What's the best Jesus kino?
>>80125501
jesus christ superstar is pretty fucking good
>Jesus Christ Superstar
Soundtrack is garbage compared to the original album. Disqualified.
>Last Temptation of Christ
Doesn't get good until halfway through the movie.
>Passion of the Christ
Haven't seen since it came out.
That power walk set to a synthesizer as Jesus recruits his apostles was pure kino in Temptation
One film of your choice becomes required viewing for all of humanity.
What is it?
planet earth 2
What is the reason for providing it for humanity?
For my pleasure in a sense of schadenfreude, for their pleasure, for passing knowledge?
Eitherway, answer is Karate Dog.
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>>80125274
>Chuck's Fuck & Suck
>>80125274
They used to chuck feed and seed
Now theys need it
>>80125274
I don't get it. What a terrible "joke".
ITT: Movies that you never expected to make you cry, but they did.
act
>>80125269
i laughed, fapped to kate and cryed like a little baby !best movie eva!!
>>80125269
Problem Child 2
>sent spaceship to destroy the human race
>lose contact with it
>do nothing for 2000 years
are cumskins retarded ?
>>80125063
More like 1488 years
One of the many things cut out of the movie was that the trip to Earth was going to take them 3,000 years, which is why there were hibernation pods aboard.
So the homeworld still expected things were going as planned
>>80126020
>space travel for a bunch of borderline monkeys who can cast metal and bash rocks together and cause explosions in their hands which propel a chunk of metal as their weaponry can somehow, in some way, have faster trans-system space travel than the species which genetically engineered them and has had a presence in the stars for an inconceivable amount of time compared to our own.
Are you retarded.
Which is the worst studio, and why is it WB?
>>80124937
Sony makes shit all the time. Remember Pixels or new Ghostbusters? Can't wait for Dark To.
it's Sony
this image sums the decadence of this sudio
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
>>80124895
I WANNA ROCK!
>>80124910
WITH THAT ELECTRIC TWANGER?
>>80124895
*spits at you*
STAND UP STRAIGHT
Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions.
I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
>catched
>>80124858
>catched
>catched
Why is this show so popular? What's it all about? Is it really that funny?
>>80124639
It's funny.
A bunch of horrible people doing horrible things while constantly yelling at eachother.
Yes.
It's so shit. If this is what Americans find funny, I'm so sorry.
its very funny, all of them have distinct personalities and they dont get annoying when they overact.
what is this expression trying to convey?
Awe.
Lights are too bright.
>tfw when you can see through time
>it didn't even break even
what the fuck ? It wasn't the greatest movie of all time but it certainly was enjoyable.
How did that happen ?
No movies break even. The studios report every release as a massive loss. They don't have to pay taxes that way. Hollywood only exists as a parasite clinging to the American taxpayer.
Budget 120-130$
Box Office 403$
>it didn't even break even
>>80124644
tax evasion isn't remotely wrong
>no shootings and barely no action
>mcguffin is literally a modern take on the microfilm
>characters constantly change sides
>bad guy is literally a former cold war hero that feels he no longer serves any purpose
Was it the last real spy movie ever?
>inb4 Modern Bond/Bourne
Those are action movies with some spying here and there.
>>80124475
the franchise didn't get good until MI3
>>80124475
I love the way this movie was shot. It's difficult for me to describe because I have no knowledge on the technical aspects of filming but this movie looks more clear and crisp than stuff coming out today. Something about the colors and the lighting just makes it look so good.
I actually think this was one of the best MIs. Just something about the cool europe shit and ties to cold war stuff just makes it feel like a real spy movie to me. Series tanked immediately with MI:2 and only started getting better with 3 then GP. RN was pretty great, almost as good as 1.
Why do Sex-Men have their own cinematic universe instead of being with the other marvel characters?
>>80124231
Owned by different studios
Cause fox brought the rights years ago or some shit.
Does mystique create a penis when she's disguised as a man?
So was he a replicant?
>>80123777
so are you a faggot?
>>80123786
Yeah...
Yes, didn't you see the way he ate those noodles.
What was his rent policy?
>>80123593
You late on rent.....one newborn.
>>80123593
you can only stay here if you agree to take my daughter out and spend time with her, she is so shy, anon, but I think she is fond of you
>>80123593
>You want door fix, man of spiders? Why you not fix my daughter instead? Yes I see the way you look at her, Man of Spiders. You Americans think we Russian are all drunk and stupid. My daughter is thin because I no have good to fatten her, cannot afford meat because tenant withhold rent! When you make Tatiashkana go to bed hungry, maybe you hear sound of broken door at night, and loose hinge and loose brain, so then it breaks your soul like mighty fist of Stalin. Yes, Man of Spiders, yes, then you remember rent.