This is fat? Looks pretty average for me.
>>87446624
Average for America.
>>87446624
Who says that's fat?
>>87446624
JUST LIKE ME
>'my friends.....you bow to Noewuan'
Who was that supposed to be? Some kind of God?
>>87446465
God of Taxes
>>87446465
I'll take the bait.
It's no one.
>>87446465
The ancient predecessor to the famous batman character, juan ouveu
probably still a ninja
>>87446445
he died in American Ninja 26: Senile but Agile
I remember back in, I want to say, 2011 his vids were being uploaded to TGWTG. All of them old of course because I don't think he was making videos at that time.
Recommend me good horror movies that aren't about le ghost living in the house. Preferably recent. I've seen most of the classics. Recently enjoyed It Follows and Get Out
>>87446409
Shameless bump
>>87446409
The VVitch.
>>87446409
obligatory The Thing recommendation
watch as newfags rage over old pasta
previous >>87386663
Azor Petyr
>Fifteen years past, when they had ridden forth to win a throne, the Lord of Storm's End had been clean-shaven, clear-eyed, and muscled like a maiden's fantasy. Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant. He'd had a giant's strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift. In those days, the smell of leather and blood had clung to him like perfume.
>He found himself thinking of Robert more and more. He saw the king as he had been in the flower of his youth, tall and handsome, his great antlered helm on his head, his warhammer in hand, sitting his horse like a horned god. He heard his laughter in the dark, saw his eyes, blue and clear as mountain lakes.
n-ned was straight, right lads?
aaagghhh...
How did the Raimi films change in tone as they progressed?
Raimi is really good at mixing different tones. In the Evil Dead he mixes horror and comedy, while in Spider-Man he mixes drama and comedy. The right amount of over-the-top acting and cheesy dialogue really sets those movies apart from most of MCU's diarrhea.
The real question is why wasn't Eric Forman not Spiderman instead?
Post capekino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSz0bQzZuM
What are some great eerie, relaxing movies?
>>87392710
old joy
Fantasy/Scifi trilogies where numero 3 is the best
Best I can do is Revenge of the Sith: least terrible.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Return of the King.
The Evil Dead trilogy
Lord Of The Rings
those are the only 2 i can think of that arent meme answers
what the F*CK was his problem?
>>87392477
hes a nigger
>>87392477
he was a hot Chad surrounded by autistic dweebs
Do you think we can get Chuck and Sneed in a new episode of The Simpsons
Daring synthesis
They're like the snail from Blue's Clues.
>>87446391
sneed is the old guy inside you idiot
ITT: characters who got what they deserved
>>87392471
This is extremely anti-semitic goy
What does /tv/ think about Insecure?
>>87392459
Nothing. I never think about it.
>wake up
>see this
>wat do
Do a 720° and leave
>>87446337
bend knee,kiss feet and lick pusy if she allows it!
Blame Trump.
>Blood Drive cancelled
FUCK YOU SYFY AND YOUR SHITTY SPACE DRAMAS
Very sad but I saw it coming, Slink is the best character syfy has made in years
>>87446545
Yeah eccemtric characters like that must be so fun to play for an actor
>>87446327
It had a lot of fat, would've been better as a 6-8 series.
But you kind of enjoyed
>>87392267
Skull island was ok, the characters were all 1 dimentional but that didn't really matter since it focussed on Kang anyway. The Vietnam vibe was well executed and the cinematography and effects were above average.
The scene where the helicopters fly over the island was beautiful pham
>>87392267
>Kong: Skull Island
>Movies Everyone Hates
>>87392346
I don't have normiebook but everyone here seemed to hate it.