>No you think its funny you think it's all a big fucking joke but this is why we're here.. we don't need to be here, we're here to try and sell the movie, we're not here to be your fucking friend don't laugh like your my friend ok i would knock your fucking teeth out of your dumb fucking french skull. you know what, fuck no don't, don't fucking calm me down dude we do this all day I'm fucking tired i wanna go home, i have other shit i wanna do too, I'll fucking go over there and rip your fucking hair out of your head if you don't shut up, know why I'm stressed out cuz I'm on Atkins i haven't eaten shit all day because every fucking reporter comes here and asks me what it feels like to be unattractive and I gotta sit here and i fucking wanna kill you right now my dream is to get out of this chair and knock the teeth out of your head
I can't imagine a world where anyone would be intimidated by Jonah Hill
Listen up you French bitch. I don't have to be here. I'm lifting up your ratings and you joke about me leaving? How dare you. Who do you think you are?
[turns to translator]
And don't translate what I'm saying unless you can get the timing right, you asshole.
>That was rude and unapproriate.
>Looks like we have to hire Kristen Stewart for our new film
>Studio: We've upped the budget
>studio: we got Kristen Stewart
>writers: we will remove any scenes involving range or emotions
>We want a non sexually broken Kristen Stewart
SAY NO MORE FAMA LAMA LAM BING BONG SINGALONG MEME MAN MAKE MEME
>>82202977
The cliched romance stuff makes the first 20ish minutes of Hacksaw Ridge really cringey and hard to sit through, which is a shame, given how hot she is.
Anyone else saw the movie with the commentary track yet? I thought they might have softened up on it with time, but if anything, they're more ruthless on it than they've ever been.They're right, too, but I still don't get why they didn't give TFA the same treatment.
>>82202976
Rogue Drones BTFO
Reddit le Meme is objectively wrong
The Force Awakens wasfun
Why did he need orange slices?
it was a lost meme
>>82202972
Because he was hungry.
q u i p
p o w e r
Find a flaw.
>Jew-manji
really makes you think
>>82202911
The same actor plays the hunter and jumanji's dad. Really lazy.
The awful CGI
>>82197729
>>82202870
Can't wait until the next Doctor Who is Idris Elba.
>>82202870
>>82203271
((You)) need to stop
>>82202870
JUST
Luke is the last jedi.
Luke doesn't believe anymore in the jedi.
He teaches Rey to use the force but not in a jedi way.
Then he dies.
He is the las jedi.
WHO THE FUCK IS THE LAST JEDI
>>82202913
This confirmed?
OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNKY SHIT
What are some comfy movies like event horizon, sphere, the abyss, the thing etc
>>82202733
Jurassic Park. Pretty much any Michael Crichton movie.
>>82202733
Cabin in the Woods
Not nearly as good, but still worth your time: The Cell and Pandorum.
Post the last film you watched, your reaction, and current mood, and get recs for the next film you watch.
Pic related, I thought it was enthralling and very depressing. I am currently suicidally depressed so i'd like to keep that ball rolling.
To help you roll senpai
>>82202603
Thinking about watching Amadeus, is it that sad? What do you rate it?
>>82202603
I absolve you, mediocrity.
But seriously this movie is uplifting as hell, if you feel suicidal after watching it you probably weren't paying attention enough or you just too dumb to grasp the deeper meanings.
Jesus wept
do a jogald krompk edit
Well, that's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say?
Wat chink movie is this
What's his endgame?
>>82202298
To be the most British man who ever lived.
>>82202298
>surmise
Spend 7 years in Tibet
Rick and Morty General
ITT: Rick and Morty discussion
You're post is weird
Its almost like it was written by someone who doesn't really hang out here
PICKLE RICK
PICKLE
What movie is this scene from?
Spartacus
>>82202143
Problem Child 2
>>82202143
The recent Great Gatsby with Leo I think.
"Bad guys" who did absolutely NOTHING wrong at all, not even in the slightest
He killed Irishmen.
Sorry, /pol/, that's not acceptable.
>>82202106
They betrayed him! Out of some bizarre pan-Celtic sentiment not present in the thirteenth century.
Which ones are worth watching? I've heard the last two are great but all of them seem to have pretty decent directors, had no idea Woo and Abrams were involved until five minutes ago. I love a good Cruisekino so I was thinking about jumping in. But I've heard they stand alone and some are shit.
just watch from the very beginning don't be a picky bitch
All of them
>>82201991
2 is my favourite.
>that scene with the mask
SO GOD DAMN GOOD!