He has the same haircut in every fucking movie
I dare you to find an actor with a consistently more kino haircut than Jake
>>87074666
He acts the same in every movie
>Prisoners
>Nightcrawler
>Prince of Persia
>Enemy
I think you might hairblind.
This is what I've been thinking after I finished a binge of reviews on bad movies I'm too lazy to scour the net to watch myself, But what if we, Collectively, No Bullshit, Wrote a horror movie storyboard? It sounds Shit fucking stupid, I know. But I want to try it to see what happens, and if anything worthy of a screen cap occurs. Hit me, /tv/, I'll start.
>A new online Chatroom Program hits the mobile market, Think like a mix of Discord, 4chan and Twitter.
>>87074641
Hard mode: Make a non-political horror movie
what do you think of the new Fantasy books adaptations announced?
>>87074623
Which ones?
I know some would make good TV shows but were not that great of books. The best ones couldn't be adapted at all.
>>87074954
>Magic the Gathering
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/fox-bring-magic-gathering-big-670529
>Dungeons & Dragons (Forgotten Realms)
http://collider.com/dungeons-and-dragons-movie-story/
>Mistborn
http://deadline.com/2017/01/dmg-f-scott-frazier-adapting-mistborn-the-final-empire-brandon-sanderson-1201895621/
>Stormlight Archive
https://www.tor.com/2016/10/27/brandon-sandersons-cosmere-universe-movie-rights-sold-to-dmg-entertainment/
>Kingkiller Chronicle
http://www.thewrap.com/lin-manuel-miranda-produce-feature-film-tv-series-kingkiller-chronicle/
>The Witcher
http://deadline.com/2017/05/netflix-to-produce-the-witcher-tv-series-1202095582/
>The Wheel of Time
http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/wheel-of-time-tv-series-sony-1202390897/
>>87075511
>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/fox-bring-magic-gathering-big-670529
This random article is from 2014. The MtG movie is in development hell. And I guarantee that it will be awful if it ever sees the light of day. WotC has proven that they have no idea what they are doing outside of printing cards.
DnD has a better chance at being good, because it obviously isn't as hard to translate to film.
Are there any other companies doing what Criterion does? I vaguely recall a german or maybe dutch company doing a similar kind of thing but i cant remember the name, just that i saw it discussed on this board
Arrow or Shout?
I'd also say Kinowelt but they deal in a wide range of movies, not just cult or artsy fartsy like Criterion does most of the time
Cinelicious Pics
Masters of Cinema
>Life on the outside aint what it used to be
What are all the nerds going to do with their D&D costumes?
What does /tv/ think of Ken Davitian's body of work?
WHO WOULDN'T BE THE ONE YOU LOVE
Just turned this on, what am I in for?
>>87074475
a lot of boring screaming scenes and quite scenes and puking scenes and an ambiguous ending.
>>87074496
So kino is not on the menu tonight?
Real answer: if you're a film lover you will appreciate the ambience and tone that the film takes the time to create however people are justified in being let down by the lack of real horror aspects.
boipucci edition
>>87072098
>>87074440
Reminder: incest is wrong.
Ahh... all's well.
>>87074440
First for /bestgirl/
>its a main character is forced to do group work in first day of classes for college semester and he gets ignored when talking episode
>mfw I realize the Matrix was really about being transgender
Remember that androgynous looking chick named Switch? She was originally supposed to be a man outside of The Matrix but the studio made them change it.
>>87074350
Not like this...
>>87074350
>>87074387
How should we call him? Snake or Plissken?
https://youtu.be/x-86PX_9T30
>>87074222
Big Boss?!
>>87074222
>Implying he doesn't disagree every single time just to fuck with them
Is it true that when this show aired in Spain, Ralph said "Zas en toda la boca"?
I'll start with the most current cucklord.
>>87074172
you can't be a cuck if you have no gf something to think about.
>>87074172
The entire show.
And you can add Jon Snow to that for getting Drogo and Darrio's stretched out seconds.
>>87074214
Yes, but "cuck" has been THE WORD for about 3 years now. It's a verb, adjective, noun, pro-noun, adverb, doesn't matter. Just call someone a cuck and claim victory.
Why is this show so good?
It just is
It's full of cunning plans
>>87074253
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel