Why hasn't there been a major biographical movie about him?
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It would be anticlimatic
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Plenty of people have seen sausage being made.
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>300 million dollar budget
>10,000 workers involved
>1,000,000 man hours to produce
>3 hours of forgettable children's entertainment
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>>84521771
Like any other capeshit movie.
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ok motherfuckers enough, 1/3 of this board is DC bashing and the other 1/3 is marvel bashing
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He's right though. It's terrible at worst, poorly executed at best.
What's worse is its awfulness has fucked this board forever. First people claim to like it ironically for giggles, then the shitposting becomes so constant it attracts people who really do believe it's a work of art, and then suddenly the major narrative on /tv/ is it's this misunderstood genius. The shitpost becomes reality and we all suffer. Same thing happened with /pol/ and Trump.
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What's your favorite movie fight?
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>>84521744
Aragorn V Lurtz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K52lnqBm3ug
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Wolverine v Sabertooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMijRDsFvy4
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Why do black people like kung fu so much?
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>>84521740
Blacks are huge weebs and like that shit along with anime.
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Because it's awesome.
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Black/Asian kino?
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It looks bad, like really really bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sYF1SXcWqQ
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Eh, Legion looked shit and ended up being kino
I reserve judgement
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>>84521456
Legion was Kino within a minute of screen time. This looks like forgettable horseshit, wait for the agents of shield cross over...meh.
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>>84521584
i think you guys will probably enjoy it if u think legion was good. that shit was weak as fuck.
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Is this worth a watch if I'm a fan of military settings?
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I consider it kino
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Not that bad, was expecting some bullshit pandering but it actually depicts iraq and afghanistan really well
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scotty, you seen warmachine?
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Why aren't you watching dogkino yet?
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>>84521297
Has Mr. Pickles met Cesar Milan yet?
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I did but it hasn't had a new episode in over a year. This fall is the final season.
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>>84521297
How the fuck are there people who like this show?
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Just finished this movie. It was pretty good but what was the point? To make everyone hate minorities even more?
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>>84521065
One of the main characters was a minority you fucking idiot. And not every movie has to have a "point". I fucking hate Summer.
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To make you appreciate what our brave men in uniform do for you everyday.
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>>84521121
Dirty Mexican detected.
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What is the thematic significance of this scene? Is it just pandering to the virgin loser demographic?
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>>84520942
stfu and appreciate the female form
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>>84521041
>no ass
>female form
pick one
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>>84521101
Based pusy poster
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>It was just a prank bro, your arch nemesis is not real
>here, fight this shameless Syndrome rip off
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One of the worst movies of all time
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This piece of shit was what convinced me to abandon MCU trash.
Learn how to do a twist properly, you fucking kikes.
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FUCK YOU THE MCU IS PERFECT
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ITT: your best Twin Peaks shitpost/meme content
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If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door.
Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess.
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All the more reason for me to make a mess, earn those pennies wagecuck
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>lmao @ this faggot
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>>84520747
why is there a demon at the top right?
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What is this facial expression trying to convey?
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when you nut but she still sucking
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>when the food isn't alright
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when you nuttin but you can't fee it because you're crippled
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>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who rank The Empire Strikes Back over Return Of The Jedi
Return had:
>Luke taking out Jabba the Hutt's criminal syndicate
>Leia in a steel bikini
>the original podracing scene in the forest
>the chair lifting scene where Luke uses the force
>the storytelling scene
>the absolute kino scene with the Emperor's throne room, yielding quotes like "your overconfidence is your weakness" "your faith in your friends is yours"
>the climactic battle scene
>Ewoks go full on tribal insurrection against the troopers
>the ebullient celebration scene at the end
Empire had:
>20 minutes of pointless plot useless time on Hoth before 10 minutes of a cool fight scene that ended quickly
>Han and Leia wander around in the butthole of the galaxy
>muh sitcom-tier "the Hyperdrive isn't working" subplot
>Luke learns telekinesis from a hobo living in a swamp
>Boba Fett, the most overrated villain in movie history
>a dramatic reveal scene followed by Luke falling down a garbage chute
I mean, why?
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>>84520161
All Star Wars is shit and its fanbase is the most cancerous in history.
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>caring about children's adventures from before you were born this much
Clean your room.
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Empire didn't have ewoks and all those boring village scenes
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Save my career Cruise edition
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Tom Cruise approaches you and says
>look I need to revamp my image. The Mummy has crushed me, all the virgins on the internet are trashing me. I want you to be my agent, I was offered these three roles which one should I choose? Main antagonist in Saw 8, Main protagonist in Pineapple Express 2, Main antagonist in Borderlands the movie.
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>>84520125
Easy peasy Tom.
1- Make Top Gun 2 vs. Aliens
2 - Make a movie about the producer from Tropic Thunder
3 - Play Handsome Jack in the Borderlands movie
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>>84520318
Ok so borderlands it is!