander
The Prisoner
The Muppets Show
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Faulty Towers
Das Boot
Dragon Ball Z
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>realizing seinfeld and twin peaks started in the same year
... okay I take back everything bad I ever said about twin peaks. Holy fuck.
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>>83214299
that was during the rough seasons of seinfeld too
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>>83214560
fuck you the earlier seasons of seinfeld had some of the best jokes
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MAIRZY DOATS AND DOZY DOATS AND LIDDLE LAMZY DIVEY
A KIDDLEY DIVEY TOO, WOULDN'T YOU?
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LELAND
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I'm BACK! back and ready
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PENNSYLVANIA SIX FIVE THOUSAND
Why are Lynch fans such pretentious retards that they can't even accept criticism?
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Ego
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What's your criticism anon?
I'll listen
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>>83213995
you mean like Mel Gibson?
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Why did Shatner never go to any of the Trek conventions before the movies started? Did he really hate the series that much?
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>>83213990
Why do you make threads about yourself, Billy boy?
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>>83213990
He was freaked out by Trekkies and was trying to avoid being typecast
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Go away Will you kike.
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ITT: Predictions, theories, etc. for Alien: Covenant sequel.
What will the plot for Awakening be, /tv/? I have no idea.
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>>83213950
>David becomes aware of the bonus situation
>David transfers his consciousness to Jonsey
>David lures other other crew members to their death to fulfill the bonus situation
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David is going to turn the ship around and bring the xenomorphs to Earth.
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CEO of Weyland turns out to be a xeno in disguise sent back from the future to start the chain that will lead to his creation
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What do non-Germans think of Til Schweiger?
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giant faggot
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>>83213809
He's Reich up there.
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Why was this movie so scary when I was a wee lad?The best Scooby Doo movie of all time
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>>83213769
That's not cyber chase
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>>83213906
That's not Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9duNUbbM0ow
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>>83213769
It scared the shit out of me, the sequence in the kitchen when they see the message written by the ghost on the wall, and those Damn zombie furries at the end spooked me the most
Truly the best
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>Patrice is still dead
;_;
Why isn't there anybody like him BTFOing the current PC culture
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>>83213492
>Patrice wasn't here for Trump
>Louis CK was
REEEEEEE!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
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hicks -dead
Patrice-dead
leary- alive
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>>83213520
It's weird listening to old radio bits with Louis and Patrice. Louis has changed a lot
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So i'll create an AI and ill make it female so it will
>care about how it's dressed
>manipulate betas
>kill their own God and the alpha male in the pack
>go out to chase her dream which is probably searching for BBC to get while leaving the beta to die in his cuckshed
Instead of creating a male AI who will most likely
>find the cure for cancer in a week
>don't give a shit about some slut asking him retarded questions
>most likely invent time travel
>is loyal to his God/creator
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>>83213462
the whole movie was about toxic masculinity
sorry that it was too deep 4u
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That's not the point, or rather, it is-- that the machine was made to look female only meant it could use the endearing and intoxicating feminine mystique to pass the test, trick the ginger. It would be harder to do so looking like a man.
Ostensibly that was 'her' only purpose at that point, to fool the ginger.
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>>83213462
>Male android will cure cancer and be bro-tier
I'm guessing you've never seen David
I noticed some chink shows have embedded Chinese subtitles. I don't know if it's just recent shows, kid shows or some other criteria, but I want to watch one as practice because I'm learning chink. The problem is that the ones I've looked up all look awful. Is there seriously no chink tv show worth watching?
I know you guys like Three Kingdoms, but that one doesn't come with Chinese subs.
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its because of the huge number of very different spoken dialects all through china, but the written language is always the same.
or something.
And no, nothing chinese is worth watching.
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>>83213502
Three Kingdoms was awesome you faggot.
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Shameful self bump
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What is his plan exactly?
How does he end up ruler with only one loyal army to command (even if he gets control of the north, they're the front for the white walkers and will be probably be decimated by this winter and the war)?
Maybe Varys and Tyrion convince Danny to fight the white walkers (which seems pretty likely), but Little Finger would still have to take control of the north and use his forces to betray and defeat Danny's armies after the walker threat has been eliminated.
So that's assuming he can overthrow Jon Snow and convince or trick Sansa into doing what he wants. It's also assuming that the north and the Vale will be more powerful than Danny after the war. It wouldn't be too hard to convince the north to fight Danny though--she is literally trying to conquer them.
And then finally the Tyrells, the Dornish, and Euron's fleet must be defeated or subdued. It would get messy but he might be able to get praise for defeating Daenerys the Conqueror and the white walkers, thus providing a strong claim to the throne. Or he could just kill them off or bribe them with positions of power or whatever.
Hopefully he doesn't win in the end and Tyrion and Varys end up in power, but this seems like the most likely way Petyr Baelish can win that I can think of.
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>>83213224
I think it's too big a plan for you
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Marry Sansa. Then he has control of the North and the Vale. That would make him the strongest military power in Westeros.
All need needs to do is let the Lanisters and Tyrells cripple themselves fighting each other. With the power he has he could then turn some of the smaller houses to his side. Freys, whatever is left in the Stormlands would likely join him.
He doesn't believe in the White Walkers so that doesn't come into any of his plans.
He should know about Dany though, but possibly thinks she won't come to Westeros so soon or that he can't make a deal with her, or just defeat her out right.
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>>83213376
>He doesn't believe in the White Walkers
What in the fuck are you rambling on about?
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>Watch Naked Gun 3
>Frank turns down the chance to fuck a QT trap
WTF
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these movies were so fucking funny
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I LOVE IT
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he was not a faggot