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Can't wait to see it. Trailer looks quite good.
I'm a bit hesitant after how utterly shit SLC Punk 2 was though.

I fucking hate Scots.

>>79553271
Its fantastic. Don't worry.

>>79552770

>you will never see a woman take a Dempsey roll outside of Arkansas

:(

>>79552770
Is this Million Dollar Baby for actual babies?

There are literally zero women on earth, even trained ones, who could defeat me in a fight.

What was the point of McConnaheys character?

Contact is garbage
Interstellar isn't god-like but atleast it isn't garbage

>>79552779
to be an annoying god cuck

>>79554036
yeah thats what my thinking was especially that ending

It's honestly eerie how dc is covered and smeared by disney the same way trump was by the msm.

100 years from now people will wonder how the media made people believe the current dceu was terrible and this propaganda will be taught for future generations.

>>79552805

LOL

>>79552805
unlike trump, DC has genuine problems backed up with facts

>>79552714
That's a big codpiece

The flight plan lists me, parr, howard, cleves, seymour, boleyn and aragon but only one of you

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Dr Luther, I'm HRE

>>79552709
over the top performance, no control. I was stunned he won the oscar.

>>79552709
A perfect teacher
A harsh person who doesn't care about your petty feelings.
The type of teacher
who creates legends

such a reddit meme flick. so pretentious and embarrassing.

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Yes let's talk about Carmen, how long do you think she spent in the co-ed showers?

What do you think she got up to in there?

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>>79552656
Let's talk about the greatest pilot ever: Pilot Cadet Stack Lumbreiser
>cute
>skilled
>modest
>loyal soldier
>could suck the chrome off a Federation Fleet Transport

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And then there's the stellar job she does at dodging the fucking asteroid. Why would she wait until the last second before starting to move away? How is it not better to start dodging as soon as possible? How does that make any sense? But no one else on the ship seems to mind, so I'll just chalk this up to nineties movie writing and give her a pass. Later when she's flying the escape pod it sort of makes sense for her to wait at the last minute before she starts braking because she's trying to let aerobraking do as much work as possible. The writers of a nineties action movie don't understand how maneuvering an airplane and maneuvering a starship are fundamentally different things. Never mind.

Let's move on then, to the Klendatu (or is it planet B?) orbital drop when the captain realizes that the bug orbital defenses are neither light nor random, and orders Carmen to break for high orbit. What would you do at this moment if you were in Carmen's seat? You'd punch the engines to full throttle and pitch up, right? And what does she do? She pitches down. She's going towards the planet where they're being shot at from. And before one of you retards starts talking about how she's dodging the ships in front of her, why did she have to dodge downwards? Why not dodge upwards? Not only does it move the ship away from danger, it also provides cover from ground fire because the other ships would be between the Roger Young and the planet. And why the fuck would she need to dodge anyway? The ships aren't accelerating, they're all moving at the same pace, just fly up Carmen, just fucking fly up, because this is a nineties movies and the writers don't understand how thrust works in a vacuum, let alone how orbital mechanics work, so these other ships can be stationary while having their engines turned on. Fly up Carmen. The Captain told you to fly up, why are you flying down?

Fuck you Carmen.

JJ Abrams
Zack "I'm insecure about my height so I lift" Snyder
Kevin Smith
modern Franco Zeffirelli

>>79552640
nah, not even quentin tarantino. but i'll tell 'ya, im 100 percent sure it'll be a slapfight with hair pulling, from both of us.
and high pitched screaming

>>79553038
>pull Quentin's hair
>it falls out

>>79552589
It's hard to make a gif/webm when the movie is not yet available online, OP

>>79552838
I was hoping /tv/ had ways. Either way we can still discuss how obnoxiously this movie basically screamed "DO YOU GET IT!? DO YOU GET WHAT'S HAPPENING!? BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMMIN EH!?" With every single fucking scene.

>>79553235
>I was hoping /tv/ had ways.

this is not the North Pole, we are not Santa Claus

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The Birthday Party·written and directed by Annie Clark (St Vincent)
>Mary is attempting to hold a children's birthday party for a girl named Lucy, but when she finds party guest David dead in one of the rooms, she is forced to hide the body. She spends the day preparing for the party and frantically trying to conceal David's body from other party guests Carla and Madeleine before finally buying a panda costume off of a man who comes to sing Lucy a birthday song and hiding the body in the costume. During the party, Mary sets up the costume near the cake, but Carla bumps the costume, causing it to collapse into the cake. The body is discovered when Carla removes the head, and the full title of the film is revealed as the children scream in terror: The Birthday Party, or, The Memory Lucy Suppressed From Her Seventh Birthday That Wasn't Really Her Mom's Fault (Even Though Her Therapist Says It's Probably Why She Fears Intimacy).

Wow, this is pure horror kino. Carpenter, Romero and Argento must be shaking with jealousy. Watch out, white males!

>>79552523
This must be a joke plot

Now, mind you, I am no stranger to the vast world of bizarre movies. I thoroughly enjoy flicks such as ERASERHEAD, SWEET MOVIE, BEGOTTEN, UN CHIEN ANDALOU, and EL TOPO. But for whatever reason, this movie affected me on a level that no other has, and I'm having a hard time pinpointing why. Perhaps it's because films like the ones I just listed knew exactly what they were doing. They were meant to be disturbing, bizarre, and confusing, thus making their weirdness easier to accept. But I'm not so sure it even realizes just how strange it really is. I'm sure its intent was simply to spook and shock its viewers, but instead it comes across as some kind of completely accidental minimalist/surrealist/faux-arthouse pic. Imagine blending the works of Nick Zedd, Ed Wood, and Salvador Dali. Yes, it's just that weird.

>>79552410
What does DC stands for bros?

>>79552410
When's Armond's review dropping?

>>79552457
Deep cunt

>>79552359
It's the reason why shit like "X-Men: First Class" and "Prometheus" are considered good movies.

We're old, man.

>>79552380
I am 41 and I hate those movies.

>they think Emma Watson is good/attractive actress because they grew up watching Harry Potter

The book wasn't really that good, so this movie is gonna suck

>>79552331
Yep. I read the book. Didnt really picture him to look like Ben Foster but he was good in Hell or High Water.

>>79552343
I liked it

Yes, I'm very much so looking forward to it. The story and cast seems particularly-
>pizzakino
/tv/ was a fucking mistake

i don't know anything about that scene being unsimulated but i remember when that came out on dvd, one of my earliest faps. oddly enough i never really got into black girls.

>>79552598

I mean, you can see his nuts and that looks like the bottom of his shaft

>>79553013
That doesn't mean it's inside of her.

>>79552291
You ask "where have all the actors gone?" while posting a pic of the literal piece of wood that is HF??! gtfoohwts

>>79552291
Yes there are no actors who act in cheesy Sci-fi or adventure movies anymore.

>>79552291
You mean movie stars.