Who was in the wrong here?
Her parents for creating such a tiny human./
smol girls need to be bullied!
>>83760791
The chair for not being hobbit sized
well, /tv/, who was the true king of classic hollywood?
>>83760786
Cary Grant.
>>83760786
Definitely Jimmy
>>83760786
No doubt Cary Grant.
The guy made great film after great film.
Was he even really a bad guy?
>has the power to make people do what he tells them to do
>tells people to kill themselves
Basically, yeah.
He had a useless power. There are literally security cameras and ATM cameras and satellites and drones and streetlight mics watching everyone all the time now and this isn't even considering sousveillance. There's no way he would get away with his actions without being noticed and then contained. Shit power, unrealistic villain. Might have worked in the 1970s or whenever he was created by a pervert.
>>83760636
Except his power doesn't legally put him in any trouble. Just because he tells someone to do something and they do it doesn't make him liable for their actions.
Thoughts on this gem?
i want to FUCK elsa's sweaty cunny
>>83760360
I honestly enjoyed it, it fits along all classic disney stories
>>83760360
I hate soulless formulaic CGI characters designed by psychologists and their focus groups to have maximum appeal to the general audience.
>Staying away from YOU
holy shit Raimi
>>83760277
>Staying away from (((YOU)))
>>83760277
>Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger!
OMG raimi
More like Spider-Meanie. Sheesh.
>went to see 30 year anniversarymidnight screening in coolidge corner
>in almost every scene a minority of people laugh and snicker
>ash goes for the chainsaw
>half of the people start clapping and cheering loudly
>scene when ash says "groovy"
>everyone cheers and gives a standing ovation
>scene when ash says "swallow this"
>people yelling and shaking the seats in a frenzy
what in the fuck america?
>>83760170
who is that and what movie is this from
>>83760170
yeah they should all be silent and dour while watching the comedy horror movie
>>83760196
Are you fucking serious
Why has 2017 been so disappointing for nude scenes? Is there any big hopes upcoming?
>>83760138
Because the only thing that makes money is capeshit.
Lowlight
>>83760138
who doe she remind me of?
What's her best film?
>>83760119
My Fair Lady
>>83760119
I still haven't seen Roman Holiday.
But I'd say My Fair Lady or Wait Until Dark.
Who cares? Literally the only people who talk about her a closet fags, and that's because they want to be her not because she's a decent actress.
Plain lo in the morning.
Lola in slacks.
Lois Lane. Mmm. Come see the view. Um... Mmm-mmm.
Now the secret to the height is the building material. It's light metals which sway a bit in the wind. Hmm. And you know something about lexcorp metals, don't you, miss Lane?
>I've proven what you've done.
Wow, you're feisty. Unfortunately, that will blow away. Like sand in the desert.
>You're psychotic.
That is a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds. Hmm.
Next category: Circles. Round and round and round they go to find superman. Wrong category, boy. No, no, triangles. Yes, euclid's triangle inequality. The shortest distance between any two points is a straight path. And I believe the straightest path to superman is a pretty little road... Mmm. Called Lois Lane.
>>83759968
You came back.
You came back.
>>83759990
Boy, do we have problems up here! The problem of...Of evil in the world. Uh, the problem of absolute virtue.
>I'll take you in without breaking you. Which is more than you deserve.
The problem of you on top of everything else. You above all. Ah, because that's what god is. Horus. Apollo. Jehovah. Kal-El.
Clark. Joseph. Kent.
See, what we call god depends upon our tribe, Clark-Joe. Because god is tribal. God takes sides. No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. Mmm. I figured out way back, if god is all-powerful, he cannot be all-good. And if he is all-good, then he cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be. They need to see the fraud you are. With their eyes. The blood on your hands.
I liked BvS Lex. His conflict with Superman arose from a deep-seated hatred towards those that would elevate themselves above him.
Can someone tell me why people like this bullshit? 99% of what I've seen from Monty Python is fucking atrocious. The films suck and have a few redeeming scenes and almost all of the sketches are terrible and when there is something funny it gets stretched out to the point where it loses all value. Can someone post something remotely good from this douche nozzle?
Terry Gilliam is legit terrible.
>>83759940
it's easily quotable shit that your parents enjoyed, stop whining.
>>83759940
All I know is they make me laugh.
you're entitled to not liking things.
>>83759918
And of course people on here will complain even though she's hotter than Daria has any right to be
dat chick is hot af
>>83759918
Have you see the black panther trailer yet sister?
discuss
mods
fuck off zed
>>83759740
she's racist. Scar (only black lion) wanted to fuck her and that's why she esaped the Pridelands
The Mummy reboot will have a LOWER opening weekend than The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-wonder-woman-crushing-mummy-1011815
The Mummy reboot: $30mil. opening
Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: $40mi. opening
>>83759419
Time to start the JUSTed Tom Cruise meme yet, boss?
InB4 JUST CRUISIN'
the terracotta warriors and emporer qin are a really interesting historical story I don't even understand how they fucked that movie up
We'll at least after a bad opening I can go back home to my wife and dau-
Katie? Suri? Where are you?
What the fuck happened to Kevin Kline, he was huge and he just dropped off the face of the earth
>>83758691
was this kino?
he'll be fine, still has his underwear company
>>83758741
It's the best feel good, nonpartisan political comedy ever made
It's comfy as fuck and pretty funny, it's made by the guy who directed Ghostbusters and Stripes, it's got Kevin Kline and Sigourney, how can you go wrong?
STOP WATCHING STAR WARS!!!!! What did he mean by this?
>>83758349
He wants us to cease viewing stellar combats
>>83758349
He doesn't want you to live in a fantasy world of secondhand childish banalities.
to go watch star trek